I’m chatting with 18yo Emma from Ireland and the publisher of a Jewish newspaper in the MId-West.<\/p>\n
Join the conversation<\/a>.<\/p>\n Jeff emails: "I tried for a few minutes to read through the pdf files about c-cubed india<\/a>, which sounds more like the name of a porn star, but I guess the issue was more simple, so yes, I can’t believe anyone allowed that a rabbi would serve as a dayan in the case of his son, that’s usually not allowed. Not that anyone cares anymore, the whole point of much of chareidi activity, particularly in the baal teshuva world, is to delegitimate learned discussion and simply have everyone follow the words of "the Rabbis". This started in earnest fairly recently, with the ArtScrolls (when they declared R. Steinsaltz’s competing Talmud not frum enough for their own economic reasons) and has become a major cancer in Jewish life, and it is similar to what Cheney tried to do for the executive branch of the US govt. As your friend pointed out, this was never true in Jewish life before. (the Cleves Get story is a poignant example of how it used to be that in every city the rabbis would have different views that could be debated and dissented from. And those were days that Rabbis actually knew how to study and read texts, not like today where its all about dressing like a 20s gangster and belonging to a certain political camp)."<\/p>\n YourMoralLeader: I’m not like other men who are so visually driven and hounded by their base urges \nVladTheImpaler: me thinks my morals are to far down in the gutter to be lead any where YourMoralConfusion: stuntman upping the calibre of discourse around here MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: btw .. I know who one of the emp club hookers based in LA is .. too bad Im low on that kinda coin (JUST KIDDING) .. she’s a hottie .. only well heeled clients can aford that kind of "personal attention" .. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I’m chatting with 18yo Emma from Ireland and the publisher of a Jewish newspaper in the MId-West. Join the conversation. Jeff emails: "I tried for a few minutes to read through the pdf files about c-cubed india, which sounds more … Continue reading
\nYourMoralLeader: Emma, you are the queen of my chat room. Anyone you want booted, you just say the word!
\nEmma: Lol
\nEmma: Thats your job Luke
\nYourMoralLeader: I want to protect your virtue!
\nEmma: lol… thanks \ud83d\ude42
\nEmma: Nice shirt
\nguest6: You really do this. On webcam all the time? – Wow
\nEmma: hehe
\nguest6: I read your book "Yesterday’s news tomorrow."
\nguest6: I enjoyed it.
\nguest6: I am a publisher of a Jewish paper in the midwest.
\nYourMoralLeader: wow
\nYourMoralLeader: very cool
\nguest6: Do you make any money from your books?
\nYourMoralLeader: Can we do an interview for my blog about your experiences in Jewish journalism?
\nYourMoralLeader: Very little
\nYourMoralLeader: Sum total from all five, less than $3000
\nguest6: Or is it more from your "industry" work?
\nYourMoralLeader: I’ve made most of my money from writing on porn, yes.
\nYourMoralLeader: But quit that six months ago.
\nEmma: lol
\nYourMoralLeader: so now I live off credit cards
\nguest6: I may not be the best one for this. I am not Alana Newhouse.
\nYourMoralLeader: and escort work!
\nYourMoralLeader: how many papers you print each week?
\nYourMoralLeader: yeah, she’s hot and funny
\nguest6: I started the paper here. It competes with a PR rag.
\nYourMoralLeader: how many papers you print each week?
\nguest6: I come out twice a month. It sucks. I am the pub, the editor, the layout designer and many time reporter of breaking news
\nGUAPO: what it do!
\nguest6: We are a small two person operation. I am considering getting out of it. the "Calling" is gone.
\nguest6: I am also a member of the local Orthodox community, so I enjoyed your observations.
\nGUAPO: yo feelin well today luke?
\nYourMoralLeader: 6, it is a tough road, not much $$$
\nGUAPO: yeah luke i felt that anger in you yesterday son
\nGUAPO: it was real disapointing to find you in that condition
\nguest6: What type of girl you looking for? You are a hard shidach I am sure.
