{"id":2485,"date":"2008-03-18T17:39:40","date_gmt":"2008-03-19T01:39:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2485"},"modified":"2008-03-20T09:01:01","modified_gmt":"2008-03-20T17:01:01","slug":"i-almost-died-live-on-my-cam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2485","title":{"rendered":"I Almost Died Live On My Cam"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/yourmoralleader.camstreams.com\/\">From my live cam chat<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>YourMoralLeader:&nbsp; hi gina<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; Hey Honey!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; how are you?<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; Thank the good lord&#8230;.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; B&quot;H<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; see the play MODERN ORTHODOX?<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; 1 and the same!<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; Yup a while ago<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; B&quot;H<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; what did you think?<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; did you write it?<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; I&#8217;m Jewish&#8230; a ? with a ?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; no<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i&#8217;d give it a 6out of 10<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; molly ringwald was in the version I saw<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; I&#8217;d give it a 5<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/archives\/updates\/080316.htm<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; check out the dark chick on top, she&#8217;s hilarious<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; these are my interviews from 1995<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; back when i was scoring at aish<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; B&quot;H<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; scoring what???<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; link not working<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; link works for me<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; with the ladies<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; B&quot;H<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; have to make a video, be back in 12 mins<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; B&quot;H its working for me now too&nbsp; B&quot;H<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; Heimlich!!!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; sorry<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i&#8217;m back<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I almost died there<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; choking on my peanut butter on raisin bread toast<\/p>\n<p>YourMoralLeader:&nbsp; oy ve<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; died on my cam<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; for your sins!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I was taking a podcast, slapping on contact info on a screen, and making one of my amazing videos<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; Glad you&#8217;r OK B&quot;H<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; next time make a brocha!!!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; oy<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yes<br \/>\nUser guest39 left the room.<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; then I can say amen brother<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; for grapes?<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; of wrath<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; yesterdays orange looked juicier<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; seedless I hope<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; hey aussie<br \/>\nAussieGirl:&nbsp; hi how are you<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; so what did you guys eat last?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; praise g-d<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; chinese<br \/>\nAussieGirl:&nbsp; soup for lunch<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Let&#8217;s talk about me<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; how&#8217;s aussie cricket?<br \/>\nAussieGirl:&nbsp; we lost<br \/>\nAussieGirl:&nbsp; to india<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; oy<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; such a shanda<br \/>\nAussieGirl:&nbsp; what are u eating<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; no fear of the white man<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; grapes<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=fIfEb6rPrdE<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; me from 1995, creepy!<br \/>\nAussieGirl:&nbsp; okkkk<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; is everyone keeping up with the torrid pace in here?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i can slow down if you like?<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; I like it slow<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; what&#8217;s the most horribly funny thing anyone has said to you\/done to you recently?<\/p>\n<p>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; For the ladies, are you attracted to men who drive fast close to cliffs? and blow hot and cold in their courting? do you love that torture?<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; I&#8217;m thinking<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; blow hot and cold<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Khun, how many ladies have you slept with in your life and how many were hookers?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; and how many students?<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; I pass on the hooker ? about 70 ladies&#8230;maybe more and the worst I ever had was wonderful<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; students&#8230;I slept with students when that was still Ok to do without getting fired<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; come on ladies, give me some action in here!<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; Luke why were you a virgin until you were 22?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; because I was a loser and awkward and scared<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; were you shy?