{"id":2536,"date":"2008-03-24T14:32:41","date_gmt":"2008-03-24T22:32:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2536"},"modified":"2008-03-24T17:13:25","modified_gmt":"2008-03-25T01:13:25","slug":"chaim-amalek-if-you-let-the-word-out-that-shul-was-the-place-to-get-laid-many-fallen-jews-would-attend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2536","title":{"rendered":"Chaim Amalek: &#8216;If you let the word out that shul was the place to get laid, many fallen Jews would attend&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Chaim says: &quot;Think of the holy work you could be doing! This is no joke. You could be monetizing this, and bringing fallen secular Jews closer to HaShem. I could write half of this book in a week for you. Luke, God has blessed you in many ways.&nbsp; YOU MUST WRITE A BOOK. The Poor Man&#8217;s Guide To Meeting Women in LA. Do you get them drunk at kiddish? How do you do this?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;I cannot get into the ball park, let alone first base. Armed guards stop me. I can no longer even get laid on craislist. Crack whores won&#8217;t give me the time of day. I doff my yarmulke to you.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;What&#8217;s more effective? Women or meds? Which elevates your mood more?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;This woman who drew a heart on a card wants you.&nbsp; Badly.&nbsp;Send me a tasteful  photo of her so that I might come to know envy.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;What you are doing is remarkable, and all without drugs or eharmony or  jdate or craigslist.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Well, in the past, more than a decade ago, I noticed that the Shabbat tended to elevate the senses. It made people more alive and more human and more open to one another. It was a great time to swoop down on women who otherwise might not notice me.<\/p>\n<p>Since then, I&#8217;ve reformed my ways. I want to get married. I&#8217;m rebuilding my reputation.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/yourmoralleader.camstreams.com\/\">From my live cam chat Monday afternoon<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>ChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Why is it that whenever I show up here, all the women depart?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; This is the story of my life<br \/>\nTaylor:&nbsp;&nbsp; mine to Chaim<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Luke, wave your hands to give me a time stamp<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I hear birds tweeting!<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; It does sound idyliic<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I never get to hear birds in my neighborhood<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Pigeons do not count<br \/>\nguest292:&nbsp; you look like a penis with a beard<br \/>\nguest292:&nbsp; where do you get your haircut at?<br \/>\nguest292:&nbsp; SuperCuts?<br \/>\nguest292:&nbsp; i didnt know WalMart sold polo shirts<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yes<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I might have some $$$ coming in!<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; How much we talking?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; for my good video work<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; not sure yet<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; what does it mean when a girl scrawls a heart on the mishloach manot card?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; It means she wants to do a mitzvah<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Now, which of the&nbsp; 613 that might be, I don&#8217;t know<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; B&quot;H<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Is this girl fertile?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yes<br \/>\nmaddie:&nbsp; how do u keep all 613 laws luke?<br \/>\nguest292:&nbsp; Luke can you jerk off with your eyes closed?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yes<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Listen up you saps, this many whom you pity is really a sort of LIVING GOD &#8211; for reasons that I shan&#8217;t get into here.<br \/>\nguest296:&nbsp; So what type of book do you read<br \/>\nmaddie:&nbsp; is it because we see many books&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; judaism\/journalism.\/fiction<br \/>\nguest296:&nbsp; correct maddie<br \/>\nguest296:&nbsp; and who do you lead ?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; This man is a GOD so watch your mouth, womnan<br \/>\nguest296:&nbsp; who are you calling woman<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Maddie<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Maddie, how do you feel about dating blokes via craigslist<br \/>\nmaddie:&nbsp; i dont&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nguest296:&nbsp; why do u chaimamalek ?<br \/>\nguest296:&nbsp; you seem the type too<br \/>\nguest296:&nbsp; you are all mouth and no action !!!!!! chaim<br \/>\nmaddie:&nbsp; where r u from chaim?<br \/>\nguest296:&nbsp; you have gone a little quiet there chaim<br \/>\nUser guest296 was banned by broadcaster\/admin.<br \/>\nUser guest296 left the room.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Such is my power<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Chaim is my best friend<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I am from New York<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I am a rabbi in a very special shul<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Bnai Craigslist<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Luke, which way is your shul breaking, politically speaking.&nbsp; Barak Hussein Obama, Hillary Clinton, or McCain?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; not clear<br \/>\nUser guest299 left the room.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; You seem to have your fingers on the , um , pulse of Judaism<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Obama is the choice of neurasthenic hipsters, dewey eyed white girls, and black folks under a certain age.