{"id":2565,"date":"2008-03-27T11:23:21","date_gmt":"2008-03-27T19:23:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2565"},"modified":"2008-03-28T17:03:59","modified_gmt":"2008-03-29T01:03:59","slug":"im-trying-out-my-summer-bathing-suit-live-on-cam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2565","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Trying Out My Summer Bathing Suits Live On Cam!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/yourmoralleader.camstreams.com\/\">Click here to watch and chat with the gedolim<\/a> as we analyze which outfits suit me best:<\/p>\n<p>ChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Blessed be this chat room.&nbsp; Or is that too goyish a blessing?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; &quot;May the All-Mighty keep our discourse Holy&quot;<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I like this new look.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; All it needs is a giant rabbit to walk across the scene.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; And actually Im not the type of girl who likes to get looked at thank you very much<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; who doesn&#8217;t like to be looked at?<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; it&#8217;s human nature to say &quot;look at me!&quot;<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; see, he&#8217;s saying it right now<br \/>\nwatchingyoublog:&nbsp; i should totally go see the cherry blossoms<br \/>\nwatchingyoublog:&nbsp; there are hordes of tourists who flocked here to see them and here i am<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; yeah don&#8217;t miss that<br \/>\nwatchingyoublog:&nbsp; sitting here watching luke in la<br \/>\nwatchingyoublog:&nbsp; today is peak blossom<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; then definitely don&#8217;t miss it<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; really pretty and it smells good too<br \/>\nwatchingyoublog:&nbsp; i need to make an important decision<br \/>\nwatchingyoublog:&nbsp; and i am hesitating about it<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; What decision?<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; Luke&#8217;s ass will be here tomorrow, but hte cherry blossoms wont<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Yeah Luke likes to be looked at <br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; What age are you Luke?<br \/>\nBarakObamaBabyMama:&nbsp; I know<br \/>\nBarakObamaBabyMama:&nbsp; but will not tell<br \/>\nBarakObamaBabyMama:&nbsp; There is much that I know but will not tell<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Lol bara<br \/>\nBarakObamaBabyMama:&nbsp; My mother and I raised Luke since we found him in an alley.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Hello Diddy<br \/>\nBarakObamaBabyMama:&nbsp; I hear sounds in the backgroud&#8230;.sounds that, in LA, are normally made by Mexicans at work<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; Emma..you still here&#8230;my G-d..donyou not have a life outside Luke?<br \/>\nUser guest905 changed their name to ragheadali.<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; hi Emma..<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Yes actually I&#8217;m not here long<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; Oh good<br \/>\nUser DerangedConformist left the room.<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; it&#8217;s always nice to drop by and say hello..I can&#8217;t stay long myself<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Too bad<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; how are things in The Old Sod?