\nRussianDragon: one will happen to you luke i can feel it
\nguest6: You have plenty of time to grow a beard in the coming weeks.
\nGUAPO: so luke you bone any b**ches lately?
\nRussianDragon: lol
\nGUAPO: my girl laronda feel you luke.. she wanna hook up
\nRussianDragon: static is better
\nguest6: static
\nYourMoralLeader: 6, how long you been publishing this paper?
\nGUAPO: she real fine
\nGUAPO: she look like tyra bank only poor
\nguest6: Midwestern Orthodox women probably not for you
\nGUAPO: yo luke you real cheerful today
\nguest6: Shomer Negiah?
\nYourMoralLeader: Emma, r u shomer negiah?
\nEmma: Yes
\nGUAPO: luke you you bone a porno chick?
\nYourMoralLeader: a half dozen, guapo, but I was a different man then
\nGUAPO: i done boned a chick who was in my local porno shop manager
\nSanitationEngineer: Levi Ben Avraham, do you which sanatation engineer this is?
\nguest6: Well, I got to go. Now that I know you are here. I may return. I can’t promise you anything about a girl.
\nRussianDragon: HI EMMAAAAAAAA
\nGUAPO: luke how old that picture where you look real different
\nGUAPO: name one porno slut you was bangin luke
\nSanitationEngineer: Luke…….
\nguest6: Good meeting oyu too. Take care.
\nYourMoralLeader: Kitten Natividad, Kimberly Kummings, Kendra Jade, Hayley Rivers, Holly Randall
\nSanitationEngineer: you didn’t answer my qwestion…
\nYourMoralLeader: dunno
\nEmma: Lol Luke
\nRussianDragon: take your lithium and put your helmet on
\nGUAPO: yeah the one wheree you look real proper
\nEmma: And the list goes ooooooooooooooooon
\nYourMoralLeader: I was a different man then Emma. I’ve changed. No longer boning sluts.
\nSanitationEngineer: I am trying to sanitize the behavior of Rabbis in the hood…………
\nYourMoralLeader: Thank G-d
\nGUAPO: 2 years old??? nigga i thought that was like 20 years ago<\/p>\n
\nCaptainObvious: you can always be lifted up vlad, it’s never too late
\nUser FidelGoldstein changed their name to BBW.
\nVladTheImpaler: at least in the gutter you cant fall any further
\nCaptainObvious: below the gutter, there is the sewer, but don’t go there
\nBBW: BBW here, looking for an age appropriate man to date. Who here measures up?
\nBBW: This man with the beard looks like my level.
\nBBW: I think we could be a good match. I’m an alluring BBW who takes no guff.
\nBBW: I’m so sick of men who think they are still boys.
\nVladTheImpaler: hey luke looks like you’ve pulled
\nBBW: I want a man who appreciates a robusto woman, a woman’s woman who is all woman.
\nBBW: Luke, do you like fine dining?
\nBBW: Because I do.
\nBBW: Also, deep conversations.
\nBBW: How deeply can you converse with a real woman?
\nBBW: Why would I want a snail when there are so many snakes in the garden?
\nYourPersonalAdvisor: To be a moral leader, you must have moral fiber each and every day.
\nYourPersonalAdvisor: Fred Thomison has a lot of moral fiber.
\nBBW: Too much moral fiber, and you have bowel problems.
\nVladTheImpaler: lol
\nYourPersonalAdvisor: But didn’t have the strength to press his presidency luck
\nBBW: If I deigned to date you, I would make a man of you
\nYourPersonalAdvisor: Too much moral fiber cause cause human growth on your face instead of you ass.
