{"id":2546,"date":"2008-03-25T10:23:33","date_gmt":"2008-03-25T18:23:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2546"},"modified":"2008-03-25T14:02:09","modified_gmt":"2008-03-25T22:02:09","slug":"im-live-on-my-cam-and-teaching-torah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2546","title":{"rendered":"I’m Live On My Cam And Teaching Torah!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Click here<\/a> to check out my cam. I’ve got the Rambam, Jesus Christ, YHWH and El Shaddai in my chat room taking questions. Our topic today is menstruation and shaking hands with women which I try to avoid as it can lead to dancing.<\/p>\n

Bornyo writes on XPT: "He’s really yucking it up- drinking his own urine in some weird orthodox jewish ritual."<\/font><\/p>\n

Dean Wormer writes: "<\/font> How exciting. He appears to be sleeping on his futon right now. Is this what fake Jews do for fun?"<\/font><\/p>\n

Handful writes: <\/font> I logged in as Handful this afternoon. He waved and said hi enthusiastically. I asked if he’s coming back to XPT. His smile disappeared and he answered with a simple ‘no’.<\/p>\n

Then I logged out cause I realized I was sitting in my living room, watching Luke Ford sitting in his living room.<\/font><\/p>\n

That was more fun with greater numbers. I loved watching the look on his face as more and more xpters logged in. <\/font><\/p>\n

Fatman writes: <\/font> Luke [spoken]: Ohhh … I see … sex with Holly Randall was a violation. I no longer do that RamBam. I no longer bang shiksa. …. It was fun though. 
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Holly Randall posts: Bullshit. If a shiksa was willing to spread her legs for him, he’d dive right in.<\/font><\/p>\n

Nugent writes: <\/font> I don’t know what’s more pathetic, his godamn webcam, or the fact I’m watching it. My wife will eventually come save me. Holy shit. You know when you can’t look away from something that truly sucks? It’s kinda like that. <\/font><\/p>\n

