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guest7:  Do you check out info people feed you or do you just post anything anybody says, knowing people have hidden agendas?
\nMORALLYcorrupt:  ppl ALWAYS have an agenda!
\nbigbrother:  big brother in 2008
\nguest7:  Do you know you are being used?
\nguest7:  no for people to spread unsubstantiated rumors and harm other’s reputations
\nYourMoralLeader:  7, can youb e more specific?
\nMORALLYcorrupt:  like anyone REALLY  believes SHlT they hear on the internet!!
\nguest7:  bloggers blog under the guise of reporting but is repeating gossip reporting? or gossiping?
\nYourMoralLeader:  I’ve been doing this for more than a decade…
\nEmma:  How is everyone?
\nYourMoralLeader:  if you have a correction, I will definitely take it seriously. Can you be specific, 7?
\nguest7:  so when someone tells you something, you pick up the phone and get other sources to confirm it, like a real reporter?
\nKhunDiddy:  Facts? We don’t need no stinking facts here
\nKhunDiddy:  This is Luke…facts aren’t important
\nguest7:  unles it is you that people are talking about
\nYourMoralLeader:  7, on an important story yes, on a comedy spot where nobody’s reputation is at stake, not always
\nguest7:  how many sources did you talk to about Cantor Katz?
\nKhunDiddy:   unles it is you that people are talking about..NO PRoblem slander On
\nYourMoralLeader:  2, 7
\nguest7:  2 sources out of a membership of 900 families?  That is your research?
\nKhunDiddy:  Research cost time and money….
\nKhunDiddy:  better get the dirt out and apologize if it’s wrong
\nYourMoralLeader:  oy
\nguest7:  Too bad people don’t read newspapers anymore, at least real reporters have some credibility, anyone with a computer and internet connection now is a blogger
\nKhunDiddy:  maybe not say you’re sorry..go on to the next story
\nMedusa:  so you always shake your honey to your kangaroo?
\nLucille:  Aboes?  Are they property?!!!
\nLucille:  This song appals
\nzappa:  at least get it in tune lUKE
\nMedusa:  lol
\nzappa:  YOU’RE WAY TOO ADAGIO
\nLucille:  It looks like you are wearing glasses
\nLucille:  Sigh. . . is this what I have left to date?
\nLucille:  You should try yoga.
\nLucille:  Bikrim yoga for you.
\nguest123:  god those weights must be a pound each,what a man!
\nLucille:  I’ve seen animals do this at the zoo.
\nzappa:  i prefer cottage cheese
\nMedusa:  you exercising on your bed?
\nLucille:  Cottage cheese is a good food, but many vegan diets prohibit it
\nguest123:  never mind lucy there are still a few men left
\nzappa:  oh for cod steak
\nMedusa:  tie me kangaroo down sport. .. I’m singing too.  can you hear me?
\nzappa:  hwho is he now? Baloo
\nzappa:  thats because you’re to near the radiator Medusa
\nLucille:  I just don’t think he could keep up with me or any of my friends.
\nLucille:  Men just don’t age well
\nMedusa:  how many pounds luke?
\nLucille:  What sort of heart rate can he be hitting?  80?
\ntodd:  in my 20’s i benched 600
\nLucille:  Five years from now, he’ll be fifty pounds heavier.
\ntodd:  those girly weights are shamefull for a man his age
\nMedusa:  so is going to do the walt?
\nLucille:  His form is so poor he is begging for a rotator cuff injury<\/p>\n

\nStuntmanBurt:  Maybe?? or the fact he has no answers, and is infact a fake!
\noyoyoy:  is he a failed messiah?
\noyoyoy:  keep singing luke
\nStuntmanBurt:  Never trust a man with a beard!
\noyoyoy:  don’t worry it’s fake.  He glued it on this morning
\nStuntmanBurt:  lol
\nStuntmanBurt:  Are you a good person Luke?
\noyoyoy:  isn’t good a relative term?
\nStuntmanBurt:  ?
\nStuntmanBurt:  He might be evil?
\noyoyoy:  I mean define good?
