{"id":24778,"date":"2010-10-15T09:40:37","date_gmt":"2010-10-15T17:40:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=24778"},"modified":"2010-10-15T09:40:37","modified_gmt":"2010-10-15T17:40:37","slug":"luke-again-named-the-los-angeles-orthodox-communitys-most-eligible-bachelor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=24778","title":{"rendered":"Luke Again Named &#8220;The Los Angeles Orthodox Community&#8217;s Most Eligible Bachelor&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>AP Wire &#8211; For the second consecutive year lukeford.net has named its own webmaster, Luke Ford, as &#8220;The Los Angeles Orthodox Community&#8217;s Most Eligible Bachelor&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p>News of the award reached Ford as he finished his pm shift at the Starbucks on La Cienega.  &#8220;I am truly humbled by this great honor.  I praise the selection committee&#8217;s wisdom and bravery in granting me this title, not once, but twice,&#8221; said a tearful Ford.<\/p>\n<p>Luke Ford&#8217;s previous awards include <A HREF=\"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/Images\/photos\/luke.jpg\">Hustler Magazine&#8217;s Asshole of the Month for December 1999<\/a> and aljazeera.net&#8217;s Most Blasphemous Book of 2005.<\/p>\n<p><A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/luke_ford\/book\/xxxCommunicated.htm\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/Images\/photos3\/LukeMohammed.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>AP Wire &#8211; For the second consecutive year lukeford.net has named its own webmaster, Luke Ford, as &#8220;The Los Angeles Orthodox Community&#8217;s Most Eligible Bachelor&#8221;. News of the award reached Ford as he finished his pm shift at the Starbucks &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=24778\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,43],"tags":[24040,23782,3728,822,2551,24041],"class_list":["post-24778","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","category-satire","tag-eligible-bachelor","tag-hustler-magazine","tag-la-cienega","tag-luke-ford","tag-orthodox-community","tag-second-consecutive-year"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24778","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24778"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24778\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24779,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24778\/revisions\/24779"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24778"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24778"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24778"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}