{"id":2661,"date":"2008-04-04T10:29:58","date_gmt":"2008-04-04T18:29:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2661"},"modified":"2008-04-04T16:57:46","modified_gmt":"2008-04-05T00:57:46","slug":"im-live-on-my-cam-8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2661","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Live On My Cam"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/yourmoralleader.camstreams.com\/\">Join the conversation and prepare for Passover right<\/a>. I&#8217;ll kasher your dishes live on my cam (I&#8217;m doing a virtual seder for shut-ins on April 17):<\/p>\n<p>guest112: You may all sit down. Today&#8217;s question, as presented on another board is this: do you expect the women you are intimate with to shave themselves about the birth canal?<br \/>\nguest112:&nbsp; Apparently, among women under 35, this is now a given.<br \/>\nguest9:&nbsp; i never heard of this&#8230;why&#8230;???<br \/>\nguest112:&nbsp; I argue on Rabbinical grounds that this is a correct practice for women to follow around Pesach, as luxuriant hair there might otherwise be a hiding place for bread crumbs.<br \/>\nguest9:&nbsp; i thought it was buried treasure not chometz<br \/>\nguest112:&nbsp; So, better to shave it all off, as part of making a home kosher for passover<br \/>\nToTheSea:&nbsp; They do (literally) what they need to do to secure a husband and then once that&#8217;s done&#8230;<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; what it do luke<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; what it do emma<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Hey Guapo<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; you in love with luke emma<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; No<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; you just like to conversate<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Yeah..<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; How are you?<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; im real good emma<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; thank you for askin<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Good <br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; how you?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Fine thanks<br \/>\nUser ragheadali left the room.<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; you and luke gonna go on a date?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Are you and Luke gonna go on a date?<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; no<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; me and courtney cumz is though<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; once look hook it up<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Good luck with that<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; what kinda computer you got em<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I&#8217;m using a laptop<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; hold on yall can we have a momnet of silence for frosty freeze<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Frosty Freeze?<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; ok resume<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; yeah frosty freeze dead today<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Who was he then?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; or she?<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; he gonna break dance in heaven from now on<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Breakdancer<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I see<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/ap\/20080404\/ap_en_mu\/obit_frost<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; emma how about me you and courtney cumz? you in?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol No thanks<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; no hurt in asking<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Nope <br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; i winder why luke pretend to talk on the phone but make no noise<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol he has no sound<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; luke playing mind tricks<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; howdy luke<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; what it do son<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; luke stomach appear to hurt<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; hi<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; hi emma<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Hey..you ok?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yes, doing difficult work for mossad<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; dangerous and top secret<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; we may never see each other again<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; bin laden gonna come after you<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol <br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Hope not<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; what you cant tell your boy hello?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; ?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Emma, this may be our last time together. Let&#8217;s make it meaningful. Please take off your top.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; thank you, looking good, honey.