{"id":25117,"date":"2010-10-25T16:20:05","date_gmt":"2010-10-26T00:20:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=25117"},"modified":"2010-10-25T16:20:05","modified_gmt":"2010-10-26T00:20:05","slug":"i-might-be-lazydox","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=25117","title":{"rendered":"I Might Be Lazydox"},"content":{"rendered":"

Heshy Fried writes<\/a>:<\/p>\n

You tend to only wear tzitzis on shabbos or when you want to make people think you are frummer than you really are, like at shachris<\/p>\n

You want to daven maariv, but are so damned tired that you only say the first paragraph of shema when you are already in bed<\/p>\n

Z\u2019man krias shema? Try tefillin for mincha<\/p>\n

You \u201cforget\u201d to put on tefillin<\/p>\n

Your idea of shabbos lunch is empire meat on white bread with mustard while reading the NY Post in your underwear<\/p>\n

You roll into shul only when you have a meal setup<\/p>\n

You figure if the Dutch can wait an hour between meat and milk you can too<\/p>\n

You only wash for bread and bench on shabbos<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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