{"id":2522,"date":"2008-03-22T21:31:35","date_gmt":"2008-03-23T05:31:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2522"},"modified":"2008-03-23T20:59:57","modified_gmt":"2008-03-24T04:59:57","slug":"is-it-weird-to-sit-at-home-on-a-saturday-night-and-wait-to-be-complimented-on-my-homeless-appearance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2522","title":{"rendered":"Is It Weird To Sit At Home On A Saturday Night And Wait To Be Complimented On My Homeless Appearance?"},"content":{"rendered":"

From my live cam chat<\/a>:<\/p>\n

guest21:  Even KSEX is better than this. And they are off the air.
\nGROVER:  u frm  texas els?
\nElShaddai:  Yes I am Grover
\nElShaddai:  I love the dry heat
\nElShaddai:  It reminds me of the Promised Land
\nGROVER:  ok so ur not frm texas
\nElShaddai:  what is this- opposite day?
\nElShaddai:  I left Cali behind
\nElShaddai:  like Soddom and Gommorah
\nElShaddai:  Like Luke left porn, so went I
\nguest32:  Dude, you look like an escaped mental patient. Sorry, but it’s true.
\nElShaddai:  on a dusty roadside
\nElShaddai:  the road to Damascus
\nGROVER:  deja vu els
\nguest25:  pensive tonight
\nElShaddai:  did we meet on the road to Damascus Grover?
\nguest25:  smile…. please \ud83d\ude42
\nGROVER:  never been to isreal els
\nElShaddai:  Luke vanity will be your undoing
\nYourMoralLeader:  true
\nguest32:  Is this what a crisis of faith has delivered you to?
\nguest33:  I mean no disrespect sir, but I can hear you, I was wondering if you might say something
\nguest25:  no snacks?
\nUser YHWH left the room.
\nYourMoralLeader:  yes 32
\nYourMoralLeader:  no snacks
\nYourMoralLeader:  i’m full
\nguest25:  of what?
\nguest32:  Staying at home on a Friday night, waiting for someone to praise you based on your homeless style appearance?
\nYourMoralLeader:  You’re probably wondering why I asked you all here tonight?
\nYourMoralLeader:  yes!
\nUser zenmanxpt changed their name to YHWH.
\nGROVER:  that the best u  can do els?
\nguest33:  Yes, I heard that. Wasn’t that Mike and the Mechanics?
\nYHWH:  why have you asked us here?
\nElShaddai:  Whatcha mean Grover? I can do all things
\nYourMoralLeader:  I have a message
\nGROVER:  hahaha
\nYourMoralLeader:  I want to make you fisher of men
\nguest32:  Pull the other one PLEASe
\nElShaddai:  you shoiuld be that fisher, Luke
\nYourMoralLeader:  Go forth and preach the gospel of Luke!
\nguest32:  holy s**t
\nElShaddai:  whya rent you?
\nUser guest28 left the room.
\nYHWH:  ok that was funny luke
\nYHWH:  the gospel of luke
\nElShaddai:  the Gospel of Luke … oh vey
\nYHWH:  well give us the gospel
\nGROVER:  i reeled im in 4 ya luke
\nYHWH:  if you want attention you have to get back into porn
\nYourMoralLeader:  thanks grover
\nguest32:  He laughs, he spaeks, but does he have an opinion tonite?
\nguest25:  fluke
\nguest25:  gone fishing
\nYourMoralLeader:  is that wrong?
\nYourMoralLeader:  should i embrace my wounded inner child and how?
\nYHWH:  you speak a lot abotu morality, yet you never hold forth on moral matters
\nYHWH:  why are you not more like YOUR moral leader and windbag Dennis Praeger
\nUser guest34 changed their name to nanostep.
\nGROVER:  give example  yh
\nElShaddai:  only when he posts his own opinion will he become a moral leader
\nElShaddai:  right now he is the leading cut and paster
\nYHWH:  how the hell did you talk them into letting you convert
\nGROVER:  and get  a real name yh
\nguest32:  Ok, counting hits for a night or two is one thing, but speak or be ridiculed ENDLESSLY. Oh wait, you already are. Never mind….
\nnanostep:  is there audio? say something… test test test
\nYHWH:  more Air Supply!
\nnanostep:  the audio quality is crappy unless you are close up
\nguest25:  more carpenters
\nElShaddai:  we hear you- as I heard you at prayer earlier
\nnanostep:  did you return that other web cam?
\nElShaddai:  and the answer is still no
\nYHWH:  thank you luke
\nYHWH:  all i need is youtoo
\nguest33:  You mustrealize, that having a live streaming web cam, such as you do, you are bound to get a bail load of disbelievers. That being said, how do you deal with it? I mean besides God’s word. If you don’t mind my asking, whatdo you get from this?
\nnanostep:  do you deserve a "miracle?" have you earned it? 
\nguest25:  I believe
\nYHWH:  he has a narcissistic personality disorder
\nElShaddai:  guest33 he gets attention
\nElShaddai:  and all Luke needs is attention
\nYourMoralLeader:  true
\nElShaddai:  he craves it
\nguest25:  he deserves it!
\nnanostep:  he’s no a narcissist… he’s just bored
\nGROVER:  its his site 33 he can do what he wants
\nElShaddai:  in fact this is as interested in anything as he gets- us talking about him
\nnanostep:  that
\nYHWH:  well said ES
\nElShaddai:  he cares about no other subjet
\nnanostep:  he doesn’t have NPD…
\nYHWH:  you notice he’s not disagreeing
\nnanostep:  I’m sure he has a public persona…
\nguest33:  I certainly meant no disrespect, I just prefer Genesis to Mike and the Mechanics
\nElShaddai:  no- he does not
\nGROVER:  only fools argue with fools
\nElShaddai:  his public persona is sit in a corner and read eggheaded books<\/p>\n

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