{"id":2653,"date":"2008-04-03T13:39:36","date_gmt":"2008-04-03T21:39:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2653"},"modified":"2008-04-03T17:34:07","modified_gmt":"2008-04-04T01:34:07","slug":"first-chupa-then-shtuppa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2653","title":{"rendered":"First Chupa, Then Shtuppa"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/yourmoralleader.camstreams.com\/\">From my live cam chat<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>RussianDragon:&nbsp; I MISSED YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOO<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I wanna know what love is<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I wanna go where love is<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; hug a horse<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I need someone to show me<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I&#8217;ll show you Mr<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; thank you<br \/>\nRossi:&nbsp; thats was good<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; pff all this flirting<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; when are these 8 babies going to be born<\/p>\n<p>ToTheSea:&nbsp; Look, you looking forward to engage in some legalisms this coming Sabbath? I sure am!<br \/>\nUser guest52 left the room.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; first foreplay<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; in front of all the followers?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; first tender words, then a hug and a kiss, then&#8230;chupa and shtuppa.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; in that order!<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; jeez this is like a devils sabat<br \/>\nAlekseyFromRussia:&nbsp; Whats music???<br \/>\nToTheSea:&nbsp; Is Chupan then Shtuppa the order as writen in the Shulcan Aruch?<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; if there&#8217;s no shtuppa before the chuppa how do you know it&#8217;s gonna work out?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Yes, my faith in G-d tells me so<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; Yeah, I bought that one too, but it didn&#8217;t turn out so well.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I respect Emma too much to do that.<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; you lust<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; she&#8217;s just a child<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; innocent<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; right<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; pffffff<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol i get the hint<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; never been kissed<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; yet you want 8 kids<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; i don&#8217;t get it<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; goyim wouldn&#8217;t<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; i get horses better than people<br \/>\nAlekseyFromRussia:&nbsp; Heeh Are you from RussanDragon????<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; ROAR<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; the no chuppa no shtuppa rule is the stupidest rule I ever followed in my entire life.<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; I am the only russian dragon<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; ROAR<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; i eat jews from breakfast, lucnh and dinner<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; no shtuppa till you were married lass?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; hehehe<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; and as inbetween snacks too<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; ROAR<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; no premarital sex before marriage = fag<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; should have known better<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; so you are = fag<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; hahaha<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; ROAR<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; you have too much lust in your heart luke<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; yes, a little lust goes a long way<br \/>\nYourMoralLedger:&nbsp; harpies arent necessarily ugly<br \/>\nYourMoralLedger:&nbsp; and harpies are beautiful on the inside<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Heath, is that you?<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; she&#8217;s an easy lover<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; All I need is a miracle<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; She&#8217;ll get a hold on you believe it<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; Before you know it you&#8217;ll be on your knees<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; Shes an easy lover &#8230;.<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; who&#8217;ll be on their knees?