{"id":2524,"date":"2008-03-22T23:29:13","date_gmt":"2008-03-23T07:29:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2524"},"modified":"2008-03-23T20:59:06","modified_gmt":"2008-03-24T04:59:06","slug":"your-goes-up-and-down-like-wifi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2524","title":{"rendered":"‘Your —– Goes Up And Down Like WiFi’"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ding, ding, ding. We’ve got signal! We’ve got a strong signal.<\/p>\n

Oh no, we were dropped.<\/p>\n

They turned on their security.<\/p>\n

Let me go over here.<\/p>\n

No signal.<\/p>\n

Hmm. I’ll walk around the neighborhood looking for WiFi.<\/p>\n

I’m picking up signal!<\/p>\n

Hey! You’re putting on tzitzit! You can’t do that. Do you think any of your Orthodox friends do that when they’re putting on tzitzit?<\/p>\n

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