<br \/>\nBarakObamaBabyMama:&nbsp; I can stay for a long long time<br \/>\nragheadali:&nbsp; i cant stay long either on a flyin mission soon<br \/>\nBarakObamaBabyMama:&nbsp; All without viagra<br \/>\nBarakObamaBabyMama:&nbsp; Luke, be sure to have the cameras rolling when you kasher your abode for Passover<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Luke can you play some Libera&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\nBarakObamaBabyMama:&nbsp; I want to see how it is done, West Coast style<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; kasher? <br \/>\nBarakObamaBabyMama:&nbsp; to render kosher<br \/>\nBarakObamaBabyMama:&nbsp; this will involve a massive hunt for crumbs<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; I don&#8217;t have my Yiddisha dictionary out<br \/>\nBarakObamaBabyMama:&nbsp; Luke, did you ever have a bar mitzvah?<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; it&#8217;s that Hebrew equivalent of Christmas decorations<br \/>\nBarakObamaBabyMama:&nbsp; I ask, because in just a few months you turn 42, which is barmitzvah x 3.<br \/>\nBarakObamaBabyMama:&nbsp; Maybe you should mark your triple bar mitzvah,eh?<br \/>\nBarakObamaBabyMama:&nbsp; 13 years ago, were you a Jew?<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; 42&#8230;.still a young man&#8230;but getting older&#8230;it goes fast&#8230;you better make a play for Emma and get on with it<br \/>\nBarakObamaBabyMama:&nbsp; Where will the reception be?<br \/>\nBarakObamaBabyMama:&nbsp; I want to help you write your bar mitzvah speech<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; Emma&#8230;&#8230;could you live in Luke&#8217;s Hovel&#8230;two &quot;bugs in a rug&quot; as it were<br \/>\nBarakObamaBabyMama:&nbsp; &quot;Today, I am a man&quot;<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; No diddy<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; at 42 Luke shoud be picking a career soon<br \/>\nBarakObamaBabyMama:&nbsp; He&#8217;s young still.&nbsp; There is plenty of time<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; what you want to be when you grow up Luke?<br \/>\nBarakObamaBabyMama:&nbsp; 50 is the new 30<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; 42 is the answer<br \/>\nBarakObamaBabyMama:&nbsp; Luke, what vexes you?<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; 50 is the new 100<br \/>\nBarakObamaBabyMama:&nbsp; Is it a question of interpreting a shtickel of gemarrah?<br \/>\nBarakObamaBabyMama:&nbsp; You do have that look<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; You people ask too many questions lol<br \/>\nUser guest906 left the room.<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; Emma&#8230;what you doing?<br \/>\nBarakObamaBabyMama:&nbsp; Juden<br \/>\nBarakObamaBabyMama:&nbsp; What else do you expect?<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; where are you?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Ireland<br \/>\nBarakObamaBabyMama:&nbsp; When Irish eyes are smiling, the whole world smiles at you<br \/>\nBarakObamaBabyMama:&nbsp; I like the Irish.<br \/>\nBarakObamaBabyMama:&nbsp; When they are sober<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; Emma have you heard of Chaim Amalek&#8230;he&#8217;s a lonely Jew from new York..if you don&#8217;t want Luke there are other choices<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Thank you<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Diddy lol please stop<br \/>\nBarakObamaBabyMama:&nbsp; Emma, you should have my children<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; hahaha<br \/>\nBarakObamaBabyMama:&nbsp; you too<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; When they are sober..hahahaha that&#8217;s not often<br \/>\nBarakObamaBabyMama:&nbsp; What do you get when you cross an Irish woman with a Jew?