So I’m on my live cam after a hard night learning Talmud, and I’m chatting on the phone and swigging my green tea and doing countless tasks while paying part-time attention to my chat, and after Guest 117 left, he donated to me $1,000 via paypal.<\/p>\n
I’m stunned.<\/p>\n
That’s only my second donation from paypal. The other $30 came from the Luke Ford Fan Blogger<\/a> and he made me drop my trowsers.<\/p>\n This new man in my life, however, is straight. He’s a white bloke in China and a fellow sufferer of yellow fever.<\/p>\n I must form a non-profit foundation so I can get more of these donations.<\/p>\n How about a charter for the promotion of Torah journalism, Biblical prophecy and Talmudic humor?<\/p>\n I want to make my non-profit bigger than my father’s Good News Unlimited<\/a> and Dennis Prager’s Micah Center<\/a> and Dinners with a Difference<\/a>.<\/p>\n I want to host meals at my hovel where Torah Jews have to interact with shvartzes and little yellow women.<\/p>\n I fear that we are living in the End of Days. I may not get to the mountain with you but I have seen the promised land where hot chicks are as likely to date bloggers as investment bankers.<\/p>\n Here’s the chat<\/a>:<\/p>\n guest117: Gentiles want to know <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" So I’m on my live cam after a hard night learning Talmud, and I’m chatting on the phone and swigging my green tea and doing countless tasks while paying part-time attention to my chat, and after Guest 117 left, he … Continue reading
\nguest117: So who are you talking to? Is he more important than your "followers?"
\nDarth: Luke, whom to you prefer, Hillary or Obama?
\nDarth: don’t ignore me
\nguest117: We come here for guidance and you ignore us.
\nguest117: Oy, some leader!
\nYourMoralLeader: yo
\nYourMoralLeader: prefer obama
\nYourMoralLeader: i like him
\nguest117: Obama may be "cool" but his wife is black to the bone
\nguest117: It looks to me like you are "going Hollywood."
\nguest117: Hashem, please, let there be no answer so Luke will pay attention to us
\nYourMoralLeader: hi
\nguest117: OK, there you go
\nguest117: Make us feel that we matter to you, that we are important
\nguest117: Some of our parents ignored us, so we are a bit sensitive
\nguest117: I remain unconvinced
\nUser guest120 left the room.
\nguest117: Ever read Potok’s "The Chosen" or "The Promise"
\nguest117: Remember the boy could not understand the way his Father raised him in silence?
\nTimeToPutClothesInDryer: How are you?
\nguest117: His Father, weeping over him, explained that because the boy was so intelligent, he was concerned that he might grow up "without a soul."
\nguest117: So he basically entrusted him to Hashem to teach his son the lessons that would make him truly great
\nYourMoralLeader: yes
\nYourMoralLeader: that’s how i was raised
\nguest117: So there you have it
\nTimeToPutClothesInDryer: You do.
\nTimeToPutClothesInDryer: You really do.
\nTimeToPutClothesInDryer: I also seek freedom from legalism as you do.
\nTimeToPutClothesInDryer: What is new with you?
\nguest117: Luke, Do you get many donations?
\nDanielLA: In all ways…….
\nYourMoralLeader: I got one
\nguest117: One donation?
\nguest117: Seems like you should get more
\nguest117: Any tax deduction connected with donations?
\nDanielLA: Are donations made to you tax deductable?
\nUser QuixoticLass entered the room.
\nYourMoralLeader: hi boss
\nQuixoticLass: good evening
\nQuixoticLass: I’ve got no audio so if you want me to know what you’re saying you’ll have to type
\nguest117: Have you considered forming a corporation that could legitimately provide tax deductions?
\nYourMoralLeader: hmm, not yet
\nguest117: Lots of money around there
\nDanielLA: Luke, when was the last time you were in Australia?
\nguest117: As a vegetarian, have you eaten bitter melon?
\nYourMoralLeader: 2000
\nYourMoralLeader: no
\nguest117: Nice music
\nguest117: What is it?
\nYourMoralLeader: libera
\nQuixoticLass: how do you survive as a vegitarian without a real kitchen?
\nQuixoticLass: vegetarian
\nYourMoralLeader: toast
\nQuixoticLass: haha
\nguest117: Take care
\nQuixoticLass: hola guapo
\nGUAPO: what crackin?
\nGUAPO: get real lonely at the crib so gotta come chill with luke
\nQuixoticLass: we’re watching Luke fall asleep. it’s fascinating.
\nUser DanielLA changed their name to TimeToGetADiscount.
\nYourMoralLeader: yo Guapo
\nGUAPO: luke your depression back?
\nYourMoralLeader: no
\nYourMoralLeader: getting too much love
\nGUAPO: mine still around
\nQuixoticLass: there is no such thing as too much love
\nTimeToGetADiscount: Luke….did you check out the link?
\nGUAPO: luke how many songs you own?
\nGUAPO: skywalker will you be on live chat till the end of days?
\nGUAPO: what about when gta4 arrive luke?
\nQuixoticLass: finally got the audio from when I first came in
\nQuixoticLass: glad you like my name \ud83d\ude42
\nGUAPO: you cant tell me you gonna chat during gta4 arrival
\nGUAPO: you a ps3 or xbox type of nigga luke?
\nYourMoralLeader: i dont understand
\nYourMoralLeader: what’s xbox?
\nTimeToGetADiscount: http:\/\/www.lukeford.net
\nGUAPO: its that thing you put gta4 in to play
\nQuixoticLass: what?
\nGUAPO: be honest what porno site you browse while chat?
\nQuixoticLass: baruch hashem!
\nYourMoralLeader: 0
\nGUAPO: yeah that was for your boy guapo
\nTimeToGetADiscount: Luke, are we enabling your narcissism?
\nGUAPO: true
\nTimeToGetADiscount: cool.
\nTimeToGetADiscount: It’s about time.
\nTimeToGetADiscount: Who?
\nQuixoticLass: wooo hoooo
\nTimeToGetADiscount: Do you know who?
\nGUAPO: you was too depressed yesterday so i felt the need to lighten your spirits
\nQuixoticLass: don’t quit your day job!
\nTimeToGetADiscount: Do you know whom?
\nQuixoticLass: do people donate often?
\nQuixoticLass: 1K should just about cover the macaroons for pesach
\nGUAPO: go buy yourself air bed luke
\nTimeToGetADiscount: Do you know whom?<\/p>\n