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; No problem Luke<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Your turn<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; 976 aint top secret work<br \/>\ncatherine:&nbsp; helleo<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Hey Catherine<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; hi cat<br \/>\ncavaliera:&nbsp; hello catherine<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Emma&#8217;s keeping my baby. Papa don&#8217;t preach.<br \/>\ncatherine:&nbsp; hi<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; wanna go on a date?<br \/>\ncatherine:&nbsp; guapo where are you from<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; mile high city<br \/>\ncatherine:&nbsp; wheres that<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; ask luke<br \/>\ncatherine:&nbsp; guapo whats your real name<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; latroy<br \/>\ncatherine:&nbsp; i come from the scottish borders<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; mm i like scottish borders<br \/>\ncatherine:&nbsp; is time you had a shave<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; nah<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; don&#8217;t preach<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; G&#8217;day, son. It&#8217;s your dear old dad popping in. I see you&#8217;re still playing dress-up Jew&nbsp; and listening to fair-dinkum homosexual music.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Yes dad<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; I should have throttled you with your own umbilical cord, mate.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; that hurts, dad<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; when you dropped out of the womb mewling and puking, it was a sign of worse things to come.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;m sorry I let you down, dad. <br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; look at your self-satisfied, schizophrenic smirk. you make me sick.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; What should I do?<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; Kill yourself.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Would that make you happy?<br \/>\nUser guest30 left the room.<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; Yes.<br \/>\ncavaliera:&nbsp; go away 28!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I thought that was against the Bible, Rev. Des?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; some real eveil people in this world<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; There&#8217;s exceptions to every rule, sonny Jim.<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; why hate?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Dad, I want you to meet my future bride and the mother of my eight kids &#8212; Emma.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Emma, this is my father Rev. Des.<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; steal any more Cocoa Krispies from the homeless this week, ya miserable layabout?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Hey dad<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lmao<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Not this week, dad.<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; ba burg in rare form today<br \/>\ncatherine:&nbsp; what are you doing to your music<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; If I had been there, I would have marched you starightaway to the corner store and made you buy DOUBLE of what you stole&#8230;and then I would have force-fed you a fair-dikum cane toad. <br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; And then I would have smashed your gob with aa cricket bat, you ponce.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Don&#8217;t you think I am your fault, dad?<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; look at my pansy son c**king his head like a kookaburra. he&#8217;s so well-pleased with his own misbehavior.<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; there you again, refusing to take responsibility for your sorry self.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Emma, dad&#8217;s got a soft underneath his hard exterior.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Dad, Emma and I want your blessing on our marriage. We&#8217;d like you to officiate with a rabbi. Is that cool?<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; im gonna bounce tall just too hateful<br \/>\ncavaliera:&nbsp; congratulations&#8230;luke and emma!<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; You listen to me, sunny Jim, you wouldn&#8217;t be laughing if I were there. You&#8217;d cower and quail like you&#8217;ve always done&#8230;and the I&#8217;d find Holly Randall, load her bum and vaginaa with fresh, Vitamin-D enricched milk, grab some ANZAC biscuits and have a go.<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; She&#8217;s know it too, by cracky.<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; You&#8217;re a ponce. <br \/>\ncavaliera:&nbsp; WOW!!!!!!!!!<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; And your fake Jewry fools no one. <br \/>\ncavaliera:&nbsp; you are really full of crazy words!<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; Poor Avraham Union. He haad the good sense to throw you out of the RCC conversion program, but you try to cast an ill-light on him. Shame on you.<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; The shame i feel every day when I think I spawned a worthless drone like you.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; It&#8217;s getting boring now 28<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; Let&#8217;s get down to brass tacks, you whingeing little creep.