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; and very moral<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; scared?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; about some things<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; you were SHY?<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; did any ladies want to sleep with you because let&#8217;s face it, you were very handsome in your youth (in a gay sort of way)<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I had vaginaphobia<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; mayb esome did, but I was dense<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; I really gotta get a life!<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; too dense to want some poon tang when all your harmones were firing on all cylinders? <br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I was scared<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I didn&#8217;<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; t connect well<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Anyone in here read THE GAME by neil strauss?<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; Luke would you make love to Linda McCartney or would her stump<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; turn you off<br \/>\nAussieGirl:&nbsp; wow whats with the utube vids<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i&#8217;d be scared she&#8217;d want half of my assets<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; you like aussie?<br \/>\nAussieGirl:&nbsp; what are they<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Anyone in here read THE GAME by neil strauss? NOT ME any good?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; interviews from 1995<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; for learning about women<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; and what they want<br \/>\nCurious:&nbsp; You look well, Luke.&nbsp; How is your erectile dysfunction, if I may ask?<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; Curious&#8230;Luke wouldn&#8217;t boff Linda McCartney<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Much better <br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I would Linda, if she&#8217;d convert to Orthodox Judaism<br \/>\nUser AussieGirl changed their name to Aussie.<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; and she&#8217;s worth 50 mil&#8230;I&#8217;d do Paul for half of that<br \/>\nCurious:&nbsp; Luke, she is worth millions (albeit ill gotten)<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; does the STUMP thing turn you off?<br \/>\nAussie:&nbsp; i thought linda was dead<br \/>\nUser Robin left the room.<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; just tuck it over your shoulder<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; after all Paul seemed to enjoy the stump thing<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; You&#8217;re right Aussie..wrong wife<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; do you floss in front of your Jewess&#8217;?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I dont think I&#8217;d have a problem with a stump<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; Groady dude<br \/>\nAussie:&nbsp; its heather<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; if I loved her<br \/>\nAussie:&nbsp; heather mills<br \/>\nCurious:&nbsp; would you use&nbsp; a condom?<br \/>\nCurious:&nbsp; Baby = $$$$$$$$$$$$$<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;d have to ask my rabbi<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; Heather thank you&#8230;Aussie, would you do Heather for some of that 50 mil?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; this cam is about authenticity<br \/>\nAussie:&nbsp; np khun<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; did you guys see Luke&#8217;s Plumber&#8217;s Crack when he got up?<br \/>\nAussie:&nbsp; showin crack there<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; what the hell are you wearing?<br \/>\nCurious:&nbsp; How much $$ would it take to gain your endorsement of Levitra?<br \/>\nAussie:&nbsp; lmao<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; it&#8217;s hlfway down the back of your ass<br \/>\nAussie:&nbsp; lmao<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; pull it up for Christ sake<br \/>\nCurious:&nbsp; That was his black thong underwear people!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I like to stay loose<br \/>\nAussie:&nbsp; lukes drugs<br \/>\nAussie:&nbsp; crack<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; comando!!<br \/>\nCurious:&nbsp; Luke would it be fair to call you the Australian Borat?<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; Jeeeeez! no wonder your alone&#8230;dress like a slob..flossing the teeth Oy Gevalt<br \/>\nUser Curious left the room.<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; Say No To Crack!<br \/>\nAussie:&nbsp; nooooo crack<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; now he&#8217;s beating his chest like a deranged Jew<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; Al Chait<br \/>\nAussie:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; Crack Kills<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; Those are his brains on crack<br \/>\nAussie:&nbsp; stay away from crack kids<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; How many women her find Luke attrractive?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i need two more to make a minyan for mincha\/maariv<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; Homos can&#8217;t vote<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; I&#8217;m attracted to his crack \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nAussie:&nbsp; well after a few beers<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; Its all about you Luke (and your crack)<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; I think think Heather Mc Cartney would like to stick her stump leg up and down Luke&#8217;s crack&#8230;while he flosses his teeth<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; and eating grapes<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; Kinky eh!<br \/>\nAussie:&nbsp; lmao<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; hahahaaaaaa<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; thats a vision I won&#8217;t get out of my head&#8230;<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; hahaaaa<br \/>\nAussie:&nbsp; whats with the cam<br \/>\nAussie:&nbsp; ur making me sea sick<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; its cracked<br \/>\nAussie:&nbsp; hehe so has he<br \/>\nUser guest41 left the room.