{"id":2487,"date":"2008-03-18T21:46:08","date_gmt":"2008-03-19T05:46:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2487"},"modified":"2008-03-20T08:59:25","modified_gmt":"2008-03-20T16:59:25","slug":"im-a-shark-with-the-ladies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2487","title":{"rendered":"I’m A Shark With The Ladies"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’d like to think of myself as a ruthless exploiter of the fairer sex.<\/p>\n

It helps my self-esteem and my street cred in Pico\/Robertson.<\/p>\n

Sheesh, whenever I speak to a damsel for five minutes in a public place, the poor lass gets warned about me.<\/p>\n

I’m a shark!<\/p>\n

Anyway, I’m a shark with his car in the shop. Anyone in Pico\/Robertson who wants to give me a ride for two miles west on Pico Blvd Wednesday 10:30 am to Fox, let me know. I’ll give you a souvenir tooth and a place in the world to come.<\/p>\n

I learned a new prayer in chat this morning: "May salvation arise from heaven — grace, kindness, compassion, long life, abundant sustenance, heavenly assistance, physical health, lofty vision, living and surviving offspring, offspring who will neither interrupt nor cease from the words of the Torah."<\/p>\n

I’ll let you know how it works for me.<\/p>\n

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