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Luke, you are bringing me closer to G-d through your example <br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Such is the power of true moral leadership<br \/>\nmaddie:&nbsp; r u one of god&#8217;s angels luke?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I&#8217;m proud of this man.&nbsp; He routinely does the impossible, touching upon daf after daf with narry a chassid in his corner to point the way<br \/>\nUser guest298 left the room.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; So many mitzvahs, so little time<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Hank, you a teamster?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Luke, I don&#8217;t mean to pry, but this holiday season . . . was there anyone special you waved your lulav at?<br \/>\nHankYablonski:&nbsp; Nope. Guess again.<br \/>\nHankYablonski:&nbsp; Chaim, are you real or a figment of Luke&#8217;s imagination.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; This is the rumor<br \/>\nUser guest6677 left the room.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; People say they&#8217;ve met Chaim, but none can really confirm this<br \/>\nUser CaptainHaddock left the room.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Only Luke knows for sure.&nbsp; ONLY LUKE<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; and that&#8217;s a pretty big hint<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; You feel like a part of myself<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Indeed<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; It all averages out.&nbsp; Which is why none of the women I write to on Craigslist want to have anything to do with me<br \/>\nHankYablonski:&nbsp; Stop paying them by check.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I offered them IOUs<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; 4,000 dead in Iraq.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Well, that stopped this dead<br \/>\nHankYablonski:&nbsp; Well done. Shocking women won&#8217;t talk to you.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Yeah&#8230;.I guess<br \/>\nmaddie:&nbsp; just read you article on homepage chaim <br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Did it make you hot for me?<br \/>\nmaddie:&nbsp; no<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I&#8217;ve gained a few stones since then<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; maddie, i&#8217;m shome rmitzvot<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; unlike amalek<br \/>\nHankYablonski:&nbsp; Chaim, if you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?<br \/>\nmaddie:&nbsp; like to read something decent chaim<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Luke, you are a Judas<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; maddie, if we met in person, you would want me.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Chicks dig fat men<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; and that is a fact<br \/>\nmaddie:&nbsp; by what i read,iwould not<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Who are you to criticise AMALEK?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Amalek, Torah is the way to a woman&#8217;s heart<br \/>\nmaddie:&nbsp; clean your act up chaim<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; There is not much left to clean up<br \/>\nmaddie:&nbsp; really chaim?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Politico:&nbsp; &quot;Hillary R. Clinton has no chance of winning&quot;<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I am as clean as the snow<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; We need the Third Temple now!<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Even though&nbsp; I look a lot like Ron Jeremy, only smaller in some places and larger in others<br \/>\nHankYablonski:&nbsp; I just threw up in my mouth.<br \/>\nmaddie:&nbsp; but snow has bits of dirt in it chaim&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; And bacteria, but just a bit. Same as me<br \/>\nHankYablonski:&nbsp; yes, nothing hotter than a narcissistic, self absorbed super jew. <br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; If I were the Governor of New York, I&#8217;d be fighting you off with a stick<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Both of you<\/p>\n<p>YourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;ve made $6 today off google adsense<br \/>\nGuru:&nbsp; OH MY NERVES<br \/>\nGuru:&nbsp; HO HO<br \/>\nGuru:&nbsp; good for you<br \/>\nGuru:&nbsp; u can retire now<br \/>\nmaddie:&nbsp; thats great<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; There is another way of looking at those numbers.&nbsp; They sustain a lifestyle that includes that for which the Elliot Spitzers of the world must otherwise pay dearly<br \/>\nHankYablonski:&nbsp; Does the $6 cover the co-pay on your meds?<br \/>\nGuru:&nbsp; no <br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I want to cover the Trinity church in chicago with barack and jeremiah wright<br \/>\nGuru:&nbsp; for 6$ ?<br \/>\nGuru:&nbsp; oh dear<br \/>\nguest315:&nbsp; What is today&#8217;s moral, leader?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; chastity<br \/>\nguest315:&nbsp; thanks. i go now<br \/>\nxptlurker:&nbsp; that&#8217;s not working out for me<br \/>\nxptlurker:&nbsp; hello Jesus<br \/>\nJesusChrist:&nbsp; shalom<br \/>\nxptlurker:&nbsp; yes<br \/>\nxptlurker:&nbsp; christiansingtheblues is his site<br \/>\nUser guest317 left the room.<br \/>\nxptlurker:&nbsp; sings the blues, that is<br \/>\nxptlurker:&nbsp; so much for Luke<br \/>\nUser guest309 left the room.<br \/>\nxptlurker:&nbsp; has to hit the dry cleaners before it closes, I guess<br \/>\nJesusChrist:&nbsp; c3x is going to burn in hell<br \/>\nxptlurker:&nbsp; you&#8217;d think with the amount of time on his hands that he&#8217;s be able to do his own ironing<br \/>\nJesusChrist:&nbsp; he have intercourse with transx<br \/>\nJesusChrist:&nbsp; transexuals are ligers<br \/>\nxptlurker:&nbsp; that&#8217;s the word on the street<br \/>\nJesusChrist:&nbsp; and ligers are not permited in the kingdom of god<br \/>\nxptlurker:&nbsp; I&#8217;m ure that Luke has taken it up the ass<br \/>\nJesusChrist:&nbsp; what is this gay music?<br \/>\nJesusChrist:&nbsp; abba?