\nBBW: NO more playing with yourself or toying with the affection of inappropriate girls
\nBBW: To begin with, this music will change
\nBBW: I prefer Dave Mathews
\nVladTheImpaler: bugger off bbw i like inappropriate girls
\nYourPersonalAdvisor: Music is very soothing. It’s a lot better than the christains music called THE DONUTMAN
\nBBW: I’m not looking for a gay pervert, but a real man whowill appreciate me
\nBBW: Also, I am Jewish
\nVladTheImpaler: yep lik i said bbw a man with a big dick
\nBBW: I want to share the religious rituals together
\nEmma: You sound desperate
\nBBW: Every other day I will wrap the leather around MY arms, and you will clean house
\nVladTheImpaler: i do religious rituals. chopping heads of goats and abusing virgins
\nBBW: I will use my mighty lulav to discipline you if I catch you looking at another
\nBBW: I will make you sit on an esrog
\nBBW: We will study the Talmud together
\nDoooDaaa: wrf
\nUser guest58 left the room.
\nBBW: Also, I am a former Bais Yakov girl
\nVladTheImpaler: lmao
\nBBW: With a degree in social services
\nBBW: I also expect you to get a real job
\nDoooDaaa: and a red neck
\nVladTheImpaler: a blow job ??
\nBBW: Or to give really great back rubs
\nYourMoralLeader: I want someone to pay my rent
\nYourMoralLeader: I’ll compromise on the rest
\nBBW: And enough with that smiling
\nYourPersonalAdvisor: Pay your rent. What kind of Jewish Commandor are you?
\nBBW: If I accept you into my life, rent will be no consideration
\nYourMoralLeader: i like this
\nYourMoralLeader: i need some discipline
\nDoooDaaa: are u gay bbw?
\nYourPersonalAdvisor: I better report this to your General Massage.
\nEmma: lol
\nBBW: I have a Ford Escort that I will let you drive
\nBBW: 1989 model runs well enough for you
\nYourPersonalAdvisor: Only gay people choose old models.
\nBBW: I wish you were here with me so that I could show you the way of life
\nBBW: It was not old when I bought it used
\nBBW: Old models for old people.
\nYourPersonalAdvisor: You are old.
\nBBW: That’s why my old Escort is just the car Luke needs
\nYourPersonalAdvisor: You account is about to expire.
\nYourPersonalAdvisor: That’s why you’re old.
\nYourMoralLeader: I’m tempted
\nBBW: YOu should be tempted
\nYourPersonalAdvisor: You need to re-register on moral leader site to get his forgiveness.
\nBBW: I am raw woman.
\nDoooDaaa: ?
\nBBW: Do you like oysters?
\nEmma: lmfao
\nYourMoralLeader: no
\nBBW: We could eat them together and have long walks along the beach as we plan our future together
\nYourPersonalAdvisor: BBW = Barbra Bushu White
\nVladTheImpaler: bbw how do you feel about sex
\nBBW: I want to sit on your face. Bush against bush.
\nYourPersonalAdvisor: Raw women has good raw materials.
\nYourMoralLeader: I’m just a boy
\nBBW: I do not shave. It disgusts me that women do.
\nEmma: lol!!
\nBBW: God made me with a very hairy bush and legs
\nBBW: And that’s how things will stay
\nVladTheImpaler: i like what women do
\nguest57: lmao
\nBBW: But I expect you to shave your chest
\nDoooDaaa: god help me
\nYourPersonalAdvisor: When they do jumping jack, you can hear their "others" make noise. It sould like a seal skipping on ice.
\nBBW: Although you don’t seem like the sort who has a hairy chest
\nBBW: Show us your chest NOW
\nguest57: lmao
\nEmma: lmao
\nBBW: Also, if you have man breasts, then you will have to go on a diet.
\nBBW: Fat is natural on a woman, disgusting on a man
\nBBW: Ashelf of fat on the lower abdomen effectively shortens the penis, concerning which, I have additional requirements
\nYourPersonalAdvisor: Also it could sound like a Ketchup Bottle that is nearly empty. Trying to get that last ketchup on the buns. Mmmmmmmmmmm Thats sound like old fart.
