{"id":2474,"date":"2008-03-17T11:43:01","date_gmt":"2008-03-17T19:43:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2474"},"modified":"2008-03-17T19:42:03","modified_gmt":"2008-03-18T03:42:03","slug":"im-folding-my-laundry-live-on-cam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2474","title":{"rendered":"I’m Folding My Laundry Live On Cam!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Click here<\/a> to visit my cam chat and watch me eat a lunch of baked beans on toast while discussing the turmoil in the financial markets with some of American’s brightest thinkers.<\/p>\n

\nRabbiGadolofManhattan:  Luke, our new governor and his wife were SWINGERS!
\nYourMoralLeader:  oy ve!
\nYourMoralLeader:  the seven noahide laws!
\nRabbiGadolofManhattan:  No, seriously, it is on Drudge.
\nGina:  its like the blind leading the blind
\nRabbiGadolofManhattan:  And he took his swinger gals to the Days Inn on the Upper West Side.
\nRabbiGadolofManhattan:  Christ, can’t you fix that audio?
\nMaharet:  greetings
\nGina:  he aint christ
\nRabbiGadolofManhattan:  SWINGERS! That’s adultery even by the liberal standards of the Torah
\nRabbiGadolofManhattan:  Maharet, we don’t often get females in here
\nRabbiGadolofManhattan:  So that makes you hot
\nRabbiGadolofManhattan:  DAMN LUKE fix your audio
\nRabbiGadolofManhattan:  What a mess
\nMaharet:  you don’t care for the mind worms?
\nRabbiGadolofManhattan:  You cannot make it in life with such sloppiness
\nGina:  bring me a slice of orange
\nRabbiGadolofManhattan:  Ech, this sound is insulting.
\nGina:  but it masks the farting \ud83d\ude42
\nRabbiGadolofManhattan:  If Cathy Seipp were still with us he would not be so sloppy and slovenly
\nRabbiGadolofManhattan:  The story is that in an interview, our gov and his wife admitted they both had extramarital affairs, at the suggestion of their marriage counselor
\nRabbiGadolofManhattan:  This was about 8 years ago, he says
\nRabbiGadolofManhattan:  But who knows?
\nMaharet:  wow, that’s one progressive marriage\/marriage counselor
\nMaharet:  If I could have had extramarital affairs I might …nah I’d still be divorced.
\nRabbiGadolofManhattan:  So NJ governor McGrreevy admits to gay sex and may have had a threesome with his wife, Spitzer sees whores, and now this. Bring Back Eliot Spitzer!
\nMaharet:  but my kids might look different
\nYourMoralLeader:  deformed? how?
\nMaharet:  uh…different dna
\nMaharet:  My kids couldn’t be deformed.  I’m hot, remember?
\nMaharet:  hmmm confused or disgusted?
\nRabbiGadolofManhattan:  America has desperate need of moral rectitude.
\nRabbiGadolofManhattan:  The Chinese and the Russians must be laughing at us
\nMaharet:  It always has had.  It’s why people move here.
\nRabbiGadolofManhattan:  Geo check: where do you people live?
\nRabbiGadolofManhattan:  I’m in Manhattan
\nMaharet:  I live in my computer.
\nMaharet:  I type using eyebrow twitches.<\/p>\n

guest27:  tube socks, how human of you
\nguest27:  never wear beige. It drains all the color out of your face and makes you look tired.
\nBosco:  WHY SO SAD LUKE?
\nguest27:  it’s the beige shirt
\nBosco:  I SEE IT’S THE SHIRT
\nguest27:  see?  it’s fact, not just my opinion.
\nYourMoralLeader:  i’m tired, allergies
\nguest27:  you always have to be right
\nBosco:  BOY THAT ASHLEY DUPREE IS MAKING A FORTUNE NOW<\/p>\n

guest27:  she was already making $4400\/ hour
\nUser Bosco left the room.
\nguest27:  that’s way more than I make
\nYourMoralLeader:  what are my best colors?
\nguest27:  black is good, but to be honest I haven’t seen you in many colors
\nYourMoralLeader:  i should do a fashion show of my entire wardrobe live on cam
\nYourMoralLeader:  and get feedback
\nguest27:  at the very least you should throw out the shirt you’re wearing
\nguest27:  and stay away from Earth tones!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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