<br \/>\nBarakObamaBabyMama:&nbsp; I don&#8217;t know, but it isn&#8217;t Jewish.<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; stop? why&#8230;I&#8217;m trying to fix you up with an American Jew..One real&#8230;one not so real..<br \/>\nBarakObamaBabyMama:&nbsp; That&#8217;s called Torah humor<\/p>\n<p>\nYourMoralFuhrer:&nbsp; lukd do you feel the impulse to commit crime is genetic in any way<br \/>\nBarakObamaBabyMama:&nbsp; Poles are good for fighting wars against Germans or Russians<br \/>\nBarakObamaBabyMama:&nbsp; My blood cholesterol levels no longer permit Mexican food&#8230;.or Indian food&#8230;or Texas steak&#8230;.or Cheesey pizza<br \/>\nYourMoralCollapse:&nbsp; Luke, Emma&#8217;s going to give good run for your money&#8230;&#8230;..in the cam world&#8230;. \ud83d\ude09<br \/>\nBarakObamaBabyMama:&nbsp; Turkey turkey and chicken and other plain bland things<br \/>\nYourMoralOutrage:&nbsp; Luke, was that your lady-servant?<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; lololo what is that an Irish lulibye<br \/>\nBarakObamaBabyMama:&nbsp; You gotta keep the mrs out of the cam audio<br \/>\nYourMoralFuhrer:&nbsp; is that your mexican slave?<br \/>\nYourMoralFuhrer:&nbsp; that you bought in Tijuana?<br \/>\nBarakObamaBabyMama:&nbsp; Emma, what do they make of Obama in Ireland?<br \/>\nHankYablonski:&nbsp; The hovel is a clean free zone.<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; How&#8217;s the Van running luke?<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; back on the road<br \/>\nBarakObamaBabyMama:&nbsp; How do you get around without a van?<br \/>\nBarakObamaBabyMama:&nbsp; rental car?<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; Dominicans in the Bronx and a shvartzer in the White House<br \/>\nYourMoralFuhrer:&nbsp; i thought all this was being recorded in his van<br \/>\nYourMoralFuhrer:&nbsp; $2200?<br \/>\nYourMoralFuhrer:&nbsp; you spent tht much<br \/>\nYourMoralFuhrer:&nbsp; get a fscking rice burner<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; he hitch hikes<br \/>\nBarakObamaBabyMama:&nbsp; You were not wise to invest that kind of money in that kind of vehicle<br \/>\nBarakObamaBabyMama:&nbsp; What sort of mileage does that van get?<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; very unwise&nbsp; should have left it there and put the 2K down on anew one..you are not a SMART JEW<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; Luke is a dumb Jew and there ain&#8217;t many<br \/>\nYourMoralFuhrer:&nbsp; luke is goyischekop<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; hahahaaaaaaaa<br \/>\nBarakObamaBabyMama:&nbsp; The day is coming when it will cost you more in gas a day than you are earning from your web ventures.<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; further proof that Luke is not a REAL Jew..he got the Van fixed<br \/>\nBarakObamaBabyMama:&nbsp; Also, women these days want their men to be &quot;green&quot;<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; the Van is Green..all that MOLD<br \/>\nOutlaw13:&nbsp; DAMN ! WHAT HAPPENS !<br \/>\nUser BarakObamaBabyMama changed their name to AMALEK.<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; is Emma still here..Emma don&#8217;t leave us..<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; emma has gone&#8230;.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; please leave a message<br \/>\nAMALEK:&nbsp; bye bye emma&#8230;..<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; Emma&nbsp; Emma ..I&#8217;m going to slash my writs&nbsp;&nbsp; arrrrggghhh!