<br \/>\nxptlurker:&nbsp; not sure<br \/>\nxptlurker:&nbsp; I know that he likes lame stuff like that<br \/>\nUser guest318 left the room.<br \/>\nxptlurker:&nbsp; nice waste o electricity<br \/>\nxptlurker:&nbsp; we need to get luke on cam4.com<br \/>\nJesusChrist:&nbsp; imlive.com<br \/>\nJesusChrist:&nbsp; guy4guy<br \/>\nxptlurker:&nbsp; so we can switch between him and sweeteva<br \/>\nJesusChrist:&nbsp; go to weleare office please<br \/>\nJesusChrist:&nbsp; did holly had sex in that place?<br \/>\nxptlurker:&nbsp; jew singalong<br \/>\nxptlurker:&nbsp; I don;t know how long he&#8217;s been in that pit<br \/>\nxptlurker:&nbsp; la la la<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; hava blah! blah! blah!&#8230;havah&#8230;etc. etc. etc<br \/>\nUser JesusChrist left the room.<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; the question of the day is &quot;does Luke have sex with his socks on like Spitzer&#8230;?<br \/>\nxptlurker:&nbsp; I know that I do<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; why, is it cole where you are?<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; cold<br \/>\nxptlurker:&nbsp; kinda<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; hmmmmm<br \/>\nxptlurker:&nbsp; I don&#8217;t have real strong feelings about it one way or the other<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; how about if you went to Havana and had sex..would you still keep them on?<br \/>\nxptlurker:&nbsp; unlikely<br \/>\nUser guest320 left the room.<br \/>\nxptlurker:&nbsp; depends if I thought that I might have to make a run for it<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; having sex with your sox on could mean a &#8216;fear of intimacy&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; Thre quation is: Luke do you do the old BOMM BOOM with your socks on?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yo<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yes<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; is that wrong?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I don&#8217;t like to get cold feet in the middle of things.<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; It was signal a fear of intamacy<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Holly did not like it.<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; it may <br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; signal..perhaps you didn&#8217;t want to get to close&#8230;with her<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; Jesus Saves&#8230;Moses Invests<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; its a wierd thing bordom<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; hey Luke, hows it goin?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; you need faith 327<br \/>\nguest327:&nbsp; seriously why cant i seee s**t<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; Emma , do you make love to men who keep their socks on during &quot;love making&quot;..<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I dont make love to anyone Diddy<br \/>\nUser Emma left the room.<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; why is that?<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; there went the Interview<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; I scared her off<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; did you?<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; Sprtzer kept his socks on during boom boom&#8230;<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; good for him<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; long ones&#8230;blck<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; calf length<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; ok \ud83d\ude09<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; is that wrong?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; what kind of mucic is this Luke?<br \/>\nguest322:&nbsp; The biggest womanizer<br \/>\nguest322:&nbsp; even bigger than Luke!<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; nooooo not wrong but &#8230;.ahhhh! kinda unromantic I&#8217;d think..like you may be asking for the check and leaving soon after<br \/>\nUser JESUSSAVES left the room.<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; just heard a good one&#8230;the Judas thing&#8230;after the last supper Jesus asked for seperate checks<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; The topic of conversation here today seems to be based on jesus<br \/>\nguest322:&nbsp; Luke did you get any tips from R&#8217; Shlomo?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; A few!<br \/>\nguest322:&nbsp; hope not the molesting ones&nbsp; \ud83d\ude41<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; somewhat has to speak up for that crazy Jew&#8230;what you want to talk about Emma&#8230;let&#8217;s hear from you<br \/>\nguest322:&nbsp; Look where it got him&#8230;<br \/>\nguest322:&nbsp; Can you whistle&#8230;. <br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Speak up<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; What do you mean?<br \/>\nguest322:&nbsp; with your socks on?<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; they don&#8217;t make Jews like Jesus now-a-days<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol Luke <br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Thats an easy song to sing<br \/>\nguest322:&nbsp; shukel<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; heya la la la<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I dont think he looked gay diddy<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; check out young &#8216;hollywood&quot; Luke..he looked very gay<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; How do we restore faith in the world&#8217;s big credit markets?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Pointless<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; that question is too heavy for this forum<br \/>\nguest331:&nbsp; Let the people that are losing their houses lose them<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Luke loves it when we talk about him<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; let&#8217;s get the conversation back in the gutter where it belongs<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nguest331:&nbsp; im for that<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; excellant<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; fave boy bands?