\nBBW: I will need you to dress better before I let you meet my many fabulous friends
\nYourPersonalAdvisor: I advise you to start eating "Total" which give you 100 percent Fiber.
\nBBW: I assume you are gay friendly, which is essential
\nYourPersonalAdvisor: It’ll also give you 100 iron but that only for you ass because I’m about the boot you soon.
\nBBW: You also need a haircut
\nBBW: And a real job, like paralegal
\nYourPersonalAdvisor: If your ass was 100 percent iron, you would go far.. So you lucky to stay.
\nYourPersonalAdvisor: Allow me to give you my blessing.
\nYourMoralLeader: Thank you
\nCaptainObvious: watch out Luke, I think BBW is a Domme
\nYourPersonalAdvisor: Dear Lord. I blame BBW for making the movie "THE PASSION" Please give those jews as we set BBW an example of wrongfully develope human.
\nBBW: I am Rubenesque, I am the woman men really want
\nBBW: Not stick figurines.
\nBBW: Emma, he’s old enough to be your grandpa
\nYourPersonalAdvisor: Please give BBW a guiding light to the bathroom because I can smell fart from my distance.
\nBBW: Real women have curves
\nBBW: I am a woman with curves in all the right places
\nles: hi yourmoralleader.in bangor,wales,8o miles from manchester u stated u had visited free with your work?
\nEmma: You wanna take this outside BBW?
\nCaptainObvious: she’ll sit on you and win emma
\nYourPersonalAdvisor: Real women?!?!? Real women sags don’t hangs like a grandfather clock and they don’t drowl on their key board.
\nBBW: Men seem to like me. Try generous.net, and you will see there is an entire web site dedicated to the adoration of women like me
\nYourMoralLeader: Les,
\nYourMoralLeader: I lived in manchester 18 months
\nYourMoralLeader: 1970-71
\nBBW: I have no shortage of men, but I want a Jewish man I can mold into the man I want him to be
\nBBW: Luke seems putty-like
\nDoooDaaa: generous.net ffs
\nYourMoralLeader: true
\nYourPersonalAdvisor: If men like you, then why are you on here? A computer is not a man.. It’s Man…ufactured products.
\nUser guest57 left the room.
\nCaptainObvious: hardy har har
\nEmma: Get your pottery wheel out then
\nBBW: I see myself locking Luke in the closet when he is not working, servicing my sexual needs, or cleaning the house
\nBBW: His pole is not long enough to do the job right
\nDoooDaaa: looks like he woud make someone a good wife someday
\nYourPersonalAdvisor: Look what you did BBW, you crap over the floor like a leaping hippo. Shame on you sumo!
\nBBW: You just know there are bedbugs in that place
\nYourMoralLeader: I’m good at cleaning house
\nBBW: I will dress you up in a nice maid’s outfit
\nEmma: lmao
\nBBW: And you will like it
\nYourMoralLeader: You are right
\nBBW: alas, I cannot buy you a longer pole
\nles: you said u would like to visit uk again any plans when
\nBBW: We will daven together on Shabbos, hand in hand
\nBBW: We will have a women rabbi
\nBBW: And Luke, you will go to the mikvah with me
\nBBW: At night, I will stun you with my loving charms
\nBBW: He will forget all about you when my musky scent fills his nostrils
\nBBW: I’m glad to see that you are gay friendly, Luke
\nBBW: Musky was my senator years ago
\nBBW: I don’t think you are serious about being a Jewish man.
\nBBW: A real Jewish man weds a real Jewish woman, which is what I am
\nDoooDaaa: by the way fearless leader wheres that little beany thing u guys wear?
\nDoooDaaa: on ur head
\nDoooDaaa: cover up the bald spot
\nBBW: That’s not remotely Jewish music
\nBBW: So few of your choices in life are truly Jewish
\nmorallyCORRUPT: HOW FUKKING HARD DO I HAVE TO BLAST YOU, TO HAVE YOU BAN ME????!!!!!!