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Its a song<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; All I need is you<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; I know<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; phil collins<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; Shell take your heart but you wont feel it<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; yeah<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; Youll never get it<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol <br \/>\ncavaliera:&nbsp; hi luke<br \/>\nYourMoralLedger:&nbsp; Luke you have a tiny bit of balogna caught in your teeth<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol liar<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; She will play around and leave you Leave you and deceive you<br \/>\ncavaliera:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; emma is that short for ennema?<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; ledger you have a tiny bit of balogna between your ears<br \/>\nUser PontifexMaximus changed their name to ChaimAmalek.<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; i was just wondering<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; No it&#8217;s short for emmahajauayhicia<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; hahaha<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; aha<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Pay no heed to these generationally distant folk, giving you a hard time<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; yo chaim<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; good i thought it wasn&#8217;t<br \/>\nUser YourMoralLedger changed their name to MordyMermeltashen.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Good evening\/day depending on where you live<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; And where are you people?&nbsp; <br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; We&#8217;ve got Ireland, New York, and LA<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; i also didn&#8217;t think luke is short for puke<br \/>\nMordyMermeltashen:&nbsp; Emma are you over 12 yrs old?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Anyone from the dusky lands of the third world here?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; ppfffft<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lmfao!<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; yes she is fair game<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; :p<br \/>\nMordyMermeltashen:&nbsp; great<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; im 100<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; not for luke<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; luke finds her a child<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; gday mate chaim<br \/>\nMordyMermeltashen:&nbsp; 100 time seven, I am sure<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; and innocent<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I&#8217;m so old that I am post-sexual<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\ncavaliera:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Sex has about as much meaning to me as the trombone has to a lichen<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; god-forbid<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; I am so post sexual that i&#8217;ve ^become pre sexual aagain<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol lass<br \/>\ncavaliera:&nbsp; lol wow<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Sex &#8211; just a means of conveying cooties<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I say don&#8217;t go there, girl<br \/>\nMordyMermeltashen:&nbsp; you have to stay in practice chaim<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; My penis has shriveled up so far that it protrudes from my navel<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; without the transfer of cooties, life would not continue<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; ok that&#8217;s just gross<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; In fact, I may auction it off on ebay<br \/>\ncavaliera:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Nasty<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; what about when I share those intimate photos of Emma with you? No response?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; You better see someone about that Chaim<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; seriously<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I have not received any intimate photos of anyone in a coon&#8217;s age<br \/>\ncavaliera:&nbsp; wow emma!<br \/>\ncavaliera:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; luke&#8217;s penis is that small that he is technically having intercourse with himself<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I meant no racial insult by that<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; oh if you want pictures like that, just post an ad on craigslist<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Done and done<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; you&#8217;ll get some lickety split<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; hahahaha<br \/>\nMordyMermeltashen:&nbsp; how was the wallaby Luke? Did it whimper in your ear softly?