{"id":2691,"date":"2008-04-08T10:44:34","date_gmt":"2008-04-08T18:44:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2691"},"modified":"2008-04-08T13:00:10","modified_gmt":"2008-04-08T21:00:10","slug":"im-going-to-compete-with-the-rcc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2691","title":{"rendered":"I’m Going To Compete With The RCC"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sure, they’ve got the Rabbinical Council of California<\/a>, but I’m setting up my own kangaroo court. We’ll be overseeing conversions, business disputes and divorces.<\/p>\n

We’re going to sponsor beauty contests and add some excitement to Orthodox Judaism.<\/p>\n

From my live cam chat<\/a>:<\/p>\n

guest59:  Luke needs sponsorship. 
\nguest59:  Da Vinci had it.
\nYourMoralLeader:  how about some gaming companies?
\nguest59:  What a great idea!
\nguest59:  I wonder who first suggested that.
\nguest59:  Pfizer for your Viagra, and gaming companies because that is the demographic you hit.  Or used to hit
\nguest59:  What a pity you didn’t establish that relationship in the old lukeford.com days, you would be rich now
\nguest59:  There’d be an Emma on each arm
\nguest59:  I see the old lady is bugging you
\nToTheSea:  Where’s the queen of the chat room today?
\nguest59:  I’m here
\nguest59:  I’mkinda shy
\nGUAPO:  ohh emma real sexy
\nguest59:  So I switched names
\nToTheSea:  Where’s Emma? The lady………who bring Kedushah to our midst.
\nguest59:  Here I am!
\nGUAPO:  luke done aged 20 years in about 5
\nguest59:  Sometimes I feel like being a lady, and sometimes I don’t
\nGUAPO:  luke angry today
\nguest59:  Luke looks very distinguished.  Like an important rabbi
\nguest59:  Like Jesus
\nGUAPO:  luke you  bone emma?
\nToTheSea:  Luke, you have given much more thought to setting up a Kangaroo court to compete with the RCC………?
\nguest59:  Not a bad idea!
\nToTheSea:  We could use set it up at the LA zoo……..
\nguest59:  Since you are australian, you can arrange for real live kangaroos to sit with you in judgement
\nToTheSea:  It would be a great locale. When parents are sitting in court, the kiddies can play with the animals.
\nGUAPO:  luke i asked you a question muf**ker
\nguest59:  Are there different races of roo?  Are there black kangaroos and white kangaroos?
\nToTheSea:  Luke….are there different races among Kangaroos?
\nYourMoralLeader:  yes
\nguest59:  Black and white?
\nguest59:  Do the Black ones produce chocolate milk?
\nToTheSea:  Maybe we could settle matches between the RCC and the Kangaroo court by having them box things out.
\nguest59:  Luke, I would like it a lot if you cut off a locket of your beard hair and sent it to me.
\nguest59:  Of course, I would reciprocate
\nKhunDiddy:  No Emma arrrggghhh!
\nYourMoralLeader:  yo khun
\nGUAPO:  luke you aint been real friendly latley
\nguest59:  I’m here
\nKhunDiddy:  No Amalek?
\nKhunDiddy:  Emma you changed your name?
\nguest59:  I can’t tell who anyone is, except MyMoralLeader
\nKhunDiddy:  Oy vey INDDED
\nToTheSea:  That oy vey sounds very FRUM, Luke!
\nKhunDiddy:  another day in paradise
\nGUAPO:  you like wu luke?
\nKhunDiddy:  but Paradise ain’t Paradise without Emma
\nToTheSea:  If you add "Ad Masei" to it, then you’re frum.
\nToTheSea:  So, Luke are you going to reveal yourself as the Moshiach?
\nYourMoralLeader:  sooon
\nToTheSea:  Can we start another Rebbe as Moshiach controversy?
\nYourMoralLeader:  I’m going to give a sign
\nguest59:  Where is everyone frum?  And is that an American spelling?<\/p>\n

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