\nBBW: Three hours with me will fix 90% of what is wrong with you and most men in the world
\nLilithena: Can we talk about nice things? Spring is in the air
\nmorallyCORRUPT: ’cause this dude’s clearly a kook.
\nLilithena: I could do a paper on this
\nDoooDaaa: that profile reminds me of PeeWee Herman
\nLilithena: Could someone fill me in on who is fighting with whom here?
\nEmma: Nobody is fighting
\nDoooDaaa: hey BBW ever been caught pleasuring urself in the closet?
\nBBW: It is men who are in the closet who ask inane questions like that. If and when I want to pleasure myself, I do it unashamedly
\nBBW: The only question I have for luke is this: do you have the raw material with which to be worth my time?
\nBBW: Because having had the real thing, pigs in a blanket will no longer do it for me
\nEmma: Well…storms over
\nLilithena: I’m taking notes here
\nLilithena: I will write a paper on this for my psych class
\nBBW: Look at him…..he thinks he is the c**k of the walk but he is c**k of nothing
\nBBW: Boy-males like him are why so many terrific women out there are still single
\nBBW: OMG, are you HOMOPHOBIC?
\nYourMoralLeader: Why Do All Plays These Days Feature Either Gays, Jews Or AIDS?
\nUser DoooDaaa left the room.
\nBBW: Because that is a deal breaker for me
\nBBW: I have many gay friends
\nBBW: I’m leaving now. You are not for me<\/p>\n
\nGiaJordan: I know Holly’s favorite movie is star wars
\nYourMoralConfusion: ignore me
\nYourMoralConfusion: i’m having my period
\nYourMoralConfusion: im having a midol moment
\nStuntmanBurt: I was only asking…….what’s a moral leader tho’
\nYourMoralConfusion: star wars?
\nYourMoralConfusion: oy gevalt
\nYourMoralConfusion: such a goyische movie
\nGiaJordan: (laughing)
\nGiaJordan: Brad Pitt fan?
\nYourMoralConfusion: blech
\nStuntmanBurt: true
\nStuntmanBurt: But your supposed to lead??
\nYourMoralConfusion: luke recite one of your prayers in hebrew for us
\nYourMoralConfusion: i’m keen to learn
\nYourMoralConfusion: those funny little letters
\nYourMoralConfusion: they are quite amusing
\nStuntmanBurt: You can speak hewbrew?
\nGiaJordan: If Holly went on a diet would you take her back?
\nYourMoralConfusion: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
\nYourMoralConfusion: FTW!!!!!!
\nEmma: wow
\nEmma: lol
\nStuntmanBurt: Is that Jewish??
\nStuntmanBurt: Me
\nYourMoralConfusion: yes
\nYourMoralConfusion: it’s ‘jewish’
\nGiaJordan: yes I live in LA
\nYourMoralConfusion: are LA jews different than NY jews?
\nYourMoralConfusion: are they more laid back?
\nYourMoralConfusion: less intense?
\nStuntmanBurt: Can you stop playing that, I have to stand up, everytime you play it!!
\nYourMoralConfusion: smoke more pot?
\nYourMoralConfusion: LOL @ stuntman
\nStuntmanBurt: In fact, show some respect! stand up!!!!
\nGiaJordan: I talked to holly today and she misses you Luke
\nYourMoralConfusion: are those bottle filled with urine?
\njanice: lol whats he doing?
\nUser guest73 left the room.
\nYourMoralConfusion: exercise
\nEmma: Lol Janice Luke could teach you a thing or too about excercise
\nStuntmanBurt: This should be Take you to my Leader!
\nGiaJordan: Old people drink grape juice
\nStuntmanBurt: me
\njanice: hahahahahaha lol
\nEmma: lol
\njanice: he is funny
\nYourMoralConfusion: lol they dont’ want to break a sweat
\njanice: hahahahahahahahahahahaha
\nYourMoralConfusion: that’s so funny
\nStuntmanBurt: That guy f**ked up!………..ummmmmmm! you made me swear!