\nStuntmanBurt:  Good as in helps people!
\noyoyoy:  evil? Like the song "Evil Woman"?
\nStuntmanBurt:  As in a moral leader?
\noyoyoy:  well define moral?  Everyone seems to define the term as something different.
\nStuntmanBurt:  Ohhhh, like moral support as in helping ppl!
\noyoyoy:  helping ppl with what?
\noyoyoy:  comedian’s are moral because they help people laugh?
\nStuntmanBurt:  Like I’m an alcoholic, can Luke stop me from drinking, by finding me a new path to follow?
\noyoyoy:  ahh, can anyone ever make someone else stop drinking?
\nYourMoralLeader:  sound is back, reload
\noyoyoy:  or do  you have to find it in yourself the tools needed to stop?
\nStuntmanBurt:  That’s my point! He might be a fake? lol
\noyoyoy:  no sound
\noyoyoy:  sound now
\noyoyoy:  you going to shake your honey again?
\nStuntmanBurt:  I need a drink!
\nStuntmanBurt:  Would anyone else like one?
\noyoyoy:  \\_\/?  <—- here’s a glass of water for you
\noyoyoy:  I thought you were jewish?
\nStuntmanBurt:  Thank’s but Luke should of said that!
\noyoyoy:  oops maybe I’m the moral leader and not luke. lol
\nStuntmanBurt:  You said you where jewish?
\noyoyoy:  isn’t that what the German Jews said before hitler came?
\nStuntmanBurt:  Yup! that would help! I like wine!
\noyoyoy:  sure, you going to make it into wine?
\nUser oyoyoy changed their name to TheRealMoralLeader.
\nStuntmanBurt:  Your doing a better job than Luke oyoy! and this is his show!
\nStuntmanBurt:  What sort of wine?
\nStuntmanBurt:  Red or White?
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  don’t turn the sound off… let there be sound!
\nStuntmanBurt:  French or German?
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  can you play the unicorn song too?
\nStuntmanBurt:  You make me want to drink more Luke!, your not helping!!!!!
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  you know that one?
\nStuntmanBurt:  Austalian jew’s??
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  I think we are boring our Australian Jewish moral leader.
\nStuntmanBurt:  lol
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  maybe he can tell us how he’s going to lead us?
\nStuntmanBurt:  What’s the unicorn song Luke?
\nJimmy:  when Luke yawns it makes us yawn
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  I guess we don’t please our leader?
\nStuntmanBurt:  I yawn in Hebrew!
\nspooky:  Besides studying the Torah…and engineering swweping moral change…what else do you do?
\nJimmy:  very sucessful blogger
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  he excercises to the kangaroo song.
\nStuntmanBurt:  What’s Torah? is that a mountin bike?
\nspooky:  The Jewish Bible…best way I can explain it.
\nStuntmanBurt:  Good song!
\nJimmy:  big yawn
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  open wide.  let’s see if he has any cavities
\nStuntmanBurt:  Ohhh, it’s about relidgeon
\nspooky:  yes. it is about religion
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  sounds like luke is homesick for his homeland
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  wider
\nStuntmanBurt:  Where are you Luke?
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  I feel so ignored by our moral leader. . .
\nspooky:  How can you engineer sweeping moral change when you do not answer questions?
\nStuntmanBurt:  Are we boring you Luke?
\nJimmy:  no he is just busy
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  Maybe our moral leader doesn’t love us anymore?
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  your eyes are pretty blurry
\nStuntmanBurt:  Really?? The real moral leader?
\nspooky:  um luke…I just can’t seem to find sweeping moral change just by looking into your eyes.
\nStuntmanBurt:  brb! getting more drink!
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  are we supposed to see truth in your eyes? or you trying to use mind control techniques on us?
\nspooky:  and as pretty as I find the music…it is not doing it for me.
\nspooky:  aren’t you suppose to have some sort of platform…or speech…or your own interpretation of the Torah?
\nStuntmanBurt:  It’s mind control
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  ok??? and then what?