<br \/>\nUser KhunDiddy left the room.<br \/>\nAMALEK:&nbsp; I would never name a girl Natalie Emma, because then her name would be N. Emma<br \/>\nAMALEK:&nbsp; badda bing!<br \/>\nAMALEK:&nbsp; Luke, someone told me you are applying to law school<br \/>\nAMALEK:&nbsp; listen!<br \/>\nAMALEK:&nbsp; I hear a stream of water!<br \/>\nYourMoralFuhrer:&nbsp; it&#8217;s awesome that the camera follows him into the bathroom<br \/>\nYourMoralFuhrer:&nbsp; i can hear him pissing<br \/>\nAMALEK:&nbsp; Sounds like it could be in the country somewhere<br \/>\nAMALEK:&nbsp; and now a waterfall<br \/>\nAMALEK:&nbsp; Very rustic<br \/>\nAMALEK:&nbsp; Next up, exercise!<br \/>\nAMALEK:&nbsp; Then prayer!<br \/>\nAMALEK:&nbsp; Thus does he aggrandize the name of G-d.<\/p>\n<p>\nEmma:&nbsp; LOL!!!!!!!!<br \/>\nmartha:&nbsp; get some weights lol<br \/>\nAlJolson:&nbsp; Seems like he is mixing it up with an invisible pole&#8230;..this is a pole dance<br \/>\nmartha:&nbsp; looks like you controlling trafffic lol<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Thats the best excersise Ive ever seen lol!!<br \/>\nmartha:&nbsp; this way please lol<br \/>\nAlJolson:&nbsp; This sort of imagery will not chasten the enemies of Zion<br \/>\nmartha:&nbsp; i think he&#8217;ll be good at the birdie song lol<br \/>\nmartha:&nbsp;&nbsp; or superman<br \/>\nguest919:&nbsp; comming in for landing&#8230;.<br \/>\nmartha:&nbsp; sit down <br \/>\nmartha:&nbsp; get a drink<br \/>\nmartha:&nbsp; wot??<br \/>\nmartha:&nbsp; wot?<br \/>\nmartha:&nbsp; wow all those books<br \/>\nAlJolson:&nbsp; Show us a box of Matzos<br \/>\nAlJolson:&nbsp; Drinking Yellow again<br \/>\nmartha:&nbsp; juice time lol<br \/>\nguest919:&nbsp; keep goin mate<br \/>\nmartha:&nbsp; cider???<br \/>\nAlJolson:&nbsp; wowww<br \/>\nAlJolson:&nbsp; no<br \/>\nmartha:&nbsp; is it??<br \/>\nAlJolson:&nbsp; Luke&#8217;s recycled home brew<br \/>\nmartha:&nbsp; oh no<br \/>\nmartha:&nbsp; this song<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Better song&#8230;..<br \/>\nmartha:&nbsp; blondie<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nmartha:&nbsp; heart of glass<br \/>\nmartha:&nbsp; noe oldie<br \/>\nAlJolson:&nbsp; Next stop: 1977.<br \/>\nmartha:&nbsp; like this<br \/>\nAlJolson:&nbsp; This sounds gay<br \/>\nmartha:&nbsp; it is lol<br \/>\nAlJolson:&nbsp; This is the sort of music that gays used to bugger themselves with<br \/>\nmartha:&nbsp; you should know<br \/>\nguest919:&nbsp; lmao<br \/>\nAlJolson:&nbsp; Many a case of HIV was contracted with Blondie in the background<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol wtf Luke<br \/>\nAlJolson:&nbsp; oh zap<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nguest919:&nbsp; I AM HE_MAN<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nmartha:&nbsp; yeah wotever lol<br \/>\nmartha:&nbsp; oh listen to those groans lol<br \/>\nUser guest921 left the room.<br \/>\nAlJolson:&nbsp; We are the enablers of this man&#8217;s life<br \/>\nmartha:&nbsp; put some new music on#<br \/>\nAlJolson:&nbsp; But for us, he would either kill himself or make something of himself<br \/>\nUser guest925 left the room.<br \/>\nmartha:&nbsp; six pack<br \/>\nAlJolson:&nbsp; Play &quot;Afternoon Delight&quot;<br \/>\nguest924:&nbsp; excuse me for asking, but what the f**k&#8217;s going on here like?<br \/>\nUser guest923 left the room.<br \/>\nmartha:&nbsp; do you ever tidy up it looks like a bomb site behind you<br \/>\nguest919:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nguest919:&nbsp; ask luke<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol 92<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; 4<br \/>\nmartha:&nbsp; this is the moral leader performing lol<br \/>\nAlJolson:&nbsp; This is a Jew, exercising<br \/>\nmartha:&nbsp; it&#8217;s fun <br \/>\nAlJolson:&nbsp; Bottles of his own urine in each hand<br \/>\nguest924:&nbsp; I daren&#8217;t<br \/>\nmartha:&nbsp; yeah<br \/>\nUser guest922 left the room.