<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; come on everyone..join in<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; boy bands&#8230;pointless<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; Emma&#8230;let&#8217;s hear it <br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lets hear what diddy<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; have you met Luke in person?<br \/>\nguest331:&nbsp; No<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; No but that would be interesting<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Diddy where you from?<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; Have you been invited to the Hovel..<br \/>\nguest322:&nbsp; lets have a kumzitz<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; from:&nbsp; many places<br \/>\nguest322:&nbsp; at Luke&#8217;s hovel<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nguest322:&nbsp; I&#8217;ll bring the cereal and grape juice<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; Bangkok is my favorite city<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Luke&#8230; get some mercyme.. good boy band<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I can only imagine<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; hahaaaa<br \/>\nguest331:&nbsp; Luke, can we get a tour of the room, and by room I mean mess<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; Luke, invite Emma over for some rice milk and conversation tonight<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; your killin him<br \/>\nguest331:&nbsp; What is that piss<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; its tea<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; you can share that unine analysis you&#8217;re drinking with her..maybe chew on some pretzels<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; apparently<br \/>\nguest331:&nbsp; looks nice out<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; later you can make a play for her errrr! &quot;flower&quot;<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Good choice of song<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I have too much respect for Emma<br \/>\nguest331:&nbsp; hey, where in cali are you located<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;m not into that carnal stuff<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; LA<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol Luke<br \/>\nguest322:&nbsp; put some hair on your chest<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; Luke my wife came into my office and saw you napping on the floor this afternoon..she exclaimed..&quot;what he do on floor&quot;..I told her you sleep there&#8230;<br \/>\nguest322:&nbsp; looks like we may break the occupany record&#8230;.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; He dosn&#8217;t need much sleep<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; I bet he sleeps 14 hours a day<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; do you think McCain boom booms with his socks on&#8230;.I don&#8217;t think the Old Warrier Boom Booms at all..<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; boom booms lol<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; his wife looks frigid<br \/>\nguest331:&nbsp; No way<br \/>\nWookie:&nbsp; can&#8217;t imagine her being first lady<br \/>\nguest331:&nbsp; So how are you going to be our moral leader<br \/>\nWookie:&nbsp; Tax breaks for plastic surgeons<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Luke what is the best book you have read?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; War &amp; Peace<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; she looks liike she&#8217;d rather be back at the ranch going through her tranquilizer supply than be with the old man<br \/>\nWookie:&nbsp; oh beautox<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; Iggy Pop &quot;open up and bleed&quot; Great Book<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; Curious turned me on to it<br \/>\nguest331:&nbsp; Ford, what is the point of all this???<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; Emma&#8230;jump in your car and drive over to Luke&#8217;s..give him an hour&#8217;s notice to take a few Lavitra<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; he peomised to make love with his socks OFF just for you<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol funny<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; funnY? what&#8217;s funny? I&#8217;m trying to get you both laid<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Sex is for marriage<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; if then<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Exactley<br \/>\nguest331:&nbsp; ha<br \/>\nWookie:&nbsp; well, elope and get to it<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; do you think Luke&#8217;s beard will be too scratchy when things get hot and heavy?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Something to share with your husband diddy<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; He wants to be the next gandalf <br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; My Husband?<br \/>\nWookie:&nbsp; mustache rides honey<br \/>\nguest331:&nbsp; Luke, how long do you think you will keep running lukeisback<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; wait til my wife hears about my husband..she has a temper<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; How is your husband didy?<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; I like her for you&#8230;Emma, E mail Luke your picture and don&#8217;t cheat..he already knows what Paris Hilton looks like<br \/>\nWookie:&nbsp; he sold it<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; What has Pairs hilton got to do with me Diddy?<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; he&#8217;s still trying to seell Mamie Van Dorn and she&#8217;s 96<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chaim says: &quot;Think of the holy work you could be doing! This is no joke. You could be monetizing this, and bringing fallen secular Jews closer to HaShem. 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