\nGiaJordan: He used to make Holly exercise when they were dating
\nYourMoralConfusion: he made holly exercise?
\nStuntmanBurt: Your scaring me!
\nGiaJordan: yeah he said she was getting too heavy
\nYourMoralConfusion: would you make holly shave her head and wear a wig if you married her luke?
\njanice: hahahahahah
\nYourMoralConfusion: that’s the orthodox way
\njanice: right on luke!
\njanice: this site is so funny
\nYourMoralConfusion: how about intercourse in a hole in the sheet
\nYourMoralConfusion: i do that now and i’m not even a jew
\nEmma: Lol Jan
\njanice: wow he is really moving
\nEmma: lmao
\nYourMoralConfusion: how passionate
\nStuntmanBurt: This is not a good advert for becoming Jewish?
\nYourMoralConfusion: you’re like a byron poem of emotion luke
\njanice: hahahahahahahahahaha
\njanice: oh this is great!
\nYourMoralConfusion: im impressed luke, that’s more exercise than i’ve done in 3 months
\nEmma: lol!
\nStuntmanBurt: I don’t want to be a Jew anymore!
\nGiaJordan: moral must be Holly
\nYourMoralConfusion: who me?
\njanice: hahahahahahahahah
\nYourMoralConfusion: this webcam is every kind of awesome
\njanice: wow has he been doing this all day?
\nEmma: Nope he just started
\nEmma: Just sit through it
\nYourMoralConfusion: i dont’ want ot be a jew any more either, i want a refund on my foreskin
\nEmma: Might take a while
\nStuntmanBurt: lol
\nGiaJordan: Take Holly back Luke
\njanice: hahahahahahahahah
\njanice: hahahahahahahahahaha
\nEmma: lol
\nYourMoralConfusion: im trying to figure out who gia is
\njanice: you’re comical luke
\nYourMoralConfusion: it’s not gia
\nStuntmanBurt: In your closet!
\nEmma: Incredible Hulk
\nYourMoralConfusion: i think it’s daBurg
\nStuntmanBurt: Or under your bed!
\nGiaJordan: You guys are perfect together Luke.
\nguest74: how old are you then
\nEmma: Getting tired now
\nEmma: lol
\njanice: lol emma
\nYourMoralConfusion: put on some wagner luke
\njanice: hahahahahahahahah
\nguest74: lol
\nYourMoralConfusion: not that pomp and circumstance nonsense
\nStuntmanBurt: Ok, Luke, I’m going now. Maybey this Moral leading thing, really is’nt your bag??. you might want to think about another job o.k!
\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: we clean your toliets!!!!!!!
\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: why am I hearing music?
\n11ManMinyan: Word is the Rav got the idea from watching the movie "This Is Spinal Tap"
\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: is music-ala-luke-ak?
\nYourMoralLeader: we have distinguished visitors tonight
\n11ManMinyan: And why not? But the fear is that the Satmars will go to a 12 man minyan just to make us look bad
\nEmma: Lol Luke
\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: so luke .. are you going to be wearing one of those funny hats soon?
\nYourMoralLeader: Yet in the entire history of the Jewish people I don’t know of any source that says that it is good to be poor,
\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: can I buy adspace on it?
\n11ManMinyan: But what can they do? Suppose you have what you think are ten Jews in a minyan, and one of them turns out to be a so-so convert who listens to goyishe church music all day long? Can such a man be trusted?
\nEmma: lol
\n11ManMinyan: Rather then expel him or shame him, better to have that 11th man present
\nYourMoralLeader: is it against the Torah to listen to church music?
\n11ManMinyan: It is not against the Torah, but it does raise questions
\n11ManMinyan: What do you do with a Jew like that?
\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: all I will say to luke .. allah akbar shallah!!!!!!!!
\n11ManMinyan: It would be like a Rebbetzin singing songs from the Sound of Music
\n11ManMinyan: It would raise questions.
