{"id":2586,"date":"2008-03-30T10:27:36","date_gmt":"2008-03-30T18:27:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2586"},"modified":"2008-03-30T17:44:55","modified_gmt":"2008-03-31T01:44:55","slug":"im-live-on-my-cam-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2586","title":{"rendered":"I’m Live On My Cam"},"content":{"rendered":"

Click here to visit and chat<\/a>.<\/p>\n

MysteryMan:  Did something untoward happen to the leader?
\nalexanderthegreat:  he sneezed
\nEmma:  lol
\nMysteryMan:  A sneeze is just the soul’s way of fleeing the body
\nalexanderthegreat:  oh right
\nEmma:  Ive heard something like that before
\nMysteryMan:  I just read that Muslims now outnumber Catholics
\nUser guest132 left the room.
\nEmma:  I see
\nalexanderthegreat:  can someone here ask you a serious question leader
\nEmma:  Interesting
\nMysteryMan:  There’s only one morally correct way of fixing that imbalance.
\nalexanderthegreat:  wots that then
\nMysteryMan:  Procreaton
\nMysteryMan:  Procreation
\nMysteryMan:  Let every sperm be sacred
\nalexanderthegreat:  monty python
\nYourMoralFuhrer:  is menachem schneerson the Mishiach Luke?
\nYourMoralLeader:  no
\nYourMoralFuhrer:  do i can quit worshipping him
\nalexanderthegreat:  r u open to questions luke
\nMysteryMan:  I would like to see our moral climate change to where a single woman, upon seeing a man casting his seed uselessly upon the earth, scoops it up and stuffs it into her netherregions in an attempt to turn that sperm into a human child
\nMysteryMan:  No, swallowing is useless
\nalexanderthegreat:  mystery man you are very strange
\nMysteryMan:  I am a forward thinker
\nMysteryMan:  A true progressive
\nYourMoralLeader:  ya
\nalexanderthegreat:  no just strange
\nMysteryMan:  Quantum mechanics was strange to those who first encountered it
\nMysteryMan:  Think of me as a quantum mechanical being, passing through your world
\nEmma:  I know!
\nYourMoralFuhrer:  you’re a sex blogger
\nEmma:  lol
\nMysteryMan:  I speak not of sex, but procreation
\nYourMoralFuhrer:  and most of us are men
\nYourMoralFuhrer:  what else shold it be about
\nMysteryMan:  I began by discussing Islam’s rise<\/p>\n

I just had a 25-year old engine installed in my car. It cost me $2900. It is guaranteed for 90 days. I think it is time for a long road trip to test it out. Maybe I’ll go to Yosemite and Oregon and all the way up to Vancouver.<\/p>\n

If I retire at age 62, I’ll get $606 a month from Social Security. If I retire at age 70, my payment will be about $1,068. Does that make you hot?<\/p>\n

My estimated taxable earnings per year after 2007 are $9,995.<\/p>\n

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Click here to visit and chat. MysteryMan:  Did something untoward happen to the leader? alexanderthegreat:  he sneezed Emma:  lol MysteryMan:  A sneeze is just the soul’s way of fleeing the body alexanderthegreat:  oh right Emma:  Ive heard something like that … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[3253,3249,3256,30472,3244,29863,902,3248,3246,3255,3247,647,3250,3245,3252,3251,3254,1324],"class_list":["post-2586","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-catholics","tag-climate-change","tag-earth","tag-emma","tag-forward-thinker","tag-islam","tag-lol","tag-monty-python","tag-moral-climate","tag-muslims","tag-mystery-man","tag-nbsp","tag-procreation","tag-quantum-mechanics","tag-single-woman","tag-sneeze","tag-sperm","tag-wots"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t