<br \/>\nmartha:&nbsp; sit down now u scaring us lol<br \/>\nmartha:&nbsp; steady on<br \/>\nAlJolson:&nbsp; Somehow, I don&#8217;t think Arnold Swartzennegar got his start this way<br \/>\nguest919:&nbsp; omg he dyin<br \/>\nguest924:&nbsp; nice moves<br \/>\nmartha:&nbsp; yes lol<br \/>\nmartha:&nbsp; i think you look hot <br \/>\nguest924:&nbsp; tell me how the f**k this can benefit anyone ffs?<br \/>\nmartha:&nbsp; take your shirt off lol<br \/>\nguest919:&nbsp; ahhhh workin out is that what ya call it<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Martha?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nmartha:&nbsp; now wheres he gone ??<br \/>\nguest924:&nbsp; he&#8217;s off his tits<br \/>\nguest919:&nbsp; 924 it has to me<br \/>\nmartha:&nbsp; hi Emma#<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; hello lol<br \/>\nmartha:&nbsp; how u doin?<br \/>\nguest919:&nbsp; im doin it rite now as i type<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Grand ta<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; You?<br \/>\nmartha:&nbsp; it&#8217;s good harmless fun winding him up of course lol<br \/>\nguest924:&nbsp; it&#8217;s made me wanna go for a s**t<br \/>\nAlJolson:&nbsp; Do any of the women here find themselves oddly attracted to the package before them?&nbsp; Be honest now<br \/>\nmartha:&nbsp; yes cool<br \/>\nguest919:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nmartha:&nbsp; no<br \/>\nguest924:&nbsp; and that&#8217;s just the music ffs<br \/>\nmartha:&nbsp; def not<br \/>\nmartha:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nguest926:&nbsp; lol 924<br \/>\nmartha:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nAlJolson:&nbsp; I say you are, for why else would you be here?<br \/>\nmartha:&nbsp; wots he bloody doin now?<br \/>\nAlJolson:&nbsp; You want to mother him<br \/>\nmartha:&nbsp; nope lol<br \/>\nAlJolson:&nbsp; I don&#8217;t like this voice<br \/>\nAlJolson:&nbsp; Who is this?<br \/>\nmartha:&nbsp; could destroy his music collection though<br \/>\nguest919:&nbsp; olivia<br \/>\nAlJolson:&nbsp; This is seventies music.<br \/>\nmartha:&nbsp; yes<br \/>\nguest924:&nbsp; you got any harpo marx mate?<\/p>\n<p>\nguest931:&nbsp; LUKE love see you soon&nbsp; xxxxxxx <br \/>\nguest931:&nbsp; night night<br \/>\nguest919:&nbsp; luke ur scaring me<br \/>\nAlJolson:&nbsp; NEWS FLASH:&nbsp; Michael Jackson is the Bee&#8217;s Knees<br \/>\nguest919:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nguest931:&nbsp; send me a kiss please!!!<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lmao!<br \/>\nguest919:&nbsp; oh he waves like the queen<br \/>\nguest926:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nguest931:&nbsp; THANK YOUXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX<br \/>\nguest919:&nbsp; luke wave<br \/>\nguest931:&nbsp; NO HE DOESNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br \/>\nmartha:&nbsp; wot have i missed <br \/>\nguest919:&nbsp; ahhh luke waved&#8230;.and no much else<br \/>\nguest919:&nbsp; ahhh i think he farted&#8230;.had a strange look on his face<br \/>\nguest924:&nbsp; you&#8217;re zooming in and out like an autistic savant rocks back and forth luke<br \/>\nguest924:&nbsp; should I make associations here?<br \/>\nguest919:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nguest931:&nbsp; LUKE!!!!!! TAKE NO NOTICE OF THE FU&gt;&gt; ING&nbsp; IDIOTS!!