{"id":27042,"date":"2010-12-22T12:52:49","date_gmt":"2010-12-22T20:52:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=27042"},"modified":"2010-12-22T13:38:56","modified_gmt":"2010-12-22T21:38:56","slug":"i-met-this-homely-woman-and-she-rubbed-my-tummy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=27042","title":{"rendered":"I Met This Homely Woman And She Rubbed My Tummy"},"content":{"rendered":"

This was back in 1994 before I became the Moral Leader I am today.<\/p>\n

I met this homely woman. I think it was at a party. I think she had some hot friends.<\/p>\n

Later, this homely woman invites me to take a walk with her one evening through the Sherman Oaks Galleria. It was fine.<\/p>\n

Then she invited me back to her place. It was fine.<\/p>\n

She offered to rub my back. Fine, I said. I took off my shirt and I lay down on her bed and she rubbed my back.<\/p>\n

“Would you like me to rub your chest?” she asked.<\/p>\n

So I rolled over and she rubbed my chest. Then she went lower.<\/p>\n

Her rubbing my tummy led me to do things not in consonance with Torah, neither written nor oral:<\/p>\n

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She was homely but I like a massage. It may not be logical. It may not be moral. It may not be in accord with Torah, but I like to be stroked.<\/p>\n

I don’t know why Rabbs thinks this story is about sex. It is a metaphor for why Dennis Prager attends a Reform temple. It may not be logical, but it feels good. They have groovy tunes at Stephen S. Wise. Great Israeli dancing on a Friday night. People are nice. The rabbis are smart. The musical instruments rock. What’s not to love? It’s like one long tummy rub.<\/p>\n

Judaism does not have to be punitive.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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