<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; You were thrown out of the RCC conversion program because you are a fake and an anti-Semite.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yeah, but aside from that?<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; and Holly Randall&#8217;s bum is as big as all outdoors!<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; It&#8217;s a sad day when a father can&#8217;t bear to look at his own son. That day is today. i&#8217;ve got to bugger off before I lose my Vegemite and cheese. Piss off, you pansy!<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Some people know too much about you<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; Luke must be out celebrating MLK Day<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; helping elderly Afro American ladies to cross the street<br \/>\nguest112:&nbsp; This is what happens when Emma leaves<br \/>\nguest112:&nbsp; You need to go over there and knock her up ASAP<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; ok<br \/>\nguest112:&nbsp; Also, forbid her to go to school or read papers and books.<br \/>\nguest112:&nbsp; Knowledge is power, and power is the last thing you want her to have<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; ok<br \/>\nguest112:&nbsp; Pregnant, that is your goal<br \/>\nguest112:&nbsp; yikes<br \/>\nguest112:&nbsp; Send me a pic of her<br \/>\nguest112:&nbsp; I am curous.<br \/>\nguest112:&nbsp; Not sexual, as I have no such urges any more<br \/>\nguest112:&nbsp; I am like the Holy Father in Rome<br \/>\nguest112:&nbsp; This Madonna music is disgusting<br \/>\nguest112:&nbsp; Among males, love of her music is a marker for homosexuality<br \/>\nguest112:&nbsp; Have you gotten your truck back?<br \/>\nguest57:&nbsp; Hey Luke, how is it going?<br \/>\nguest112:&nbsp; WHERE ARE THE WHITE WOMEN?<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; he hides them under his desk<br \/>\nguest112:&nbsp; Did you get a paint job to go with the new engine?<br \/>\nguest112:&nbsp; I say you hire a bunch of latino taggers to give your van an authe<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; where is emma<br \/>\nguest112:&nbsp; I was just about to ask that.<br \/>\nguest112:&nbsp; Perhaps her father caught wind of what she was doing online<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; maybe she is delivering the first of their 8 babies<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; push push emma<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; she&#8217;s coming<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; oh look the baby looks like russiandragon<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; I BET SHE IS<br \/>\nguest112:&nbsp; Luke, she might be underage<br \/>\nguest112:&nbsp; 4real<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; she is older then 12<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; How was the interview?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; good<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Alrighty<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; encoding and uploading it now<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; how was your day, emma?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Was good. I had half day in college, and went horse riding after<br \/>\nguest57:&nbsp; what college do you go to emma?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Not far from where I live&#8230;<br \/>\nguest57:&nbsp; whats the name of the school?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Lol don&#8217;t worrie, you don&#8217;t know me<br \/>\nguest57:&nbsp; what are you munching on, luke?<br \/>\nguest57:&nbsp; you just eat and dont offer<br \/>\nguest57:&nbsp; how come you dont offer us some of that?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Lol because it&#8217;s a chat room?<br \/>\nguest57:&nbsp; so<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; peanut butter on raisin bread<br \/>\nguest57:&nbsp; that sounds good<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; What music is that Luke?<br \/>\nguest57:&nbsp; hey luke, do you have to pay to have your camera broadcasted on this website?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; It&#8217;s free<br \/>\nguest57:&nbsp; is that true luke?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; free<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; alize<\/p>\n<p>\nguest68:&nbsp; wanna razor?<br \/>\nguest68:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nguest68:&nbsp; anyone got&nbsp; a sense of humour here&gt;?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Whos telling the jokes?<br \/>\nguest68:&nbsp; aaawww thats better. cute smile<br \/>\nguest69:&nbsp; I like this number and I&#8217;m sticking to it!!!!!!!<br \/>\nguest68:&nbsp; where you leading us YML?<br \/>\nguest68:&nbsp; to hell?<br \/>\nguest68:&nbsp; up a gum tree?<br \/>\nguest68:&nbsp; you got fingers YML? theres a keyboard you know!!!<br \/>\nguest68:&nbsp; clickerty click<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; good<br \/>\nguest68:&nbsp; yeah good<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; idle fingers doing the devils bidding<br \/>\nguest68:&nbsp; i was right about hell then!!<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; yup<br \/>\nguest68:&nbsp; woahhhhhhhhhhhh<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; can you smell the sulfur<br \/>\nguest68:&nbsp; mmmmmmm growing horns as we speak<br \/>\nguest68:&nbsp; I am satans bride<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; you mean horny<br \/>\nguest68:&nbsp; lol RD<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; he is a cult leader<br \/>\nguest68:&nbsp; I am waiting to be lead.