{"id":2617,"date":"2008-04-01T09:52:35","date_gmt":"2008-04-01T17:52:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2617"},"modified":"2008-04-01T14:20:16","modified_gmt":"2008-04-01T22:20:16","slug":"im-live-on-my-cam-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2617","title":{"rendered":"I’m Live On My Cam!"},"content":{"rendered":"

From my live cam chat<\/a>:<\/p>\n

GoldmanSaxaphone:  Is there a pishke here?
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  I wish to contribute
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  You have brought me closer to Christ than any web site, and I think it is because of the music
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  Today’s question:  Why did the British Empire implode as quickly as it did at the close of WW 2?
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  I know I’m not the only one who comes here for the find liturgical music.
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  I am well, but worried
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  Shrinking dollar
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  A man with a child-like faith in open markets and open borders in our White House, with worse in the wings<\/p>\n

GoldmanSaxaphone:  I find that as the dollar shrinks, so too do I
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  Also, I am in competition with the Euros of the world
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  They make me feel small
\nAyeCaramba:  I brought my checkbook Luke
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  Shrinkage is about more than just cold
\nEmma:  How was Shul Luke?
\nYourMoralLeader:  good
\nAyeCaramba:  looks like you bathed today. Is it a Jewish holiday or something?
\nYourMoralLeader:  lolo
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  I was chatting with a lady at a bar the other evening, when I found myself unable to summon up the currency of social intercourse in amounts necessary to do what I wanted
\nAyeCaramba:  you sound emotionally broke goldman
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  I will recover with the dollar
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  And if not, I will take everyone down with me
\nUser AyeCaramba changed their name to Guest117.
\nGuest117:  Now I’ll have your attention
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  I am starting a new hedge fund for bloggers
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  This is an opportunity to make one dollar do the work of twenty
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  We will invest in Luftmeschen futures
\nGuest117:  we definitely need a blogger hedgefund
\nYourMoralConfusion:  nice leather!
\nGuest117:  I hear Luke has come upon a windfall
\nGuest117:  he needs a way to make this money count
\nYourMoralConfusion:  he turned off the sound because he’s talking to holly randall
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  And why not?  It is time to properly monetize the hard work of men like Luke
\nYourMoralLeader:  yep
\nGuest117:  "the hard work of men like luke?"
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  Men who deal in ideas to the exclusion of concern with money, still need to be schooled in money
\nGuest117:  what does Holly’s voice sound like Luke? Like honey flowing over warm pebbles in a meadow of flowers, I bet
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  Yes, this man is at his keyboard all day long and night, going to more Jewish temples and boring lectures given by writers of minimal talent than should be tasked to any man
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  Holly’s voice can sound a bit coarse these days.
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  But she is a sweetheart.
\nYourMoralConfusion:  depends on whether she’s been drinkng
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  I previously counseled Luke to make a serious play for her.  She has it all
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  In her, he would have everything that a man needs to be happy in life, all without having to leave home.
\nUser YourMoralConfusion changed their name to YourMoralTorpitude.
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  If it had been me, I would have contrived to have sexual intercourse with her sans any birth control while she was ovulating.
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  Guest117, you are truly an angel
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  As are most of you
\nYourMoralTorpitude:  thanks dude
\nGuest117:  All of Lukes guests are angels
\nYourMoralTorpitude:  angels of doom
\nGuest117:  wow he put on a pigskin jacket
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  I will turn your money into more money plus good deeds.
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  Nothing will be wasted.
\nGuest117:  Music Luke- we need music
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  Play some early eighties mellow music
\nYourMoralTorpitude:  more Air Supply and Dennis Praeger!!
\nYourMoralTorpitude:  those two mean parrrrrtttaaaaayyyy!
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  This music makes me feel . . . British.
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  As though I had a footman
\nYourMoralTorpitude:  it makes me feel sleepy
\nGuest117:  for a frenchman that must feel strange
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  This is the music of international finance.
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  I dream that I am a gentile when I hear this music
\nYourMoralTorpitude:  then you go out and get drunk?
\nGuest117:  You’ve drawn a fresher crowd today Luke. It’s the smell of newfound success, I tell you. Nothing like the aroma of freshly minted greenery to liven a chatroom up
\nEmma:  lol
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  No, I read one of those goyishe books that they wrote a hundred years ago, when the British ruled India
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  Indeed!
\nYourMoralTorpitude:  EM Forster, yes
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  Yes, or, when I am in a manly mood,  Kipling
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  When I hear Kipling, my chest puffs out
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  It’s good to be an Englishman in 1910.
\nGuest117:  Smile Luke I’m saving this chat for posterity
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  If I had an English wife, I think I would make her take the name "Emma"
\nYourMoralTorpitude:  "O it’s Tommy this, an’ Tommy that, an’ "Tommy, go away";"
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  And its "killer of the nation" when the liberals begin to brey
\nGuest117:  and all the coppers are Bobby…its offputting
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  No guns and few Wogs
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  Yes, in 1910 the White Man ruled the world.
\nUser guest188 left the room.
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  I am working on a new version of the Torah.
\nGuest117:  good GS- it could stand a freshening up
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  It will reconcile all the contradictory statements left over by its previous authors, and be wholly consonant with modern scientific thought
\nGuest117:  next you might have a talk with the Pope
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  Also, I am starting up a new Sanhedrin.  Nicky, would you like to be a member of the Sanhedrin?
\nYourMoralTorpitude:  a new sanhedrin sounds cool
\nnicky:  YES PLEASE
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  You will get to boss people around in it
\nUser guest179 left the room.
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  Are you up for that?
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  It will have 71 members
\nnicky:  SOUNDS ACIDELLIC.. IM  UP FOR THAT
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  But you have to join in pairs. Now, with whom might you be paired?
\nYourMoralLedger:  Has someone passed away? I seem to hear funeral music
\nnicky:  WHOS FREE
\nEmma:  lol
\nYourMoralLedger:  me nicky- I am free
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  Emma, maybe you would like to be a comember with Nicky
\nYourMoralLedger:  maybe not free but I’ll go on credit
\nEmma:  Or maybe not…
\nnicky:  DRUNK FRIEND JUST TURENED   UP..    BRB
\nUser nicky left the room.
\nGoldmanSaxaphone:  Best wishes to all of you in life.
\nUser GoldmanSaxaphone left the room.<\/p>\n

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