\nJimmy:  I see green tea
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  well they look pretty blurry on my scr
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  e
\nStuntmanBurt:  Are you drinking your own piss?
\nJimmy:  youre bad stuntman
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  screen
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  does a G-d like person blow his nose?
\nStuntmanBurt:  You should know everything!!!
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  or am I confusing a leader with something else?
\nspooky:  True…I just started a cult and I’m still trying to find out how to stockpile weapons
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  not a her?
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  this doesn’t sound Jewish
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  maybe he’s a cross over jewish leader?
\nspooky:  Is this something you just woke up one morning and said "Hey! I’m gonna engineer sweeping moral change"?
\nStuntmanBurt:  Let’s recap! your a Australian Jew living in America??, that want to lead ppl in a new moral direction, but is not sure how?.
\nStuntmanBurt:  wants
\nStuntmanBurt:  If this is true? can I have a T-shirt please!
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  I think your depressing our moral leader.  Maybe we should just be looking in his eyes.
\nStuntmanBurt:  Stop looking in his eye’s, he might be bad! real
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  he should be playing music about looking into his eyes.
\nStuntmanBurt:  lol
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  my eyes have seen the glory of the lord. ..
\nspooky:  I find that particular hymn depressing…do you have something snappier?
\nStuntmanBurt:  lol
\nspooky:  more upbeat
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  trying to think of other songs that would go along with his premise.
\nYourMoralLeader:  please I need your help
\nYourMoralLeader:  if we’re to make a better world
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  how can we help you?
\nStuntmanBurt:  Land of hope and glory! please Luke!, but stand up this time ok!
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  bowing down to our leader. lol
\nStuntmanBurt:  I’m bowing!
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  I have a question.  Does a leader have to be moral for us to follow him?
\nStuntmanBurt:  Praise Luke Ford!
\nYourMoralLeader:  thank you
\nYourMoralLeader:  ok
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  I think we should all embrace. . . lol
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  hold hands and say a bracha
\nspooky:  I would let you join my cult but you have to come up with more than "look into my eyes"
\nStuntmanBurt:  lol
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  most cult leaders want us to work and give them all of our money
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  wow, we are being embraced
\nspooky:  Have you studied the Kaballah?
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  but it didn’t do anything for me.
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  it didn’t feel real
\nStuntmanBurt:  That’s a good catch pharse! " Look in to my eye’s"
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  why are you playing church music?
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  luke???? church music???? my leader is a Jew.
\nspooky:  because he is our moral leader and they play church music
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  he can’t be the messiah then.
\nStuntmanBurt:  Because he’s like a Moral Leader!, I can see the Light!
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  luke, I’m so crushed
\nStuntmanBurt:  THE LIGHT!
\nspooky:  turn the light off if it is too bright.
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  I’m so depressed. I thought I found my savior and I was wrong
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  I guess the true messiah doesn’t shake his honey.
\nStuntmanBurt:  Sowwie! it was the bedroom light, forgot to turn it off!
\nUser guest135 left the room.
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  Luke, are you religiously confused?
\nspooky:  I never met a Jew named Luke before.
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  I think it comes from Luicfer?
\nStuntmanBurt:  You have now spooky
\nspooky:  guess they finally moved into the New Testement
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  me either
\nStuntmanBurt:  I liked it!
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  it’s scary
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  can you play something from mary popkins too?
\nStuntmanBurt:  Sport Luke?, is that part of the learning curve?
\nspooky:  I like that woman’s voice…sort of hypnotic
\nspooky:  that is because cricket is for wussies
\nStuntmanBurt:  I’m English! watch you step there Luke!
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  you’re right.  he’s going to tell us to look into his eyes and also going to give us some of his green tea which has been spiked with a mind controling drug.
\nspooky:  wanna join my cult?
\nStuntmanBurt:  Hey slash!
\nslash:  yes
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  what does your cult have to offer?
\nspooky:  Bible versus and weapon stockpiling
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  I’m trying to figure out if your cult is better then luke’s?
\nStuntmanBurt:  A T-shirt that says "Look into my eyes!"
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  what’s the truth luke?
