{"id":2635,"date":"2008-04-02T18:04:56","date_gmt":"2008-04-03T02:04:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2635"},"modified":"2008-04-02T19:55:58","modified_gmt":"2008-04-03T03:55:58","slug":"ive-found-a-way-to-make-money-from-my-cam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2635","title":{"rendered":"I’ve Found A Way To Make Money From My Cam"},"content":{"rendered":"

There’s a website called camtowork.com<\/a> and best of all I don’t have to take off my pants<\/a>.<\/p>\n

I’m getting sick of that.<\/p>\n

Anyway, all I need is some special skill that people would pay for.<\/p>\n

From CamtoWork.com<\/a>:<\/p>\n

To be qualified for active membership of this portal, a person has to be above 18 years and highly skilled in any of the categories listed below. <\/p>\n

Business, Education, Finance, Legal, Media and Entertainment, Medical, Social, Sports, Technology<\/strong> \t <\/p>\n

Membership can be suspended if a member provides wrong information or misuses the facilities provided by the portal. No pornographic or obscene activities are allowed on this portal. <\/p>\n

An important feature of this portal is that it provides members the opportunity to monetize their skills and precious time by using the Pay Per Minute Chat facility. In return, the portal requires members to donate 25% of your quarterly payout to CamtoWork.com. <\/font> <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

From my live cam chat<\/a>:<\/p>\n

guest94:  I love the hovel \ud83d\ude42
\nWelshdragon:  what religon is that?
\nYourMoralLeader:  bring back memories?
\nguest94:  LOL yah
\nguest88:  wipe your hands!
\nguest94:  you’re an animal
\nguest94:  love the beard
\nWelshdragon:  94’s a bit of fun
\nguest94:  are you on live all day?
\nguest94:  very interesting
\nYourMoralLeader:  on and off
\nguest94:  quite voyeuristic
\nYourMoralLeader:  how do I monetize my cam?
\nguest94:  good question
\nYourMoralLeader:  even sleep with it on, cam has night vision
\nguest94:  I’ll give it some thought
\nWelshdragon:  he was cracking one off a short while back 94
\nguest94:  no way are you serious?
\nguest94:  cracking one off?
\nWelshdragon:  ask 88
\nguest88:  \ud83d\ude42
\nguest94:  hello 88
\nguest88:  thanks to emma
\nguest94:  LOL
\nguest88:  hey
\nguest94:  so are these all of your buddies?
\nYourMoralLeader:  that was misinterpreted
\nYourMoralLeader:  yeah
\nWelshdragon:  pants on floor and everything
\nguest94:  LOL yeah that’s Luke
\nguest88:  nice boxers though
\nguest94:  \ud83d\ude42
\nguest94:  God bless him
\nYourMoralLeader:  94 bought me those boxers
\nguest94:  sing it Luke!
\nWelshdragon:  knob out for the viewers
\nguest94:  You’re such a good Jew
\nguest94:  I can only aspire to be as moral as you are LOL
\nguest94:  how many instant messages do you have going at once Mr. Ford?
\nguest94:  Great smile
\nguest94:  whiskey?
\nguest88:  yasa shalom!
\nguest94:  do you pay attention to watch your watchers are typing?
\nWelshdragon:  88,les,94,95, and the big man it’s time for me to go, big man keep it in ya pants mate…
\nguest94:  Big man LOL
\nguest94:  HUGE MAN
\nguest88:  Ta ta WD
\nguest94:  I know!
\nguest94:  \ud83d\ude42
\nWelshdragon:  see u guys soon
\nWelshdragon:  88 u were great fun
\nWelshdragon:  byeeeeeeeeee
\nguest94:  why am I suddenly feeling "tingly"?
\nguest88:  stick to the day kiddush…that was great!
\nguest88:  NCSY
\nguest88:  Rabbi Lanner’s bencher?
\nguest88:  adjust yourself will ya?
\nguest88:  pls.. I need my twirl fix….
\nles:  yourmoralleader your webcam is of centre
\nPontifexMaximus:  Blessings be upon all of you.
\nles:  at the ceiling
\nguest88:  Luke aims high
\nPontifexMaximus:  May the Gods look with favor upon Lukes camera.
\nYourMoralLeader:  http:\/\/camtowork.com\/
\nles:  telling me phoaw
\nYourMoralLeader:  all i need is a skill that people would pay for
\nPontifexMaximus:  By Jove, I think he’s got it.
\nUser guest98 left the room.
\nPontifexMaximus:  Too low.
\nPontifexMaximus:  aim it a bit higher
\nPontifexMaximus:  We cannot see your eyes.
\nUser guest99 left the room.
\nPontifexMaximus:  yes, that is it.
\nguest88:  thanks now I won’t need batteries
\nPontifexMaximus:  I know why LA has the men, NY the women.
\nPontifexMaximus:  Military bases are mostly out west.
\nPontifexMaximus:  NY has none.
\nPontifexMaximus:  Hence, gender imbalance.
\nPontifexMaximus:  Also, there is more high tech industry out west, again more men.
\nYourMoralLeader:  ahh
\nPontifexMaximus:  NY has female centric businesses like gossip and publishing and feminism.
\nUser guest94 left the room.
\nPontifexMaximus:  This is why you are still a lone unattached male
\nles:  breed more
\nPontifexMaximus:  It is because of all those Marines in Camp Pendalton
\nPontifexMaximus:  The problem was far more dire in the old West, where men were men and sheep ran scared.
\nPontifexMaximus:  On the other hand, many a lass ended up in a convent back east for want of a proper man.
\nguest88:  Luke any Tam Tams?
\nguest88:  I’ll bring the spread
\nPontifexMaximus:  What sort of sacrifice is a Tam Tam?
\nguest88:  shortage just like good men
\nPontifexMaximus:  One strategy to follow to avoid this gender imbalance is to seek out employment in a female-centric industry
\nPontifexMaximus:  In your geographic case, that would be adult cinema.
\nguest88:  or….
\nguest88:  just eat Tam tams
\nPontifexMaximus:  Adult cinema contains many more females than males.
\nPontifexMaximus:  Also, consider working at a strip club.
\nPontifexMaximus:  Or attending a Jewish temple that is heavy on the feminist critical theory, as these temples will have few real men as members
\nguest88:  you need to start passover cleaning the hovel
\nguest88:  very soon<\/p>\n

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