<br \/>\nguest931:&nbsp; XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol he is loving this<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nguest919:&nbsp; 931&#8230;&#8230;.are u his mum<br \/>\nguest931:&nbsp; JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br \/>\nguest924:&nbsp; too right 931, he should take more notice of you&#8230;&#8230;.say, you made a paypal donation to him yet?<br \/>\nguest919:&nbsp; lmao<br \/>\nguest926:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nguest919:&nbsp; mummy&#8230;&#8230;.<br \/>\nguest931:&nbsp; NO<br \/>\nguest924:&nbsp; you sure 931?<br \/>\nguest919:&nbsp; luke ur mas here<br \/>\nguest919:&nbsp; hi Mrs Ford<br \/>\nguest931:&nbsp; YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br \/>\nguest924:&nbsp; no s**t 919<br \/>\nguest931:&nbsp; YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br \/>\nguest924:&nbsp; you wanna nuture him 931?<br \/>\nguest924:&nbsp; nurture*<br \/>\nguest924:&nbsp; sorry, was going for &#8216;torture&#8217; and I typoed<br \/>\nguest919:&nbsp; awwww&#8230;.put him on the tit<br \/>\nguest919:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nguest926:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nUser Emma left the room.<br \/>\nguest924:&nbsp; so luke, how many asbestos chips do you eat a day?<br \/>\nguest919:&nbsp; lmfao<br \/>\nAlJolson:&nbsp; It&#8217;s his wife<br \/>\nguest919:&nbsp; yeah&#8230;like &#8230;like &#8230;yeah<br \/>\nguest924:&nbsp; tell us how you made the transgression from hollywood pornographic interveiwer to Judaism luke<br \/>\nAlJolson:&nbsp; He is so dismissive of her<br \/>\nguest931:&nbsp; WHY DONT YOU TALK WITH EACH OTHER AND NOT TAKE&nbsp; P*SS OUT<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nAlJolson:&nbsp; Just because she is Mexican<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; LOL luke<br \/>\nguest931:&nbsp; OF LUKE????<br \/>\nguest919:&nbsp; awww see 931 he is taken<br \/>\nguest924:&nbsp; natural career progression huh?<br \/>\nAlJolson:&nbsp; I&#8217;m NOT taken<br \/>\nAlJolson:&nbsp; I&#8217;m fully available and I&#8217;m allman<br \/>\nAlJolson:&nbsp; I don&#8217;t normally listen to this sort of music<br \/>\nguest924:&nbsp; is that like Islam al?<br \/>\nguest919:&nbsp; luke who were u chattin to<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Its raining men lmao<br \/>\nguest924:&nbsp; whoever it is, they got his back to him 919<br \/>\nguest919:&nbsp; cool AL send me a pic<br \/>\nguest924:&nbsp; and he to us in turn<br \/>\nguest924:&nbsp; s**t rolls down hill you know<br \/>\nAlJolson:&nbsp; See, I&#8217;m a real man<br \/>\nguest919:&nbsp; OMG hes GAY<br \/>\nguest924:&nbsp; he does look kinda happy, I grant you that<br \/>\nguest931:&nbsp; NIGHT NIGHT LUKE&nbsp; XXXXXXXXX<br \/>\nAlJolson:&nbsp; Luke is on some special pills these days.<br \/>\nguest919:&nbsp; 931 u said that 20 mins ago<br \/>\nguest919:&nbsp; just go<br \/>\nguest924:&nbsp; you think al?<br \/>\nAlJolson:&nbsp; I know so<br \/>\nguest924:&nbsp; no s**t<br \/>\nguest924:&nbsp; me too<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Air guitar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br \/>\nAlJolson:&nbsp; And they are not the kind you can buy in a store<br \/>\nguest931:&nbsp; GIVE ME A KISS GOOD NIGHT PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br \/>\nAlJolson:&nbsp; XXXXX<br \/>\nguest919:&nbsp; omg help me im dancin to this song &#8230;.i cant help it<br \/>\nguest931:&nbsp; OR SOMETHING ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br \/>\nAlJolson:&nbsp; Whenever Luke and I go on the down &#8211; low, this is the song we dance to<br \/>\nguest919:&nbsp; leave him alone 931<br \/>\nguest924:&nbsp; this is a gay anthem for sure<br \/>\nguest931:&nbsp; PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br \/>\nAlJolson:&nbsp; Can this music get any gayer?