\nYourMoralLeader: what about a sage sucking on a lollipop while listening to a torah lecture?
\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: btw .. what does mean mean exactly .? .. I know the d-heads who kill people like to say that a lot when they are doing so.. its that a clue?
\nYourMoralLeader: that bothers me
\n11ManMinyan: The apple does not fall far from the tree.
\nYourMoralLeader: abide with me
\n11ManMinyan: They fear the outsider, the goy in his shabbos best
\n11ManMinyan: I have to admit that the goyim have better music
\nYourMoralLeader: you betcha
\n11ManMinyan: We’ve got Rock of Ages, but that’s about that
\n11ManMinyan: Also, the lure of the Shiksa is an ongoing threat, too. Between Xtian music, Xtian women, and the suspect convert, there is a real sense of paranoia in Lakewood
\n11ManMinyan: It is like America in the fifties, when there was this fear of a communist under ever bed. Now there is fear of a shiksa in every bed.
\n11ManMinyan: We see this also in our food.
\n11ManMinyan: People now realize that most fruits and vegetables have tiny insects in there, so they have to inspect more and more
\n11ManMinyan: So this drives up the cost of Kosher food even more.
\nYourMoralLeader: lakewood goy\/jew is still a crook
\n11ManMinyan: Then there is that new Applied Science Mitzvah lab in Telse Yeshiva, a nightmare
\nYourMoralLeader: 11, I’ve learned to embrace my fears of the shiksa.
\n11ManMinyan: They are studying static electricity and carpets.<\/p>\n
\n11ManMinyan: A waste of money
\n11ManMinyan: Also, only an idiot uses those services, as they are totally infiltrated by every police department under the sun and beholden to the mafia
\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: can’t believe you don’t read ERS much any more .. you would have seen that my Pellicano girl .. was all they said she was .. (and more) .. some great lines in her under oath testimony before the fed court
\n11ManMinyan: Word is, the NY State police knew all about Eliot Spitzer well before the feds got to him
\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: MAFIA! .. those are my people .. badda bing .. badda boom ..
\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: yeah they probably dropped him off at the hooks house
\nYourMoralLeader: oy ve
\n11ManMinyan: A governor who was the AG bad news
\n11ManMinyan: So now NY has a swinger governor
\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: the old yiddish I know is .. HA-KALM to LIFE .. man I always loved that telethon! .. way bette than Jerry Lewis!
\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: The dancing , the music, those guys know how to party!
\n11ManMinyan: It seems quiet in here. Where is the frolicing of the young maden?
\nYourMoralLeader: oy
\n11ManMinyan: Luke, you should invite some Bais Yakov girls in here
\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: Yakov Smirnoff?
\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: I luv that guy ..
\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: where did he go?
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\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: Luke .. Luke .. come out .. come out .. whereever you are!
\n11ManMinyan: He went where all men must go, when their time comes
\n11ManMinyan: Behold!
\n11ManMinyan: Here is a man!
\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: to be made into crackers? like Solent Green?
\n11ManMinyan: Tam Tams
\n11ManMinyan: Over what?
\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: what the hell is that? . toast at 6:30?
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\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: come on luke .. be a real man and go get some TOP RAMEN .. the only thing REAL MEN eat!
\n11ManMinyan: If this man ate pastrami, he would be wealthy
\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: what is this? .. a cooking show?
\n11ManMinyan: Vegetarianism is not Jewish. It does not make you a goy, any more than listening to goyishe music all day long makes you one, but it raises questions.
\n11ManMinyan: Hence the need for 11ManMinyans
\n11ManMinyan: Culturally, this cannot be comforting to the other nine men in any minyan Luke prays with.
\n11ManMinyan: Country music,Christianity, and peanut butter
\n11ManMinyan: A very stable situation.