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  LUKE???
\nspooky:  That is what I wanna know. What is the truth?
\nStuntmanBurt:  Yeah, Luke tell us the truth!
\nUser slash left the room.
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  LUKE, I beg of you tell me what the truth is? I’ve been searching my entire life to know.
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  you have to save a rech like me.
\nspooky:  I am trying to understand you but unless I know what the truth is…how can I make the decision to join you?
\nStuntmanBurt:  Me too! hurry up!
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  LUKE, I’m crumbling waiting to hear the truth.
\nStuntmanBurt:  Is it free to join?#
\nStuntmanBurt:  lol
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  it’s free, but you have to turn your soul over to the moral leader.
\nspooky:  Luke…you really need to brush up on your moral leader skills.
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  LUKE, you are so cruel. . . leaving us waiting to hear the truth.  How can you do this to us?
\nStuntmanBurt:  I don’t have one!, I sold it to sleep with a porn star! real
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  but I don’t see anything.
\nStuntmanBurt:  I do
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  what are we supposed to be sing in your eyes?
\nspooky:  Ok…will you let your women study the Torah?
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  stunt, ask for your soul back.
\nStuntmanBurt:  Do you know what I saw………………..?
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  luke will you count women in a minyan?
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  will  you pray with women?
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  Luke, I don’t see anything but a haze.
\nspooky:  wear are those little curls at your temples?
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  was it something I said?  He left us.
\nspooky:  You doubted him! He gave up on us!
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  oh no!!!
\nYourMoralLeader:  You are all individuals!
\nspooky:  Oh yes!
\nStuntmanBurt:  Luke Has a closet full of Kung-fu filck’s and nasty pictures!……..you’ll burn in hell Luke Ford!
\nStuntmanBurt:  I saw that!
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  we will never be saved.
\nspooky:  give him a break. even moral leaders have to pee
\nStuntmanBurt:  The eye thing!
\nspooky:  just never saw one pee that fast
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  is our moral leader G-d like?
\nspooky:  oops
\nYourMoralLeader:  You guys are no longer worthy of sound
\nspooky:  no sound
\nTheRealMoralLeader:  luke???? you made us all deaf?
\nYourMoralLeader:  serves you right
\nUser TheRealMoralLeader changed their name to LostSoul.
\nStuntmanBurt:  Awwwwwwwwwwwww! don’t punish us!
\nspooky:  You doubted him…he took away our hearing!
\nJimmy:  Luke I never doubted you, sound back plz
\nStuntmanBurt:  I’m sowwie! Luke?
\nLostSoul:  The pain. I don’t think I can go on like this anymore.
\nspooky:  *covers ears and runs screaming…but can’t hear myself*
\nLostSoul:  what is life, if we can’t hear the voice of our moral leader?
\nspooky:  I’M CURED!!!!
\nStuntmanBurt:  Put the sound on………..We’re saved!
\nLostSoul:  a miricle!
\nLostSoul:  bowing down to the one and only
\nspooky:  *bows down and gives thanks*
\nStuntmanBurt:  I can walk! it’s a miricle!
\nLostSoul:  lol stunt
\nLostSoul:  please dont’ leave us again.
\nspooky:  um…stunt…yours ears are connected to your legs?
\nStuntmanBurt:  Thank’s luke!
\nYourMoralLeader:  I dont count women in my minyanim.
\nLostSoul:  why not?
\nspooky:  in your what?
\nLostSoul:  don’t you see women as your equal?
\nUser StuntmanBurt changed their name to Mrfairysofamouse.
\nLostSoul:  luke?  why can’t I question you?
\nspooky:  ah…"Don’t question me"…spoken like a true moral leader.
\nLostSoul:  luke. . . I am woman hear me roar!
\nMrfairysofamouse:  I’ve seen the truth?
\nspooky:  Did you know Jews don’t teach their women the Torah?
\nMrfairysofamouse:  No luke! change the feckking record!
\nLostSoul:  Luke, I’m loosing my connection to you.
\nUser Mrfairysofamouse changed their name to StuntmanBurt.