<br \/>\nAussie:&nbsp; sounds like hes on crack now<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;m about to work out<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; ewwww more crack!!<br \/>\nAussie:&nbsp; can we watch<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; work out?<\/p>\n<p>YourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i&#8217;ve got tennis elbow from too much blogging<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; lol..<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; daylight savings<br \/>\nAussie:&nbsp; ahemmmm blogging&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; u mean scrolling?<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; ;D<br \/>\nAussie:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; i dotn like this view,,,<br \/>\nAussie:&nbsp; im scared<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; Luke&#8217;s making kiddush!!<br \/>\nUser guest46 changed their name to DKS.<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; crack alert&#8230; beware<br \/>\nAussie:&nbsp; lmao<br \/>\nAussie:&nbsp; i dont want to see it again<br \/>\nDKS:&nbsp; ok bye<br \/>\nUser DKS left the room.<br \/>\nAussie:&nbsp; ahhhh i know this game &#8230;.guesss what im singing<br \/>\nAussie:&nbsp; awwww give us a clue luke<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; my hearing aid needs tunning<br \/>\nAussie:&nbsp; hey hes a clone &#8230;.look no belly button<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; inni or outi<br \/>\nAussie:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nAussie:&nbsp; alian<br \/>\nAussie:&nbsp; ahhhh im scared again<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; be very afraid<br \/>\nAussie:&nbsp; whaaaa hahahahahahaha<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; good show?<br \/>\nAussie:&nbsp; yeah its great ty<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; what would you like me to sing?<br \/>\nAussie:&nbsp; ummmm we cant hear u<br \/>\nRabbiGadolofManhattan:&nbsp; Meine Stetelle Belz<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; I&#8217;ll never be able to drink kedem grape juice again<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; like a virgin<br \/>\nAussie:&nbsp; what with the noise luke<br \/>\nguest48:&nbsp; can you hear me major tom?<br \/>\nRabbiGadolofManhattan:&nbsp; Too lazy to fix things.&nbsp; that&#8217;s why he is poor<br \/>\nRabbiGadolofManhattan:&nbsp; Indolence<br \/>\nAussie:&nbsp; ahhhh i c<br \/>\nRabbiGadolofManhattan:&nbsp; Getting by on looks<br \/>\nRabbiGadolofManhattan:&nbsp; Same as me<br \/>\nAussie:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; and a cute belly button<br \/>\ncuntpunt:&nbsp; AAWWEE CAM IS OFFLINE, WHY?<br \/>\nguest42:&nbsp;&nbsp; yep<br \/>\nRabbiGadolofManhattan:&nbsp; Let&#8217;s all sing a song:&nbsp; Az ikh tu mir dermonenMayne kindershe yorn,Punkt vi a kholemZet dos mir oys.Vi zet oys dos hayzele,Vos hot amol geglantzt,Tzi vakst nokh dos beymele,Vos ikh hob farflantzt?<br \/>\nAussie:&nbsp; just went off<br \/>\nAussie:&nbsp; u missed the workout<br \/>\nRabbiGadolofManhattan:&nbsp; None of you knows what goes on when those lights go down<br \/>\nRabbiGadolofManhattan:&nbsp; Where are you folks from?&nbsp; Iowa?&nbsp; Poland?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I wanna go west<br \/>\nMajorTom:&nbsp;&nbsp; major tom to ground control<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; go west young man<br \/>\nGroundControl:&nbsp; yes major tom<br \/>\nRabbiGadolofManhattan:&nbsp; Pa is a fine state, one which likely will revivify the presidential aspirations of Hillary Clinton<br \/>\ncuntpunt:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nMajorTom:&nbsp;&nbsp; how much farthe west can you go YML?<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; don&#8217;t give up your day job<br \/>\nRabbiGadolofManhattan:&nbsp; Better her than Obama and his favorite pastor<br \/>\nGroundControl:&nbsp; he&#8217;s in lift off position?<br \/>\nGroundControl:&nbsp; Gforce is in control now<br \/>\nMajorTom:&nbsp; I hope he has enouph fuel<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; cholent power<br \/>\nGroundControl:&nbsp; GForce is flaring his nostrils<br \/>\nMajorTom:&nbsp;&nbsp; a sign of agresion innit?<br \/>\nGroundControl:&nbsp; got ME<br \/>\nGroundControl:&nbsp; thought it was rudimentary to mating<br \/>\nMajorTom:&nbsp;&nbsp; thats penis contro Groundcontrol<br \/>\nRabbiGadolofManhattan:&nbsp; **twiddles thumbs**<br \/>\nGroundControl:&nbsp; oh<br \/>\nGroundControl:&nbsp; toilet paper is within reach.. good thing<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; so is cocoa krispies<br \/>\nMajorTom:&nbsp;&nbsp; you have to have paper<br \/>\nGroundControl:&nbsp; space good<br \/>\nRabbiGadolofManhattan:&nbsp; Enablers, all of us<br \/>\nGroundControl:&nbsp; indeed<br \/>\nGroundControl:&nbsp; what&#8217;s hanging outta the back of his chorts?<br \/>\nMajorTom:&nbsp;&nbsp; massive spuage<br \/>\nGroundControl:&nbsp; space suit leaked?<br \/>\ncuntpunt:&nbsp; whats with the TP on the floor<br \/>\nUser RabbiGadolofManhattan changed their name to PastorWrightXXX.<br \/>\nGroundControl:&nbsp; luke.. are you in a maintenance closet?<br \/>\nPastorWrightXXX:&nbsp; So this is what Amerikkka has come to.<br \/>\nPastorWrightXXX:&nbsp; Some master race<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; grape juice and cocoa krispies&#8230;..<br \/>\nUser guest50 left the room.<br \/>\nUser GroundControl left the room.<br \/>\nUser PastorWrightXXX left the room.<br \/>\nUser MajorTom left the room.<br \/>\nUser Gina left the room.<br \/>\nObamaisaracist:&nbsp; love that you broke the story that I saw first about Obama&#8217;s preacher and &quot;Israel&quot; today Luke<br \/>\nObamaisaracist:&nbsp; I knew it was coming<br \/>\nObamaisaracist:&nbsp; next it will be &quot;The Jews&quot;<br \/>\nObamaisaracist:&nbsp; there&#8217;s got to be something about that soon<br \/>\nObamaisaracist:&nbsp; the media is just now going through this guy&#8217;s tapes<br \/>\nObamaisaracist:&nbsp; I&#8217;ve posted that link everywhere<br \/>\nObamaisaracist:&nbsp; I wonder if any jews like geffen, etc are still contributing to obama?&nbsp; geffen, soros, etc<br \/>\nObamaisaracist:&nbsp; and what about scarlett johannson?&nbsp; she &quot;loves&quot; obama, still?<br \/>\ncuntpunt:&nbsp; were you smoking anything tonight Luke?<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From my live cam chat: YourMoralLeader:&nbsp; hi gina Gina:&nbsp; Hey Honey! 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