<br \/>\nUser Cheeselikesubstance changed their name to FistofMikeAlbo.<br \/>\nguest68:&nbsp; up the garden path?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; What you up too this weekend Russian?<br \/>\nUser guest71 changed their name to noname.<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; inticing young beautiful girls in his wed of deceit<br \/>\nnoname:&nbsp; hi all<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; hi noname<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; hey noname<br \/>\nFistofMikeAlbo:&nbsp; wed of deceit huh?<br \/>\nFistofMikeAlbo:&nbsp; thats rich<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; typo<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; web<br \/>\nguest68:&nbsp; how nice. im a young beautiful girl. awaiting my fate<br \/>\nUser RussianDragon changed their name to Lolita.<br \/>\nLolita:&nbsp; you&#8217;d better change your name 68<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Emma, you&#8217;re pushing me over the borderline<br \/>\nLolita:&nbsp; he prefers nice names<br \/>\nLolita:&nbsp; like emma<br \/>\nUser FistofMikeAlbo changed their name to ElazarMushkin.<br \/>\nLolita:&nbsp; and genice<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I&#8217;m trying to make conversation<br \/>\nLolita:&nbsp; and sarah<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; It&#8217;s not working <br \/>\nLolita:&nbsp; etc<br \/>\nElazarMushkin:&nbsp; Luke, do you have a minute? I need a word with you.<br \/>\nLolita:&nbsp; to whome emma<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; whomever<br \/>\nUser G69 left the room.<br \/>\nLolita:&nbsp; oh well i&#8217;ll talk to you<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; But if I said, Im gonna go on cam and strip <br \/>\nnoname:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Hmmm id make conversation then<br \/>\nnoname:&nbsp; they all love that emma<br \/>\nLolita:&nbsp; i bet you would<br \/>\nguest68:&nbsp; cool website YML. just had a look<br \/>\nElazarMushkin:&nbsp; You should go on cam and strip emma. I&#8217;d expect no less<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol <br \/>\nnoname:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nLolita:&nbsp; mm better not<br \/>\nUser guest68 left the room.<br \/>\nLolita:&nbsp; we could get distracted<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Rabbi Muskin, yes?<br \/>\nLolita:&nbsp; and i don&#8217;t write well with one hand<br \/>\nLolita:&nbsp; joke!<br \/>\nUser Lolita changed their name to RussianDragon.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Teardrop on the fire<br \/>\nElazarMushkin:&nbsp; I am greatly disappointed in you Luke. <br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; you singing emma<br \/>\nElazarMushkin:&nbsp; Not only did you deceive me before. I invited you into my own home.<br \/>\nElazarMushkin:&nbsp; For Passover no less. You shared it with my own family.<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; hi elazar<br \/>\nElazarMushkin:&nbsp; And now this. This this &quot;existence&quot; you are leading<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;m sorry<br \/>\nElazarMushkin:&nbsp; using the interweb to ensnare mentally deficient yet nubile females<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; so what r u up to in the weekend emma<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;m giving all I can. You got the best of me!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; you keep on pushing my love over the borderline<br \/>\nElazarMushkin:&nbsp; You&#8217;ve gone from writing about the porn to appearing in your own sick version of pornography<br \/>\nguest73:&nbsp; he shames us all<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Sorry rabbi, will you let me back in your shul?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; We cant hear the song Luke<br \/>\nElazarMushkin:&nbsp; Not the shul Luke, I&nbsp; can never allow that. But someday, maybe, I&#8217;ll let you back into my heart<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; rabbi, help me<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; be the Torah Jew I know I can be<br \/>\nElazarMushkin:&nbsp; Don&#8217;t you see His works in the world around you?<br \/>\nElazarMushkin:&nbsp; God is love<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; it&#8217;s too late luke<br \/>\ncoronzon:&nbsp; beras**t bera elohim hathar shamane va atar aretz<br \/>\nElazarMushkin:&nbsp; I will Luke, but first you need to get a job, even if it&#8217;s in a kosher deli, and show me four consecutive paystubs<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Emma, you must be my lucky star<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; yeah i said that yesterday to my jewish barber<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Your mine <br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; how&#8217;s your shul rabbi?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; you got any scoop for me?<br \/>\nElazarMushkin:&nbsp; I fear for the shul<br \/>\nElazarMushkin:&nbsp; Its fabric is rent<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; how so?<br \/>\ncatherine:&nbsp; what are you eating<br \/>\nElazarMushkin:&nbsp; the chasm caused by your expulsion festers like a boil on a gentiles ass<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; was that his tongue<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; where has that organ been<br \/>\ncatherine:&nbsp; emma are you going out with luke<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Not yet<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; soon!