{"id":2641,"date":"2008-04-02T20:46:11","date_gmt":"2008-04-03T04:46:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2641"},"modified":"2008-04-02T21:17:28","modified_gmt":"2008-04-03T05:17:28","slug":"spend-passover-in-egypt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2641","title":{"rendered":"Spend Passover In Egypt"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m leading a rebel tour<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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I’m live on my cam<\/a>:<\/p>\n

matisyahu:  I saw a Canadian documentary called ‘GIve me your Soul’ which I  think should have included more of your comments
\nYourMoralLeader:  yep
\nmatisyahu:  Bryan Adams
\nmatisyahu:  Canadian content!
\nmatisyahu:  why did you leave lukeisback?
\nYourMoralLeader:  porned out
\nmatisyahu:  I understand
\nYourMoralLeader:  what work do you do?
\nmatisyahu:  I am a civil servant… work for territorial government
\nmatisyahu:  I have to tell you Luke…. I appreciate your works and will continue to read your comments
\nmatisyahu:  I hope this is not weird … like misty for me…. sorry… if I come across
\nmatisyahu:  I wanted to be Jew like you
\nmatisyahu:  but I am not
\nmatisyahu:  tell me if this is true
\nmatisyahu:  Christopher Hitchens says that Orthodox Jewish men
\nmatisyahu:  say ‘thank you Lord for not making me a woman or goyim’
\nYourMoralLeader:  yes
\nYourMoralLeader:  so did socrates
\nguest128:  hi it is colguy3
\nYourMoralLeader:  hey man
\nYourMoralLeader:  col, ur a porn star?
\nguest128:  yes are you going to try to convert me or something
\nYourMoralLeader:  lol
\nYourMoralLeader:  should I?
\nguest128:  no
\nYourMoralLeader:  how did you get into porn?
\nguest128:  new a few people
\nguest128:  mandingo is my neighbor
\nYourMoralLeader:  ahh
\nguest128:  and i go to the same gym as mr marcus
\nmatisyahu:  Luke, how are you doing?
\nUser guest126 changed their name to Sam.
\nSam:  How is the blogging going moneywise?
\nYourMoralLeader:  bad
\nYourMoralLeader:  up to $10 a day off adsense, must 5x that
\nSam:  Im surprised cuz I know a lot of people read you
\nUser guest128 left the room.
\nUser matisyahu left the room.
\nYourMoralLeader:  thanks man, i’ll figure it out
\nUser Sam changed their name to Sammy.
\nSammy:  Luke couldn’t you fit a small bed or at least an army cot in there?
\nYourMoralLeader:  i like the floor
\nYourMoralLeader:  the ladies dont
\nYourMoralLeader:  got any good stories?
\nSammy:  masocist
\nYourMoralLeader:  true
\nSammy:  this cam is fascinating.  I too have read you since 99-00
\nSammy:  I saw yr grape juice lifting exercises before.  What else do you do to workout?
\nYourMoralLeader:  walk a couple of miles a day, if I do more, I get a CFS relapse
\nYourMoralLeader:  i used to run marathons
\nUser Sammy left the room.
\nYourMoralLeader:  yo maven
\nguest129:  nice beard and its not even omer time yet
\nUser guest129 left the room.
\nmatisyahu:  Bubeleh, what is the matter?
\nmaven:  the chaptzem ad for passover is a hoot.
\nmatisyahu:  Zol zein!
\nUser matisyahu left the room.
\nmaven:  and i think you are influencing me musically. Last night I downloaded an ABBA album
\nYourMoralLeader:  lol
\nmaven:  yes, both voulez vouz and supertrooper…
\nmaven:  what are you working on now?
\nYourMoralLeader:  my "cheap hotels blog"
\nmaven:   i didn’t know you had one. Couldnt find any in Europe with the weak dollar
\nmaven:  cheap hotels, that is.
\nYourMoralLeader:  http:\/\/cheaphotelsnews.blogspot.com\/
\nmaven:  oh, do you list the Days Inn in NYC, the famous one?
\nYourMoralLeader:  dunno
\nmaven:  you know, David Pattersons meeting place
\nmaven:  so teach me something new spiritually. I need a thrill before going to bed.
\nYourMoralLeader:  lol
\nSammy:  you mentioned yellow fever.  Do you prefer Asian chicks? Is that what you meant?
\nYourMoralLeader:  i dont prefer
\nYourMoralLeader:  but I do enjoy
\nYourMoralLeader:  I dabble
\nSammy:  Don’t worry I am on yr wavelength
\nYourMoralLeader:  no, this is great
\nSammy:  Actually Pac Islanders most of all
\nmatisyahu:  ????
\nYourMoralLeader:  cool
\nSammy:  Luke I plan on marrying at about 40.  So you and I aren’t too far off. 
\nSammy:  I have the sensation like you can see me.  I bet most do too
\nmaven:  This is great surrealism. I’m thinking about the big picture, and this guy’s trying to get you going on about Filipino girls.
\njoe:  and everyone knows that asian girls like yeshiva guys, in my kippa wearing days I was an asian magnet
\nSammy:  Filipinas – gods gift to mankind
\nSammy:  I tend to get along w\/ filipinas more than other types
\njoe:  When we were in yeshiva we thought that would make a great script for a film.
\nSammy:  Do you think any erotic stuff short of porn can be moral\/have benefit to society?
\nSammy:  say nonsexual nudity?
\nYourMoralLeader:  doubtful
\nYourMoralLeader:  that bloke who travels the world shoooting 5000 naked people at  a time, he’s done good work
\nSammy:  I don’t like him but how about playboy- sinful even at that level?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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