User guest546 changed their name to GUAPO.
\nGUAPO:  what it do nigga?
\nGUAPO:  saw yall pimpin via xpt
\nUser guest544 left the room.
\nYourMoralLeader:  yo
\nGUAPO:  you knowyour boy guapo right luke?
\nYourMoralLeader:  yo
\nGUAPO:  chillen chillen luke
\nDickDundee:  Yo Luke, what’s with the hair and beard?
\nGUAPO:  luke this nigga always had you back
\nGUAPO:  you my lite skinned white keepin it real nigga
\nGUAPO:  luke how bout you throw on some of that wu tang
\nGUAPO:  yeah yeah luke
\nGUAPO:  you my jew
\nGUAPO:  so luke how much chedda this endevor bringin in
\nDickDundee:  So when are you gonna launch thereallukeisbackagain.com?
\nEmma:  lol
\nGUAPO:  dag nigga you sound broke likeme
\nUser guest548 left the room.
\nGUAPO:  i got an idea luke… it will bring you and me millions… you in?
\nDonnyLong:  donny long from donny long productions and xxxfilmjobs here
\nGUAPO:  ok ok here me now
\nGUAPO:  you look real country
\nGUAPO:  i hook you up with the sweetest sensimilla known to man
\nGUAPO:  you find a place to plant this s**t
\nGUAPO:  grow it
\nEmma:  lololol
\nDonnyLong:  are you in pot luke?
\nGUAPO:  and hten we sell this on the streets for lots of cash
\nGUAPO:  millions luke… millions son
\nDickDundee:  cannabis strains: indica sativa sensimella
\nDonnyLong:  you look like a hippie
\nEmma:  Bless you…
\nGUAPO:  luke sensi the finest weed seed known to man
\nDonnyLong:  you look like Chuck Norris now
\nGUAPO:  you ever kill a man luke?
\nUser HankYablonski left the room.
\nGUAPO:  i killed a few back in the days… you know in the street wars
\nDonnyLong:  http:\/\/www.theage.com.au\/ffximage\/2006\/01\/06\/chuck_norris_wideweb__470x371,0.jpg
\nGUAPO:  luke how about throwin a lil rap for the dark skinned people in the room
\nEmma:  o.0
\nGUAPO:  luke do you dispise xpt?
\nUser DonnyLong changed their name to KurtLoockwood.
\nKurtLoockwood:  heaters!!!!!!!
\nUser guest549 left the room.
\nEmma:  LOL
\nGUAPO:  i dispise xpt with all my heart
\nGUAPO:  they real racist
\nEmma:  Can you imagine Luke trying to rap….
\nDickDundee:  You’re kidding no-one, you just burned out temporarily. You’ll be back.
\nEmma:  Priceless
\nKurtLoockwood:  xpt miss you lukie
\nKurtLoockwood:  we miss you
\nGUAPO:  luke you know od david joseph
\nKurtLoockwood:  david joshep have 3 heads
\nKurtLoockwood:  whats happened there luke?
\nKurtLoockwood:  a gun shot?
\nUser guest551 left the room.
\nUser KurtLoockwood changed their name to JesuCristo.
\nGUAPO:  can you give david jospeh something for ouyr nigga?
\nDickDundee:  One fake ID at a time please
\nEmma:  Let this be are prayer….la la la la
\nDickDundee:  Who is Emma? It’s like we have a normal person in here.
\nGUAPO:  give david jospeh a slap across the face for runnin the district into the ground
\nJesuCristo:  what is this noise in your house?  gunshots?.
\nGUAPO:  i cant even jack off no more to rld
\nEmma:  Who is lol
\nUser JesuCristo changed their name to JesusTheLord.
\nUser guest547 left the room.
\nEmma:  Your not normal Dick?
\nGUAPO:  they use real busted girls
\nJesusTheLord:  i bless you
\nDickDundee:  No I’m an alt-ID troll from XPT, like everyone else here except you.
\nEmma:  Hello Jesus..nice of you to drop by.
\nEmma:  Expet me
\nEmma:  I see..
\nDickDundee:  Ask Luke the significance of my name
\nGUAPO:  yo luke it was a real pleasure to kick it for a moment
\nGUAPO:  i am late for a drive by so i gotta jet
\nJesusTheLord:  luke you are good material for a documentary
\nGUAPO:  keep rockin luke
\nGUAPO:  PEACE NIGGA
\nMikeAlbo:  i dont want problems with that tony soprano friend of yours
\nMikeAlbo:  did you still visiting his agency
\nguest550:  how do you cope luke?
\nclutchkit:  am back, went for a pee,  we also do that in africa
\nMikeAlbo:  camstreams are free?
\nMikeAlbo:  yes?
\nguest550:  no I meant how do you cope with all the work yet still being able to have your room open enlightening us all with pearls of wisdom
\nMikeAlbo:  cool
\nclutchkit:  gandhi did it?
\nMikeAlbo:  but the industry needs you
\nguest550:  I bet you do
\nguest550:  you must be exhausted
\nEmma:  lol luke
\nclutchkit:  aww
\nEmma:  Goodnight
\nclutchkit:  why
\nclutchkit:  wow a sign of machine gun fire… not appropiate!
\nguest550:  so basically he’s a bum
\nclutchkit:  hey mike, emma,dickdundee.. all asleep?
\nMikeAlbo:  waht is he doing?
\nMikeAlbo:  poop?
\nEmma:  Yes
\nclutchkit:  hmmm,
\nclutchkit:  he’s got toilet paper sticking from his bum?
\nEmma:  lol
\nguest550:  is this c**t for real?
\nclutchkit:  oops, he’s a squatter
\nguest550:  am I really seeing this?
\nguest557:  nap time.
\nguest550:  no s**t
\nguest550:  must be hard being him huh?
\nclutchkit:  hmmm, emma would you let this happen in your home?
\nEmma:  Are you shocked 550?
\nEmma:  Let what happen?
\nclutchkit:  block the entrance to the loo?
\nguest550:  not really emma, I’m just shocked that people buy into him, that’s all
\nEmma:  I don’t find anything wrong with anything Luke does…
\nEmma:  It’s just the way he is.
\nclutchkit:  but the loo?
\nguest550:  that’s because he doesn’t do anything
\nEmma:  Yeah
\nguest557:  he takes naps.
\nclutchkit:  ok, WELL all is explained
\nEmma:  Indeed..
\nclutchkit:  but the loo!!!!
\nEmma:  lol
\nguest550:  he’s a parasite
\nEmma:  It’s only him living there…
\nEmma:  It’s his ways of life.
\nclutchkit:  gotta go, be right back,
\nguest550:  no surprise, would you live with that emma?
\nEmma:  Live with what 550?
\nguest550:  luke
\nEmma:  Why do you ask me would I live with Luke…
\nguest557:  he doesn;t seem to take up much space
\nguest550:  lmao 557
\nEmma:  lol
\nUser guest557 left the room.
\nguest550:  how long do you think it’d take you before you’d tell him to get off his ass and go out and get a job
\nEmma:  Like I said…it’s who he is.
\nguest550:  you didn’t answer my question emma
\nclutchkit:  he’s reciting harry potter
\nguest550:  how long?
\nguest550:  be honest
\nclutchkit:  24556678n years
\nEmma:  Well your not being real 550..it wouldn’t happen, so I won’t answer.
\nguest550:  why wouldn’t it happen emma?
\nclutchkit:  ok was wrong 6677887655 years
\nEmma:  No comment.
\nclutchkit:  that is et,, wrong number
\nguest550:  you don’t really have a mind of your own, do you emma?
\nEmma:  lol Very much so 550…
\nclutchkit:  she has ,,, so respect that
\nEmma:  I just choose not to answer.
\nguest550:  why?
\nguest550:  are my questions too difficult for you to answer?
\nEmma:  No
\nguest550:  so why don’t you answer them?
\nEmma:  I understand perfectly
\nEmma:  Your asking me would I live with Luke
\nEmma:  Brb
\nguest550:  did I ask you that?
\nclutchkit:  hey 550, all have a mind, yours is one perspective and we respect that
\nguest550:  I was only asking a question
\nclutchkit:  so respect emmas
\nguest550:  I don’t understand why she wouldn’t answer is all
\nclutchkit:  no you were asking her , why does she not think like you
\nguest550:  no, if you read back, I asked her how long it would be if she lived with luke until she’d tell him to get off his ass and go get a job
\nguest550:  remember that far back clutch?
\nguest550:  it’s not rocket science you know
\nclutchkit:  and then you would tell her that she would be wrong?
\nKhunDiddy:  doesn’t anyone here have a job?
\nKhunDiddy:  Emma baby…what up?
\nclutchkit:  what is a job definition
\nguest550:  not at all I just wanted to know how long she’d put up with it
\nYourMoralLeader:  hey khun
\nKhunDiddy:  doing anything rather than staring at Luke
\nguest550:  something that pays the bills clutch
\nKhunDiddy:  Hi buddy
\nguest550:  do you have a job clutch?
\nclutchkit:  hey bush does that .. stare<\/p>\n

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