<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; is he comming to irelang<br \/>\ncatherine:&nbsp; emma why arent you there with him<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I don&#8217;t have wings<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Emma makes me feel like a virgin<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Yes, you do, honey. You&#8217;re an angel.<br \/>\ncatherine:&nbsp; well you can stay with him<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; That was a good one<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Her &#8212; is out of this world.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; He hasn&#8217;t seen my &#8212;&#8211;<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; hair?<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; face?<br \/>\ncatherine:&nbsp; what is the missing word for<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; you make me feel shiny and new<br \/>\ncatherine:&nbsp; is that what you are luke a virgin<br \/>\nElazarMushkin:&nbsp; Luke if we consider allowing you a place in the shul can you even afford it?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Yes rabbi, mind lending me the money?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;m good for it<br \/>\ncatherine:&nbsp; i bet you are<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; sniff<br \/>\nElazarMushkin:&nbsp; We still are willing to set up a payment schedule<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; unloved<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; i&#8217;m going to my bed<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; awww<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; -hugs-<br \/>\ncatherine:&nbsp; i am looking for a boyfriend any out there<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; bye<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; guapo<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; OK, rabbi, can I go to daf yomi tomorrow morning?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;ll show them this chat transcript to Rabbi Etshalom<br \/>\nElazarMushkin:&nbsp; In chesed, yes<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Baruch HaShem, rabbi, I owe you one. I&#8217;m sorry for all the tsuris I&#8217;ve caused you and the shul. I&#8217;ll be a good boy now.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; You&#8217;ll never have to spank me again.<br \/>\nElazarMushkin:&nbsp; I&#8217;ll come by and pick you up<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Thank you<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; 8 am<br \/>\nalexanderthegreat:&nbsp; wierd<br \/>\nElazarMushkin:&nbsp; 7:45. traffic is terrible<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nElazarMushkin:&nbsp; don&#8217;t let me check the cam at 7:30 and find you staring apishly into the screen and still not dressed<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I promise.<br \/>\ncatherine:&nbsp; where are yous going at 8 olclock<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; YICC<br \/>\ncatherine:&nbsp; whats that mean<br \/>\nalexanderthegreat:&nbsp; yorkshire infants cricket club<br \/>\nElazarMushkin:&nbsp; It&#8217;s Young Israel of Century City<br \/>\nalexanderthegreat:&nbsp; of course it is<br \/>\nElazarMushkin:&nbsp; its the shul in which I am &quot;TheMoralLeader&quot;. as opposed to this chatroom, where Luke is YourMoralLeader<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Yes<br \/>\nalexanderthegreat:&nbsp; there are 2 leaders ???<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Thank you rabbi, I feel like there&#8217;s been a great healing today.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Let&#8217;s all hug<br \/>\nalexanderthegreat:&nbsp; get this bloody song off<br \/>\nElazarMushkin:&nbsp; There there my son. Let&#8217;s not move in haste. The wounds are deep<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; o.0<br \/>\nElazarMushkin:&nbsp; Now I must go.<br \/>\nalexanderthegreat:&nbsp; ah phew thats better<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Bye<br \/>\nElazarMushkin:&nbsp; Back to your regularly scheduled programming- I am sure you are busily educating these young minds.<br \/>\ncavaliera:&nbsp; you are looking tired luke<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I&#8217;m going away for the weekend<br \/>\nguest78:&nbsp; take your laptop<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; where?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; good<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Dublin<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Normally I make you excited Emma, what happened?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I need to see something different than whats outside my window<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; girls just wanna have fun<br \/>\nguest112:&nbsp; Emma&#8230;.EmmaEmmaline, prettiest girl I ever seen<br \/>\ncavaliera:&nbsp; yes emma&#8230;then you can choose&#8230;yourself<br \/>\ncavaliera:&nbsp; 112&#8230;.seems to like you emma<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I dunno who he is<br \/>\nguest112:&nbsp; I&#8217;m full of WOWW.&nbsp; The extra &quot;W&quot; is for extra &quot;WOWW&quot;<br \/>\nguest112:&nbsp; The impact of that beard would be greater if you gave yourself a buzzcut<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Someone is making him smile lol<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; only you<br \/>\nguest112:&nbsp; Emma, what naughty things are you pming to Luke<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; You also make me sneeze<br \/>\ncavaliera:&nbsp; thats a good thing emma \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nmrx:&nbsp; nice music man<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; That I make him sneeze?