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I&quot;m tapped out even on Craigslist, and there is nothing in life lower than looking for a woman on Craigslist<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Except maybe looking for a woman and accepting a man<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; But I don&#8217;t play that way<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; whatabout looking for a girl on luke ford<br \/>\nUser guest61 left the room.<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; that&#8217;s even lower, no?<br \/>\ncavaliera:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; When I first encountered Luke, I had two notions of how he could help in that regard<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; But<br \/>\nMordyMermeltashen:&nbsp; Luke won&#8217;t allow love connections to be made on lukeford<br \/>\nMordyMermeltashen:&nbsp; he wants all the women for himself<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; 1. he refused to serve as a pimp, procuring p*rn women for me<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; yes true<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I get the right of the first night.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; And then he refused to apply himself in ways that might have won him and me fame and thus money and sex<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; real cult leader typical traits<br \/>\nMordyMermeltashen:&nbsp; but after that one night with you luke, they are foirever ruined<br \/>\nMordyMermeltashen:&nbsp; soiled<br \/>\nMordyMermeltashen:&nbsp; like cracked eggs<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I think Luke might be a good fit for a virgin<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; heh<br \/>\ncavaliera:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; give onto me all thy young girls and wives<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Luke with a mother would be like a snake crawling into a cave, and demanding to fight a bear<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Me, I&#8217;m loaded for bear, but it seems that they have gone extinct<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I give luke this much &#8211; dollar for dollar, he is the most successful man I&#8217;ve ever encountered<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; i knew it<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; luke = a poof<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; His ability to charm women from his position in life astonishes me<br \/>\nMordyMermeltashen:&nbsp; hahaha indeed- dollar for dollar he is<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; a real rectal rooter<br \/>\nMordyMermeltashen:&nbsp; his act wouldnt fly if he was still downu under<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; If Luke wrote a book about this&nbsp; &#8211; &quot;The Poor Man&#8217;s Guide to Getting Laid in LA&quot; I and many other men would buy it <br \/>\nMordyMermeltashen:&nbsp; The australian authorities would box his ears and make him take a proper job<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; now i know why he says he is from &#8216;down under&#8217;<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lmao<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; hahaha<br \/>\ncavaliera:&nbsp; wow, alot of men here tonight!<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; !!!<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; This is the internet<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; too many<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; men<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; There are no real women on the internet<br \/>\ncavaliera:&nbsp; who loves to hear their own voices &#8230;lol lol<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol oooooooo<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Even this &quot;Emma&quot; could well be a trannie<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; speak for yourself chaim<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Luke, have you ever heard &quot;her&quot; voice?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; exactley<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; oooooooooh ni<br \/>\ncavaliera:&nbsp; exept her&#8230;lol<br \/>\nMordyMermeltashen:&nbsp; RussianDragon is a woman<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; nooooooooooooooooooo<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; NOT EMMA<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz<br \/>\ncavaliera:&nbsp; ok<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Quixoticlass, I have no idea who you are either<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; no lol<br \/>\nMordyMermeltashen:&nbsp; a woman with a filthy mouth<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; i could be<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; IM ALL&nbsp; WOMEN<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;ve earned $3:90 today from adsense<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I am functionally female<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; haha<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; woman<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I care<br \/>\ncavaliera:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I support liberal democrats<br \/>\nMordyMermeltashen:&nbsp; flash that cash luke<br \/>\nMordyMermeltashen:&nbsp; show us your 3.90<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol!