{"id":2667,"date":"2008-04-05T20:23:01","date_gmt":"2008-04-06T04:23:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2667"},"modified":"2008-04-05T20:42:29","modified_gmt":"2008-04-06T04:42:29","slug":"davening-with-the-stars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2667","title":{"rendered":"Davening With The Stars"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m live on my cam<\/a>:<\/p>\n

MrGorsky:  You look different
\nguest4:  shavua tov
\nMrGorsky:  Like a Russian peasant circa 1914
\nguest4:  how was your kiddush?
\nYourMoralLeader:  thank you
\nYourMoralLeader:  hi gina
\nYourMoralLeader:  it was pretty bad
\nguest4:  mine was s**tty too
\nMrGorsky:  How can a kiddush go bad?
\nYourMoralLeader:  pronounciation nerves
\nMrGorsky:  ahhhh
\nMrGorsky:  You need a kiddush card, with all the words transliterated out
\nguest4:  b"h you don’t stutter
\nYourMoralLeader:  doesnt help much
\nguest4:  told you its that NCSY bencher….
\nMrGorsky:  My kiddush card has blackjack tips on one side, pronunciation on the other
\nMrGorsky:  You can’t lose
\nMrGorsky:  G-d wants you to win in the game of life
\nMrGorsky:  You should attend my seminar
\nguest4:  Luke 1st has to play with a full deck
\nMrGorsky:  I am sure you don’t know who this really is, but I am pitching a new religious themed TV show – "Davening with the Stars"
\nMrGorsky:  We will pair off a yeshiva bachur with a machur, or a Bais Yakov Girls with a virtuous starlet, and watch as they struggle with the prayers and rituals of Jewish life
\nMrGorsky:  Imagine the episode on laying teffilin
\nguest4:  or mitzvah night
\nMrGorsky:  You should get sponsorship for this. I’m thinking Indian generic drug makers
\nMrGorsky:  Also, Tata Motors
\nMrGorsky:  I’ll bet you could convince the Indians and the Japanese to advertise on your site.
\nYourMoralLeader:  I love it
\nYourMoralLeader:  mitzva night!
\nYourMoralLeader:  kiddush hashem!
\nMrGorsky:  Yes, and even your friends from your prior life could get involved as they do some shabbos mitzvahs
\nguest4:  no shabbos shluff today?
\nYourMoralLeader:  nope
\nMrGorsky:  I read an article in the Sunday NY Times reporting that blogging can kill
\nYourMoralLeader:  up till late, then chatting all afternoon
\nMrGorsky:  Some big bloggers have keeled over from heart attacks in recent months
\nguest4:  bryan adams
\nMrGorsky:  All that pressure of writing all the time at minimal pay
\nMrGorsky:  Hey, since you are into Jewish themes, why haven’t you interviewed that nice Jewish lady, Ellen Steinberg?
\nYourMoralLeader:  who’s that?
\nMrGorsky:  Annie Sprinkles
\nguest4:  but does she spray?
\nUser guest8 changed their name to BuddyHolly.
\nMrGorsky:  I saw her once here in NY. She’s now all Goddessy and matronly
\nMrGorsky:  She might be a davenning diva these days
\nguest4:  no singing along t’night?
\nUser Annie changed their name to HaGoanChaimAmalek.
\nguest4:  you’re not feeling it yet?
\nHaGoanChaimAmalek:  This song is depressing
\nguest4:  where were you the summer of ’69?
\nguest4:  69 is not depressing
\nHaGoanChaimAmalek:  I was marching with Jessie Jackson in Selma
\nYourMoralLeader:  i was 3 and in aussie
\nYourMoralLeader:  4, why do women stay in love for years with men who treat them like crap?
\nguest4:  taunting the kids in school
\nHaGoanChaimAmalek:  Music is overrated
\nYourMoralLeader:  yep
\nHaGoanChaimAmalek:  It distracts people from more fruitful ventures
\nguest4:  smart women leave
\nHaGoanChaimAmalek:  It is a form of entertainment, and we are too entertained a people.
\nYourMoralLeader:  but what’s the emotional payoff in staying with non-physical abuse?
\nHaGoanChaimAmalek:  Personal inertia is a very, very, very powerful force.
\nHaGoanChaimAmalek:  ANd it covers many situations
\nguest4:  where’s the jug?
\nguest4:  too civilized from a mug
\nguest4:  I want to take a bite out off your shirt
\nguest4:  I’d probably find the worm
\nYourMoralLeader:  Is this Heaven?
\nguest4:  don’t look down
\nUser HaGoanChaimAmalek changed their name to SolomonShekter.
\nguest4:  I’m always in heaven w\/ you…
\nguest4:  and emma
\nguest4:  3’s company
\nUser guest11 left the room.
\nSolomonShekter:  I think Luke would do better with a confident, accomplished, take-no-guff woman in the prime of life, her forties
\nYourMoralLeader:  lol
\nSolomonShekter:  A woman who knows the many weaknesses of man
\nSolomonShekter:  And who will not accept any crap from any man
\nguest4:  Luke doesn’t have much crap left in him
\nSolomonShekter:  A robusto woman, Rubensesque
\nguest13:  AWWW the Rabi is awake.
\nYourMoralLeader:  greetings
\nguest13:  He got fleas in his beard
\nguest13:  He eat a sandwish<\/p>\n

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