\n11ManMinyan: You know, if one of your relatives was hell bent on having you committed, this would be just the material they’d need
\nYourMoralLeader: the last supper
\nYourMoralLeader: and only you are hear to witness
\nYourMoralLeader: give my regards to pico\/robertson
\n11ManMinyan: What would the Juden have played if the Titanic had been a Jewish cruise ship?
\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: YANNI!!!!
\nYourMoralLeader: aleinu
\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: luke wanna break a story?
\nYourMoralLeader: yes
\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: I will give you a tip ..
\nYourMoralLeader: ok
\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: the tip is a well known blogger in LA says he "shared" in pulizter prizes .. he didn’t.. lying on the resume .. not good
\nYourMoralLeader: hmm
\nYourMoralLeader: Kevin Roderick?
\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: check it out .. I don’t know who it is yet .. but a little birdie told me so
\n11ManMinyan: Eh . . . Walter Duranty actually did get a Pulitzer prize, and for covering up Stalin’s crimes.
\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: like a well known blogger claiming to have won pulizters … that is one for you!
\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: follow me to the promised land … oh brother Luke .. the false prophet must be sent back to where it is he came from!
\nguest88: is tonights leader lession about how not to eat properly
\nYourMoralLeader: y
\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: yes . and luke is an A student! .. P and Jelly dinner of champions! .. elvis liked bannas on his..
\nguest88: i think you know
\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: Don’t let anybody otherwise .. you are the KING! .. THE KING BABY!
\n11ManMinyan: This music makes me hungry for a bag of pretzels
\nguest88: time to go great night all
\nguest88: if you learn to eat better you will be better
\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: luke . this is your moral compass speaking you must go to the promised land .. you must expose the false prophet .. LEAD US TO DELIVERIENCE! (from blogger HELL!)
\nguest88: this must be your mother
\nYourMoralLeader: hi mom
\nguest88: ha ha
\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: do you need a robe? sandals? .. I know people! . i can help you dress the part!
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\n11ManMinyan: It is the warm tug of Christianity, luring Luke to a date with Destiny
\n11ManMinyan: I see this man in Ireland, abandoning 15 years of work
\n11ManMinyan: In an afternoon
\n11ManMinyan: All the signs are here.
\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: I know DESTINY .. she is HOT! .. ya da man LUKE!
\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: I think she’s LATINA TOO! (even better!)
\n11ManMinyan: Jesus was more likely to have been born this time of year, so the music is, at least in that sense, appropriate
\n11ManMinyan: Baby Jesus beats bearded Rabbis for warm squshy feelings
\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: christmas in March .. how touching …
\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: sells better too .. as we all know .. cha-ching!
\n11ManMinyan: I don’t see why we cannot have Christmas twice a year.
\nYourMoralLeader: beats the miami boys yeshiva choir
\n11ManMinyan: Besides, the economy needs it
\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: everyday is christmas at lukes havel .. (please pass the non alch.. sparkingly cider please luke!)
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\n11ManMinyan: Luke, do you drink alcohol?
\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: where have you gone havel-meister?
\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: this is mission control .. capt Luke . come in do you read?
\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: No … can u put on some RUN DMC?
\n11ManMinyan: Play some JSBach
\n11ManMinyan: Luke, coming here brings me closer to Christ
\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: How bout some WHITE SNAKE? … maybe the SEX PISTOLS? ..
\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: coming here brings me closer to ANYTHING but LUKE!
\n11ManMinyan: Deep in his heart is the Love of Christ.
\n11ManMinyan: Hence the need for 11manminyans
\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: praise allah, praise buddah, praise (fill in the blank)..
\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: MINTY FRESH?
\n11ManMinyan: No meat, no alcohol, Christian liturgical music.
\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: IM geting dizzy!
\n11ManMinyan: And Shiksas Galore.
\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: great special effect luke . the havel has gone hi-tech I see!
\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: like that fake beard of yours? did you get that cinema secrets in Burbank.. home of OJ’s fake gotee?
\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: I’ll buy you lunch if you shave your head and beard right now LIVE on the LUKE CAM!<\/p>\n