<br \/>\nMordyMermeltashen:&nbsp; like the gangstas<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; i support the women on luke ford<br \/>\ncavaliera:&nbsp; all say what gender they are plz! lol<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; How many Viagra will $3.90 buy?<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; the real ones<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; 1<br \/>\nMordyMermeltashen:&nbsp; .75 tablets<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\ncavaliera:&nbsp; woman<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Not even one, unless you buy them from the hindus<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; trannies don&#8217;t count<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; nor does luke<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; You who purport to be female, provide me with proof.<br \/>\nMordyMermeltashen:&nbsp; luke is flush this month thanks to the generosity of guest 117<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; no broke back lukes<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; WHO is guest 117?<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; proof online? can&#8217;t be done<br \/>\nMordyMermeltashen:&nbsp; a generous man of means, clearly<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; mmm<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Is this yet another plot by the House of Saud to coopt everyone and embarrass the Jews?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I vouch for Lass&#8217;s feminity<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; ty<br \/>\ncavaliera:&nbsp; loooooool<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Here in New York our trannies are very convincing<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; My penis has now withdrawn so far I can fell it crawling up my throat<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; wow that&#8217;s even grosser than your last comment about your member<br \/>\ncavaliera:&nbsp; hahahahaha<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; &quot;For members only&quot;<br \/>\nUser guest67 left the room.<br \/>\nHamanHater:&nbsp; i have a members only jacket<br \/>\nRossi:&nbsp; where is here moral?<br \/>\nHamanHater:&nbsp; i put it on for this song<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; This is the music they play in preop places<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I am too moral for my own good<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Why isn&#8217;t it fun to stay at the YMHA?<br \/>\ncavaliera:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; It&#8217;s fun to be at the Jcc<br \/>\ncavaliera:&nbsp; i go to bed now<br \/>\ncavaliera:&nbsp; bye all xxxx<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; its fun to be at the JayyyyCCCCCCC<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Goodnight<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; gnight <br \/>\nHamanHater:&nbsp; goodnight sweet emma<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I say all of you are trannies<br \/>\nHamanHater:&nbsp; dream of me fondly<br \/>\ncavaliera:&nbsp; night<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; my boss just handed me an article &quot;The Missing Piece:&nbsp; Why finding a Jewish husband is no cakewalk&quot;<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; PROVE ME WRONG<br \/>\ncavaliera:&nbsp; i will haman<br \/>\ncavaliera:&nbsp; \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I can help any Jewish woman find a Jewish husband<br \/>\ncavaliera:&nbsp; bye luke<br \/>\ncavaliera:&nbsp; see you<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; But she must be willing to share<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Jewish men should be paired off with large black women<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; pilagesh?&nbsp; no thanks<br \/>\nDonnag:&nbsp; hi how r u today well this evening in scotland<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Jewish women do not need to be paired off with Jewish men to have Jewish children<br \/>\nchihuahua:&nbsp; hi<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; In the interest of hybrid vigor, I favor: Black women with Asian men, and Jewish women with black men<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Create a super-race that can fight with fist and tongue<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; met a jewish black man recently<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I am proud to say that I have always hated Maddonno from Bay Ridge Michigan<br \/>\nchihuahua:&nbsp; hows the moral leader tonight<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; A black Jewish man is possibly the natural ruler of the world<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; If only Obama were Baruch Hassid Ovadia<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; hahaha<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; indeed<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; With a Jewish wife<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Luke, please play some decent music<br \/>\nHamanHater:&nbsp; chihuahua are you like the taco bell dog<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Emma, you are the glue that holds us here<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; No Luke is<br \/>\nalexanderthegreat:&nbsp; hey luke<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; We so seldom get to have social intercourse with a young woman like you<br \/>\nTikkunHaolam:&nbsp; Luke why do you look so dissheveled?