{"id":2583,"date":"2008-03-29T23:07:44","date_gmt":"2008-03-30T07:07:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2583"},"modified":"2008-03-30T17:45:52","modified_gmt":"2008-03-31T01:45:52","slug":"i-need-a-woman-wholl-make-me-feel-like-dr-marc-b-shapiro-for-a-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2583","title":{"rendered":"I Need A Woman Who’ll Make Me Feel Like Dr Marc B. Shapiro For A Night"},"content":{"rendered":"

I was so knocked out by the scholar’s enthusiasm and erudition that I want to add his personality to my Sybil<\/a>-like pantheon of performance possibilities.<\/p>\n

I want to be able to snap my fingers and say at any time day or night some verse from the Torah and then follow up with how the sages understood it and the commentators and how the Shulchan Aruch based its legal reasoning on an errant text.<\/p>\n

Man, I’d feel like a big man if I could do that. I’d no longer need levitra.<\/p>\n

But I can’t do this on my own. I have to see in my woman’s eyes that she thinks I’m as dynamic as Dr. Shapiro.<\/p>\n

Will let you know how this goes.<\/p>\n

I gave the good professor a 25-minute ride to the airport Saturday night and on the way risked his life and mine by interviewing him. I figure my blog is worth the risk.<\/p>\n

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