\nLostSoul:  I guess I’ll have to go Jewish Renewal. There women are the leaders.
\nYourMoralLeader:  How do you say in Hebrew a comparison but not to compare
\nYourMoralLeader:  l’havdil
\nYourMoralLeader:  ?
\nStuntmanBurt:  Luke change the tune now! ok
\nUser LostSoul changed their name to HaShemIsFemale.
\nStuntmanBurt:  Luke please, I wont bow down anymore!
\nYourMoralLeader:  no sound!
\nStuntmanBurt:  K
\nHaShemIsFemale:  No sound is better then this torture.
\nUser guest138 left the room.
\nspooky:  darn…deaf again
\nspooky:  enough is enough
\nStuntmanBurt:  Luke! mate! no fair ok!
\nHaShemIsFemale:  Once agains luke saved us.
\nHaShemIsFemale:  he saved us from that song
\nspooky:  i want my hearing back and i want it back now
\nYourMoralLeader:  anyone here made havdala in a strip club?
\nStuntmanBurt:  I don’t feel saved right now?
\nHaShemIsFemale:  Would HaShem approve of that one?
\nHaShemIsFemale:  ok, where’s the sound?
\nStuntmanBurt:  My ears, what’s happened to my ears??? I’ve gone deaf?
\nHaShemIsFemale:  Luke???
\nHaShemIsFemale:  What if G-d was female, what would you do?
\nStuntmanBurt:  Nope! I’ve got headphones on!
\nStuntmanBurt:  Phew!
\nspooky:  must be part of his mind control…take our hearing…give it back…take it away agian
\nUser guest139 left the room.
\nStuntmanBurt:  lol
\nHaShemIsFemale:  spook, I think your right
\nHaShemIsFemale:  I feel so ignored by our moral leader. he won’t answer my simple quest
\nHaShemIsFemale:  i
\nHaShemIsFemale:  o
\nStuntmanBurt:  Luke! babes! put the sound on please!
\nHaShemIsFemale:  n.
\nspooky:  gotta admit…good system.  *writes that one down*
\nspooky:  Now when my followers doubt me…I will make them deaf.
\nHaShemIsFemale:  Luke it’s sort of like you are into S&M, not answering your followers questions.
\nStuntmanBurt:  Don’t mess me about Luke I’ll leave and you’ll of failed me!
\nYourMoralLeader:  doing secret stuff for mossad
\nYourMoralLeader:  please bear with me
\nYourMoralLeader:  sound will be back soon
\nUser HaShemIsFemale changed their name to NeedingANewMoralLeader.
\nStuntmanBurt:  lol
\nspooky:  mossad?  they still together?  their last cd sucked
\nNeedingANewMoralLeader:  Stunt, will you be my leader?
\nNeedingANewMoralLeader:  or maybe spooky?
\nspooky:  sure…you can join my cult
\nNeedingANewMoralLeader:  cool! todah rabah
\nspooky:  we are having try-outs on the rifle range tomorrow
\nStuntmanBurt:  Me I would do Need, I’m not sure how long it would take? lol
\nspooky:  ever fire an uzi?
\nNeedingANewMoralLeader:  not a uzi. only a riffle
\nStuntmanBurt:  Luke I’m going! you broke my heart!
\nspooky:  almost the same thing except the bullets come out faster
\nNeedingANewMoralLeader:  I feel over when I shot a riffle the first time.
\nspooky:  uzi not that bad
\nspooky:  just have to hold on tight or you’ll be firing all over the place
\nStuntmanBurt:  PUT THE SOUND ON LUKE!
\nNeedingANewMoralLeader:  good.
\nspooky:  wouldn’t do to take out our own members
\nStuntmanBurt:  YOUR MAKING ME SHOUT!
\nNeedingANewMoralLeader:  I think we should ignore luke
\nNeedingANewMoralLeader:  I think we only should respond to him when he does what we ask him to do.
\nspooky:  I CAN HEAR AGAIN!!!!
\nNeedingANewMoralLeader:  thanks luke I heard you type.