<br \/>\nguest112:&nbsp; Luke, at this rate, in another five years you will be dating fetuses.<br \/>\nguest112:&nbsp; I love the bubblegum pop muic<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Luke why do I make you sneeze?<br \/>\nmrx:&nbsp; bravoooooooooooooooooo<br \/>\nguest112:&nbsp; Get a room you two!<br \/>\ncavaliera:&nbsp; hope he isn`t allergic to you lol<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; He must be<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I don&#8217;t know Emma, I wish I did. My body has reactions to you that I can&#8217;t control.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I told my rabbi that.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; And what did he say?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; He said to make some money so I could fly you over.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; and he could inspect you.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol Inspect me<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I meant convert you.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Oh dear<br \/>\ncavaliera:&nbsp; incredible<br \/>\nguest112:&nbsp; I&#8217;m Luke&#8217;s official virtue inspector<br \/>\ncavaliera:&nbsp; hahahaha<br \/>\nguest112:&nbsp; Call me Inspector V<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Convert me<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; We need to make sure you&#8217;re a virgin.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; aha<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Like Princess Di<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Why ?<br \/>\ncavaliera:&nbsp; wow<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lmao<br \/>\nguest112:&nbsp; I will use a special probe to test for this<br \/>\nguest112:&nbsp; Luke trusts me<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Leave princess diana out of this<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; That way I won&#8217;t have performance anxiety.<\/p>\n<p>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; your limp, weak little retorts mean NOTHING, boy!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Dad, what did you expect from me?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; You seem disappointed and a tad angry and violent. This is not the Christian way.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; I sure didn&#8217;t expect you to grow up to drink from a jug of urine, mate!<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; Just look at your pathetic little CHAT ROOM! Rife with retards and anti-Semites! Oh, you must be fair-dinkum proud of yourself, ya snot!<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; your grotesque appearance puts me off my breakfast, it does. <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; No more Vegemite and cheese for me, today.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; I just heard from your brother Paul.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; He considers you a ponce, as well.<br \/>\nTammy:&nbsp; What is a ponce?<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; as does his Oriental wife.<br \/>\nTammy:&nbsp; This music is gay<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; and their half-breed children.<br \/>\nTammy:&nbsp; This is gay dance music<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; See ya&#8217; later gang..the misus wants to walk down to the local &quot;Half Price Books&quot;<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; It&#8217;s a good thing the Jewish people are not fooled by your smirking, prancing little charade.<br \/>\nguest99:&nbsp;&nbsp; lets get everyone Rev&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.. you go Ford!<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; only a handful of disenfranchised, moronic Internet dweebs buy into your act. You are going straight down the tubes, boy!<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; How does it taste?<br \/>\nTammy:&nbsp; It&#8217;s my mom&#8217;s music<br \/>\nguest99:&nbsp;&nbsp; he professes to be orthodox in his latest venture<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; Well chuffed, are you?<br \/>\nguest99:&nbsp;&nbsp; howerve he grew up in Desmonds house<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/user\/ADigitalCultHeroine<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; I&#8217;ll straighten that out with one crack to the jaw, mate.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; My mental health diary<br \/>\nguest99:&nbsp;&nbsp; in Austrailia<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; been attacked by any porn stars lately, mate?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; no<br \/>\nguest99:&nbsp;&nbsp; where&nbsp; the good rev was an evangelic hell and&nbsp; brim preacher man!<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; SPEAK UP, BOY!<br \/>\nTammy:&nbsp; Your dad is mean to you<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; straighten out that posture!<br \/>\nTammy:&nbsp; You should defend yourself<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; there is NO defense for my sorry son.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; that&#8217;s right, tap at your ergonomic keyboard. still pretending to be a writer, I see.