&nbsp; It&#8217;s not a sin to *iron*<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I have seen this&nbsp; before &#8211; Emma leaves, and then in fifteen minutes it is just Luke and me<br \/>\nchihuahua:&nbsp; he looks great<br \/>\nHamanHater:&nbsp; he davened hard earlier to the beats of the Village People<br \/>\nHamanHater:&nbsp; and got rumpled<br \/>\nalexanderthegreat:&nbsp; had a good day emma ?<br \/>\nUser guest73 changed their name to KellyErikson.<br \/>\nalexanderthegreat:&nbsp; studying again were you<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Who is Kelly Erikson?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; hot chick<br \/>\nKellyErikson:&nbsp; Hi Luke<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; how&#8217;s the baby?<br \/>\nUser guest69 left the room.<br \/>\nUser ChaimAmalek changed their name to HotYoungBabe.<br \/>\nmoshe:&nbsp; luke, don&#8217;t preach!<br \/>\nHamanHater:&nbsp; too busy study<\/p>\n<p>\nHamanHater:&nbsp; too busy studying Torah to iron? pffft&#8230; to busy stroking your ego with this webcam more like it. <br \/>\nHamanHater:&nbsp; Luke your sin is ego<br \/>\nKellyErikson:&nbsp; Excellent. Second one is on the way.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; mazal tov!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; how&#8217;s anthony?<br \/>\nHotYoungBabe:&nbsp; I&#8217;d like to see you grow that bead until it is big enough to hide a cam<br \/>\nKellyErikson:&nbsp; Busy<br \/>\nHotYoungBabe:&nbsp; Beard cam<br \/>\nchihuahua:&nbsp; no<br \/>\nguest72:&nbsp; let he who is without sin<br \/>\nHamanHater:&nbsp; Hi hotyoungbabe how are you?<br \/>\nchihuahua:&nbsp; shave it off<br \/>\nHotYoungBabe:&nbsp; hot young babes like me dig cams<br \/>\nHotYoungBabe:&nbsp; We adore older Jewish men<br \/>\nHotYoungBabe:&nbsp; in fact, the older the better!<br \/>\nTikkunHaolam:&nbsp; Luke, How does staring at a webcam all day make the world better?<br \/>\nHotYoungBabe:&nbsp; I get all &#8230;.you know&#8230;.when I watch Larry King Live<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; what&#8217;s the gematria of cam?<br \/>\nHotYoungBabe:&nbsp; cam = Mac<br \/>\nHotYoungBabe:&nbsp; as in &quot;Mac Daddy&quot;<br \/>\nHotYoungBabe:&nbsp; I love my mac daddy Luke<br \/>\nKellyErikson:&nbsp; Do you make money from this new site?<br \/>\nKellyErikson:&nbsp; I heard Lukeford was up for sale again.<br \/>\nHamanHater:&nbsp; kelly- 3.90 today alone!<br \/>\nHotYoungBabe:&nbsp; I have started a new business:&nbsp; &quot;Gadol Escorts&quot;<br \/>\nchihuahua:&nbsp; wow lol<br \/>\nHotYoungBabe:&nbsp; We cater to only the big shots<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; haha<br \/>\nchihuahua:&nbsp; go in chat roms hot babe<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; kelly, really?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; how much for lukeford.com?<br \/>\nUser guest77 left the room.<br \/>\nUser guest76 left the room.<br \/>\nchihuahua:&nbsp; this is too civilised for you lol<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; hey YML I was just going to ask you how long it takes you to get to work \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nchihuahua:&nbsp; now wheres he gone<br \/>\nTikkunHaolam:&nbsp; OMG &#8211; stripping!!!!<br \/>\nTikkunHaolam:&nbsp; I usually have to pay for this<br \/>\nKellyErikson:&nbsp; I believe a few K<br \/>\nHamanHater:&nbsp; Quix&#8230;&quot;work&quot; thats a good one!<br \/>\nHamanHater:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nalexanderthegreat:&nbsp; turning away<br \/>\nchihuahua:&nbsp; me too lol<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; he&#8217;s my employee<br \/>\nTikkunHaolam:&nbsp; turning towards toilet<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; and he works hard for the money<br \/>\nalexanderthegreat:&nbsp; can u see his bed<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; believe me<br \/>\nchihuahua:&nbsp; his room looks like a bomb site<br \/>\nHotYoungBabe:&nbsp; The cover story on the May 2008 Atlantic Monthly:&nbsp; &quot;Is Israel Finished?&quot; by Jeffrey Goldberg<br \/>\nTikkunHaolam:&nbsp; Is that your bed, or your dog&#8217;s?<br \/>\nchihuahua:&nbsp; dogs lol<br \/>\nchihuahua:&nbsp; he&#8217;s dancing <br \/>\nHamanHater:&nbsp; 90% of serial killers wear sweatpants<br \/>\nchihuahua:&nbsp; oh no look away lol<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; haha<br \/>\nTikkunHaolam:&nbsp; how can he stop himself, with those awesome Kabbalah-friendly beats<br \/>\nalexanderthegreat:&nbsp; and the other 10% ?<br \/>\nHamanHater:&nbsp; i bet he wears Teva sandals<br \/>\nalexanderthegreat:&nbsp; we were all looking away luke<br \/>\nKellyErikson:&nbsp; I feel like I&#8217;m back in the 80&#8217;s<br \/>\nchihuahua:&nbsp; he&#8217;s preaching like the song lol<br \/>\nHamanHater:&nbsp; the dynamic between Luke and his fans is frightening. Its like NASCAR stars and their fans is the closest thing I can think of<br \/>\nalexanderthegreat:&nbsp; this is a long bloody song<br \/>\nTikkunHaolam:&nbsp; apt analogy.&nbsp; We&#8217;re also desperate for a crash<br \/>\nHamanHater:&nbsp; whens the official Hovel Merchandise come out?