&nbsp; I say no<br \/>\nguest931:&nbsp; XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX<br \/>\nguest919:&nbsp; i bet 931 is amanda<br \/>\nguest931:&nbsp; XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol 931<br \/>\nguest931:&nbsp; XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX<br \/>\nguest931:&nbsp; XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX<br \/>\nAlJolson:&nbsp; 931 is a GUY<br \/>\nAlJolson:&nbsp; If we had been listening to more cowboy music back then, the Mexicans never would have dared invade<br \/>\nguest919:&nbsp; amanda is a stalker on camstreams<br \/>\nguest926:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nguest931:&nbsp; SOMETHING ELSE PLEASE AS I ASKED !!!!!!!!!!!!! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol 931 are you feeling ok hunny?<br \/>\nguest931:&nbsp; XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX<br \/>\nguest919:&nbsp; luke just do what 931 wants the they will piss off<br \/>\nAlJolson:&nbsp; I want to hear the Song of the Volga Boatmen<br \/>\nguest919:&nbsp; pleaseeeeeee<br \/>\nguest926:&nbsp; brb<br \/>\nAlJolson:&nbsp; This music is why Western Man needs Viagra to do what comes naturally to the Black Man<br \/>\nguest924:&nbsp; so tell me something luke, how come your pic om the main page is of you twenty years ago?<br \/>\nguest931:&nbsp; GO ON PLEASE!!!!!!!!!<br \/>\nDoooDaaa:&nbsp; whats the matter with ur cam&#8230;keeps zooming in and out<br \/>\nAlJolson:&nbsp; I can explain that<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol doodaa<br \/>\nguest919:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nAlJolson:&nbsp; The cam is attached to his private parts and responds in synch with them<br \/>\nguest919:&nbsp; hehe<br \/>\nDoooDaaa:&nbsp; ahhh<\/p>\n<p>\ntheactualgiajordan:&nbsp; luke, did u get candy for purim?<br \/>\nLukesBiggestFan:&nbsp; omg im dancin again&#8230;.help me<br \/>\nguest924:&nbsp; I feel like the shoe shine guy off Police Squad<br \/>\nAntipodeanLuvver:&nbsp; Howard Jones does this to me every time<br \/>\nFischel:&nbsp; EVERYONE: Watch this while you can:&nbsp; http:\/\/www.liveleak.com\/view?i=7d9_1206624103<br \/>\nFischel:&nbsp; Luke, check out that documentary. It is pretty amazing stuff.<br \/>\nFischel:&nbsp; It&#8217;s by a Dutch group warning against the Islamization of Europe.<br \/>\nFischel:&nbsp; It has it all &#8211; quotes from the Koran, beheadings, etc.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; cool<br \/>\nFischel:&nbsp; This goes to your predicament in life.&nbsp; While you blog, they breed; and while you preach, well nothing serious, they work towards your doom.<br \/>\nYourMorelLeader:&nbsp; Rockin&#8217; w\/Luke<br \/>\nYourMorelLeader:&nbsp; nice sandals<br \/>\nDiscoDuck:&nbsp; Ground control to Major Tom <br \/>\nYourMorelLeader:&nbsp; trainwreck<br \/>\nYourImperfectImperfection:&nbsp; Luke put on some more cheery music!<br \/>\nYourMorelLeader:&nbsp; 3-d house of luke<br \/>\nYourMorelLeader:&nbsp; oh ja<br \/>\nDiscoDuck:&nbsp; hearing yml say that with his accent a litlte drunk is funny<br \/>\nguest666:&nbsp; Junior High music<br \/>\nDiscoDuck:&nbsp; Ground control to Major Tom <br \/>\nguest666:&nbsp; This is so depressing<br \/>\nYourMorelLeader:&nbsp; does he have a close-n-play phonograph or something?<br \/>\nDiscoDuck:&nbsp; he has a walkman<br \/>\nYourMorelLeader:&nbsp; good lord<br \/>\nguest666:&nbsp; Martian music<br \/>\nDiscoDuck:&nbsp; wtf is wrong with him today<br \/>\nDiscoDuck:&nbsp; ?!