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; how are your SELF-PUBLISHED books doing, pansy?<br \/>\nTammy:&nbsp; My Mom would totally go for you<br \/>\nTammy:&nbsp; Would you date my aunt?<br \/>\nTammy:&nbsp; She&#8217;s around your age, and she rocks.<br \/>\nTammy:&nbsp; Never married, no kids<br \/>\nTammy:&nbsp; You two would look cute together.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; Sickening. Just absolutely sickening. Next time try throwing in some Yiddish words to make yourself seem Jewish &#8211; though you are NOT and NEVER WILL BE.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; Sammy Davis, Jr. was more of a Jew than you&#8217;ll ever be. <br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; That schvartze?<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; you&#8217;re useless, boy.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; What line of work should I go into, dad?<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; incapable of formulating any defense.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; KILL YOURSELF.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I have none. You read me too clearly.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; miserable little faggot.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Thank you for the gift of your feedback.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I know it comes from love, you homo.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; DIE.<br \/>\nTammy:&nbsp; RevDesmondFord, you are not Luke&#8217;s dad. So who are you, a fake?<br \/>\nTammy:&nbsp; I hate fakes<br \/>\ncavaliera:&nbsp; why don`t you ban him luke?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Mike comes from a good place.<br \/>\ncavaliera:&nbsp; listen to crap like this<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; You whingeing little sodomite.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Ooh, gay bashing!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; How did you feel when I came out of the closet, dad?<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; You are a closet anti-Semite.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; and a blatant homosexual.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; You&#8217;re more subtle about yours, dad.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; attention-craving, amoral and utterly unredeemable.<br \/>\nTammy:&nbsp; Why save up all that mucus on that rag?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I learned it all from you dad.<br \/>\nTammy:&nbsp; That&#8217;s an old guy move.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; that&#8217;s right: don&#8217;t take responsibility for yourself, boy. That&#8217;s always been your way.<br \/>\nTammy:&nbsp; Younger guys never have hankies.&nbsp; They use tissue paper<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; preening and grinning like a psychopath.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; UNION WAS RIGHT.<br \/>\nTammy:&nbsp; Luke, defend yourself!<br \/>\nUser guest104 left the room.<br \/>\nUser RevDesmondFord left the room.<br \/>\ncavaliera:&nbsp; finally!<br \/>\ncavaliera:&nbsp; puuuhhh<\/p>\n<p>\nRavAronTendler:&nbsp; I saw your Abner story<br \/>\nRavAronTendler:&nbsp; interesting<br \/>\nRavAronTendler:&nbsp; I wonder who got more woman, him or me<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Aron, you did all right<br \/>\nfukelord:&nbsp; good deal<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; The Talmud says: Who is the rich man?<br \/>\nfukelord:&nbsp; Warren Buffet<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; He who is content with the # of ladies he boffed.<br \/>\nRavAronTendler:&nbsp; Luke you are welcome to come to Sharey Tzedek<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Thank you Rav<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; i boffed 32 b**ches<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Could you get your friend Avrohom Union and Rabbi Moshe Cohen from Aish in here?<br \/>\nRavAronTendler:&nbsp; I spoke ot Rav Rosenberg about you and he&#8217;s ok with you coming there<br \/>\nfukelord:&nbsp; but all those XPT are still jealous that you dated Holly Randall<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; im not jealous cause for real holly racist<br \/>\nRavAronTendler:&nbsp; Luke, according to your sources, who got laid more, me or Abner<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; You, Rav Aron.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; got the younger stuff too<br \/>\nfukelord:&nbsp; Holly&#8217;s cute, but those guys get worked up like a bunch of fanboys<br \/>\nRavAronTendler:&nbsp; how do I compare to how often you got it on<br \/>\nfukelord:&nbsp; I&#8217;m in love with her mom anyway<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; You got more and younger<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; luke say i go away for like 18- 24 months&#8230; will you still&nbsp; be on chat when i return?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; rabbi<br \/>\nfukelord:&nbsp; luke, what is the age of the oldest women with whom you&#8217;ve had sex?<br \/>\nTheAdmiral:&nbsp; Luke how long do you plan on growing your beard?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Kitten Natividad, she was 52, I was 28<br \/>\nfukelord:&nbsp; are you serious?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; but she was famous!<br \/>\nfukelord:&nbsp; I loved her in that Russ Myers film<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Join the conversation and prepare for Passover right. 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