<br \/>\nTikkunHaolam:&nbsp; Luke, if you&#8217;re willing to kill yourself at a specific time, I think I can drive a lot of traffic to this site.&nbsp; Really.<br \/>\nHamanHater:&nbsp; imagine those skullcaps with a lukeford logo on them<br \/>\nHamanHater:&nbsp; they&#8217;d sell like bagels<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I&#8217;m off everyone<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; bye emma<br \/>\nalexanderthegreat:&nbsp; ahh<br \/>\nchihuahua:&nbsp; bye emma<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Bye bye all&#8230; take care<br \/>\nalexanderthegreat:&nbsp; nite emma<br \/>\nTikkunHaolam:&nbsp; bye Emma!<br \/>\nTikkunHaolam:&nbsp; whomever you are<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; night night!!!<br \/>\nalexanderthegreat:&nbsp; sweet dreams<br \/>\nTikkunHaolam:&nbsp; gesundheit<br \/>\nHamanHater:&nbsp; well if emmas gone it all seems pointless<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; look he got all dressed up to come and see me<br \/>\nHamanHater:&nbsp; I&#8217;m SURE Luke just has skads of work he needs to do<br \/>\nalexanderthegreat:&nbsp; sois luke<br \/>\nHotYoungBabe:&nbsp; As I said, no emma, no chat room<br \/>\nTikkunHaolam:&nbsp; I&#8217;m off Luke, but I will be back as soon as I need to feel successful in my own life.<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; oh that&#8217;s not nice<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; how can you repair the world with that atitude?<br \/>\nTikkunHaolam:&nbsp; well, I think the world would be much better without Luke, for a start<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; but what would you do in the middle of the day, then?<br \/>\nchaimamalek:&nbsp; it all becomes unhinged<br \/>\nTikkunHaolam:&nbsp; I guess I would be *productive*.&nbsp; Has Luke ever been productive?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; so does your mood change at night? <br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; do you turn into a vampire?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Yeah<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; ru going to suck my blood?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Yes <br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I&#8217;m going to have my way with you..<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Luke Ford<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; let&#8217;s play truth or dare<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Ok<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;m scared<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Truth or dare Luke?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; truth<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; What are you thinking right now?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;m gonna work out<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Go for it<br \/>\nTheEvilOne:&nbsp; I think Emma should, at this point, excuse herself so that she is not overcome with carnal thoughts<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nTheEvilOne:&nbsp; Emma, think of England.&nbsp; And potatoes.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lmfao<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i have carpal tunnel from too much blogging, so slowly am building up muscles around my very sore elbows<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Thinking of potatoes<br \/>\nTheEvilOne:&nbsp; Blogging is just a fancy way of saying &quot;I masturbate too much&quot;<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Lord Curzon instructed his American wife in British sexual etiquette: &quot;Ladies never move.&quot;<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Ladies never move?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yeah<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Why?<br \/>\nTheEvilOne:&nbsp; That&#8217;s why the Empire fell.<br \/>\nTheEvilOne:&nbsp; Ladies began to move around too much<br \/>\nTheEvilOne:&nbsp; Then came the wogs<br \/>\nUser TheEvilOne changed their name to MaynardGKrebs.<br \/>\nUser guest97 left the room.<br \/>\nMaynardGKrebs:&nbsp; Just the three of us.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; 4<br \/>\nMaynardGKrebs:&nbsp; This is what it will be like when the two of you get together.<br \/>\nMaynardGKrebs:&nbsp; I count three<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lmao<br \/>\nMaynardGKrebs:&nbsp; I will be their with the camera<br \/>\nMaynardGKrebs:&nbsp; there<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; He wont need any excercise <br \/>\nMaynardGKrebs:&nbsp; I still say you are a dude, Emma.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I think not<br \/>\nMaynardGKrebs:&nbsp; I&#8217;ve seen no evidence of your true biological nature.&nbsp; Not even a photo<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Infact last time i checked im pretty sure im not a dude<br \/>\nMaynardGKrebs:&nbsp; I hurts me to think that you could be toying with poor Luke and leading him on like this<br \/>\nMaynardGKrebs:&nbsp; And be some guy dude in Brixton<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nMaynardGKrebs:&nbsp; Or worse, a muslim in manchester<br \/>\nMaynardGKrebs:&nbsp; It&#8217;s happened to me, it could happen to him<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; ?