<br \/>\nguest666:&nbsp; This music inspires the Saracen to cut our throats<br \/>\nYourMorelLeader:&nbsp; chemical imbalance<br \/>\nYourMorelLeader:&nbsp; let&#8217;s send Luke to Baghdad<br \/>\nDiscoDuck:&nbsp; he looks very testy<br \/>\nYourMorelLeader:&nbsp; we need his leadership<br \/>\nDiscoDuck:&nbsp; we should go out for a drink after mincha<br \/>\nYourMorelLeader:&nbsp; then frum sex<br \/>\nDiscoDuck:&nbsp; he&#8217;s not married that I know of<br \/>\nYourMorelLeader:&nbsp; not since TMFR<br \/>\nDiscoDuck:&nbsp; bravo<br \/>\nDiscoDuck:&nbsp; take a bow<br \/>\nYourMorelLeader:&nbsp; hokey schomels<br \/>\nYourMorelLeader:&nbsp; major luke<br \/>\nDiscoDuck:&nbsp; ROFLMAO<br \/>\nDiscoDuck:&nbsp; taylor raine that shiksa?<br \/>\nYourMorelLeader:&nbsp; did you comsumate the marraige?<br \/>\nYourMorelLeader:&nbsp; sorry about the spelling<br \/>\nguest666:&nbsp; http:\/\/www.liveleak.com\/view?i=7d9_1206624103<br \/>\nQuietStorm:&nbsp; Hello Luke<br \/>\nDiscoDuck:&nbsp; I know I have been swamped at work<br \/>\nYourMorelLeader:&nbsp; good thing that you still have your penis<br \/>\nguest666:&nbsp; Shiksas are for practice<br \/>\nQuietStorm:&nbsp; How are you today Luke?<br \/>\nDiscoDuck:&nbsp; blie neder I&#8217;ll send the review soon<br \/>\nYourMorelLeader:&nbsp; this is your next wife Luke<br \/>\nYourMorelLeader:&nbsp; http:\/\/www.cam4.com\/sweeteva<br \/>\nYourMorelLeader:&nbsp; what kind of cam is that?<br \/>\nYourMorelLeader:&nbsp; it&#8217;s like porn cam qualit<br \/>\nguest666:&nbsp; contextless laughter<br \/>\nYourMorelLeader:&nbsp; hot cha<br \/>\nYourMorelLeader:&nbsp; laughing like Rasputin<br \/>\nLuke Ford the mad monk<br \/>\nDiscoDuck:&nbsp; It&#8217;s going to be of an Orthodox Shul in the SFV<br \/>\nYourMorelLeader:&nbsp; or whatever they call a Jewish monk<br \/>\nQuietStorm:&nbsp; Luke, why is your cam still moving in and out?<br \/>\nguest666:&nbsp; Because it goes in and out and in and out<br \/>\nYourMorelLeader:&nbsp; he&#8217;s zooming<br \/>\nDiscoDuck:&nbsp; why were you at sharey Tzedek? visiting for a simcha?<br \/>\nDiscoDuck:&nbsp; have you been back?<br \/>\nYourMorelLeader:&nbsp; sweet eva 2008<br \/>\nYourMorelLeader:&nbsp; http:\/\/www.cam4.com\/sweeteva<br \/>\nDiscoDuck:&nbsp; wash your hands<br \/>\nYourMorelLeader:&nbsp; is this where he slaughters a gentile baby?<br \/>\nYourMorelLeader:&nbsp; amen<br \/>\nUser QuietStorm left the room.<br \/>\nDiscoDuck:&nbsp; amen<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nYourMorelLeader:&nbsp; you are scaring me<br \/>\nYourMorelLeader:&nbsp; let&#8217;s eat<br \/>\nDiscoDuck:&nbsp; that is an evil drug induced laugh<br \/>\nUser guest947 left the room.<br \/>\nDiscoDuck:&nbsp; motzie!<br \/>\nDiscoDuck:&nbsp; rewash without a bracha<br \/>\nYourMorelLeader:&nbsp; I wish that I was recording this<br \/>\nDiscoDuck:&nbsp; NOW!<br \/>\nYourMorelLeader:&nbsp; ramen<br \/>\nguest666:&nbsp; Inshallah!<br \/>\nDiscoDuck:&nbsp; almond<br \/>\nDiscoDuck:&nbsp; rewash since you talked<br \/>\nUser guest666 left the room.<br \/>\nYourMorelLeader:&nbsp; time to leave the hovel<br \/>\nDiscoDuck:&nbsp; morel leader is a posek (chas v&#8217;shalom) and that is how he rules<br \/>\nDiscoDuck:&nbsp; yml there is a dispute regarding the rewashing<br \/>\nDiscoDuck:&nbsp; the MB mentions that if the individual was careful with his hands ie:didn&#8217;t contaminate them he doesn&#8217;t need to rewash<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Click here to watch and chat with the gedolim as we analyze which outfits suit me best: ChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Blessed be this chat room.&nbsp; Or is that too goyish a blessing? 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