{"id":25539,"date":"2010-11-15T22:45:08","date_gmt":"2010-11-16T06:45:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=25539"},"modified":"2010-11-15T22:45:08","modified_gmt":"2010-11-16T06:45:08","slug":"the-shadow-scholar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=25539","title":{"rendered":"The Shadow Scholar"},"content":{"rendered":"

This is the funniest article I’ve read in weeks<\/a>:<\/p>\n

I do a lot of work for seminary students. I like seminary students. They seem so blissfully unaware of the inherent contradiction in paying somebody to help them cheat in courses that are largely about walking in the light of God and providing an ethical model for others to follow. I have been commissioned to write many a passionate condemnation of America’s moral decay as exemplified by abortion, gay marriage, or the teaching of evolution. All in all, we may presume that clerical authorities see these as a greater threat than the plagiarism committed by the future frocked.<\/p>\n

With respect to America’s nurses, fear not. Our lives are in capable hands\u00ad\u2014just hands that can’t write a lick. Nursing students account for one of my company’s biggest customer bases. I’ve written case-management plans, reports on nursing ethics, and essays on why nurse practitioners are lighting the way to the future of medicine. I’ve even written pharmaceutical-treatment courses, for patients who I hope were hypothetical.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This is the funniest article I’ve read in weeks: I do a lot of work for seminary students. I like seminary students. They seem so blissfully unaware of the inherent contradiction in paying somebody to help them cheat in courses … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16281],"tags":[24297,24298,24295,24296,1215,24294],"class_list":["post-25539","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-college","tag-ethical-model","tag-future-of-medicine","tag-moral-decay","tag-nursing-ethics","tag-seminary-students","tag-walking-in-the-light-of-god"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t