<br \/>\nMaynardGKrebs:&nbsp; I thought I was chatting up a young woman, and it turned out I was chatting with a 300pound trannie in Nigeria who wanted my money<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; LOL<br \/>\nMaynardGKrebs:&nbsp; We met at a local bar, and I woke up feeling a bit queer.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I&#8217;m sorry to hear that<br \/>\nMaynardGKrebs:&nbsp; Me too.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Must have been hard for you<br \/>\nMaynardGKrebs:&nbsp; All I had was one stiff one, and then I was out like a light<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Nightmare<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; brb<br \/>\nMaynardGKrebs:&nbsp; It is hard to be a man<br \/>\nMaynardGKrebs:&nbsp; Luke, if I may call you that, you need money<br \/>\nMaynardGKrebs:&nbsp; But first, you must hit rock bottom<br \/>\nMaynardGKrebs:&nbsp; See, the are attracted to the scent of a woman<br \/>\nMaynardGKrebs:&nbsp; This chat room is what china will be like in twenty years.<br \/>\nMaynardGKrebs:&nbsp; Does Emma know about your stint in prison?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; gdgd<br \/>\nMaynardGKrebs:&nbsp; Luke, show her your prison tattoo<br \/>\nMaynardGKrebs:&nbsp; No, not that one, the one in the small of your back<br \/>\nYourMoralSchvartze:&nbsp; were you anybody&#8217;s b**ch in prison luke?<br \/>\nYourMoralSchvartze:&nbsp; luke do you have any pets?<br \/>\nMaynardGKrebs:&nbsp; Barak Obama was giving just 1% to charity over the years. Luke, how much charity have you given?<br \/>\nflint:&nbsp; interestingly enough&#8230;..every time I come on this site&#8230;someone is trying to discredit you&#8230;.hmmm&#8230;..jealousy perhaps<br \/>\nflint:&nbsp; why are they so irritated??<br \/>\nflint:&nbsp; if they dont like you&#8230;.why do they stay on here???<br \/>\nMaynardGKrebs:&nbsp; We are envious of LUke because he has the attention of a putatively hot 18 yo girl<br \/>\nMaynardGKrebs:&nbsp; Even if she is in Ireland<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; nothing putative about it<br \/>\nMaynardGKrebs:&nbsp; Luke, anyone can get ahold of a photo<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;ve been to the mountain and I&#8217;ve seen the promised land and I like it.<br \/>\nflint:&nbsp; he has the interest of more than one Krebs<br \/>\nYourMoralSchvartze:&nbsp; stop using big words<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I may not get there with you<br \/>\nMaynardGKrebs:&nbsp; It just seems contrary to human nature for a man as poor as Luke to be doing that well socially speaking<br \/>\nMaynardGKrebs:&nbsp; It is anti-Darwinian.<\/p>\n<p>MaynardGKrebs:&nbsp; Donald Trump I understand, but this, this is amazing<br \/>\nMaynardGKrebs:&nbsp; I do not come here to live out my life<br \/>\nflint:&nbsp; not so amazing Krebs&#8230;.happens all the time<br \/>\nflint:&nbsp; good thing<br \/>\nMaynardGKrebs:&nbsp; I want to know how to pull this off on my own<br \/>\nMaynardGKrebs:&nbsp; That&#8217;s al<br \/>\nMaynardGKrebs:&nbsp; Please school me, all of you<br \/>\nflint:&nbsp; lol&#8230;you mean you want him as your Leader???&nbsp; advisor???&nbsp;&nbsp; <br \/>\nMaynardGKrebs:&nbsp; Free me from my social constraints<br \/>\nflint:&nbsp; there yah go!<br \/>\nYourMoralSchvartze:&nbsp; luke is hte girl jewish at least?<br \/>\nYourMoralSchvartze:&nbsp; what&#8217;s up with the bob denver theme tonight<br \/>\nDoobyGillis:&nbsp; Let us discuss something that is not focussed on Luke Ford<br \/>\nDoobyGillis:&nbsp; I think what America needs is more nuclear power.<br \/>\nDoobyGillis:&nbsp; Nuclear power and an electric car<br \/>\nYourMoralSchvartze:&nbsp; i likehow he moves the camera so we can see him exercise<br \/>\nYourMoralSchvartze:&nbsp; doing his nebbish exercises<br \/>\nDoobyGillis:&nbsp; nuclear power + electric cars = starving Saudi princes<br \/>\nEdwardTeller:&nbsp; With enough breeder reactors and better battery technology, we could finally break the grip of the House of Saud.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; They look heavy this time<br \/>\nDoooDaaa:&nbsp; are u gay ed?<br \/>\nEdwardTeller:&nbsp; I am not sexual in any way<br \/>\nEdwardTeller:&nbsp; Nuclear power will bring so many of these problems to an end<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; How are you?<br \/>\nDoooDaaa:&nbsp; fancy meeting u here<br \/>\nEdwardTeller:&nbsp; Hello DooDaaaa<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol yeah strange<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I remeber when I first saw Luke doing that<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I was like wtf is he crazy?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Now it&#8217;s normal<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; what intrigued you that first time?<br \/>\nEdwardTeller:&nbsp; There is enough U-238 to provide for all of our energy needs, provided we go to breeder reactors<br \/>\nDoooDaaa:&nbsp; i xercise&#8230;its called work<br \/>\nWelshdragon:&nbsp; he aint going to drop the pants again is he?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; You never know with Luke<br \/>\nWelshdragon:&nbsp; u here every night emma?<br \/>\nElShaddai:&nbsp; wow you have russiandraggons as well as welshdragons. 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