\nYourMoralLeader:  brb
\nspooky:  *falls to the floor and prostrates myself*<\/p>\n

\nYourMoralLeader:  any more dates today?
\nQuixoticLass:  yep
\nQuixoticLass:  alas, another first date that won’t result in a second
\nYourMoralLeader:  oy
\nQuixoticLass:  but I had really good cajun ahi tuna
\nQuixoticLass:  I really need to start narrowing down my parameters
\nQuixoticLass:  I think no one over 48 from now on.  oh, well except the date I have for tuesday.
\nQuixoticLass:  Today’s date was ruined by me, btw.  I started talking about someone else.  I think I’m insane.  Who talks about someone else they’ve dated on a date?
\nYourMoralLeader:  most people do
\nQuixoticLass:  not wistfully, I’m sure
\nQuixoticLass:  What did you do today?
\nQuixoticLass:  I went and visited with a friend I thought was dead for 7 years
\nYourMoralLeader:  whoa
\nYourMoralLeader:  i went to a memorial party for my friend cathy seipp
\nQuixoticLass:  your narrative about that was somewhat confusing
\nYourMoralLeader:  fictionalized it
\nQuixoticLass:  no kidding
\nQuixoticLass:  it was great to see my old friend today, it was like no time had passed at all
\nYourMoralLeader:  wow
\nYourMoralLeader:  how did you think she was dead?
\nQuixoticLass:  he
\nQuixoticLass:  he had leukemia and the last time I saw him was at Cedars during chemo
\nQuixoticLass:  I lent him a whole bunch of videos to watch
\nQuixoticLass:  and I got them back in a package mailed to me with no return address and no note, so I figured he’d died
\nYourMoralLeader:  oy
\nQuixoticLass:  Baruch hashem he made it through and even managed to have a daughter
\nmrbluelouboyle:  whats on your face tonight?
\nmrbluelouboyle:  or is that the light?
\nmrbluelouboyle:  ok…it was the light hitting your face turning it red.
\nYourMoralLeader:  it is the holy spirit
\nmrbluelouboyle:  Luke, whats your thoughts of Chris Taliana re-entering the biz?
\nQuixoticLass:  amen praise the lord
\nYourMoralLeader:  who’s that?
\nmrbluelouboyle:  half asian adult actress….she’s very good looking, I would have thought you would have known her.
\nYourMoralLeader:  forgotten
\nQuixoticLass:  I see the red you were talking about
\nmrbluelouboyle:  She did an unforgettable scene in "Invasian".
\nQuixoticLass:  looks like a giant red booger coming out of his right nostril
\nQuixoticLass:  sorry YML
\nmrbluelouboyle:  Yea, the light is hitting in a strange way.
\nUser guest154 left the room.
\nQuixoticLass:  adjust the light or the cam or something…it’s very disturbing
\nQuixoticLass:  YML’s got stigmata on his face
\nmrbluelouboyle:  Its too bright in there.
\nmrbluelouboyle:  Luke, what do you think of Jean Val Jean retirig from the biz?
\nQuixoticLass:  adjusting the cam didn’t work…fix the light
\nYourMoralLeader:  I no longer have any thoughts on porn.
\nmrbluelouboyle:  ?
\nQuixoticLass:  better!
\nQuixoticLass:  now you’ve only got a bloody left eye
\nmrbluelouboyle:  Don’t you run the website lukeford, and report on the adult biz?
\nYourMoralLeader:  no
\nYourMoralLeader:  just lukeford.net
\nUser mrbluelouboyle left the room.
\nQuixoticLass:  YML’s moral standards are so strict that he had the aesthetic part of his brain removed so he can’t see women in a lustful light anymore.
\nQuixoticLass:  aw man took too long to type
\nQuixoticLass:  oh the futility
\nmrbluelouboyle:  ok, I see your website has changed.
\nmrbluelouboyle:  oy vey!
\nmrbluelouboyle:  Joanna Angel is Jewish….will news of her be on lukeford?
\nQuixoticLass:  only if she has an affair with an orthodox rabbi<\/p>\n

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