{"id":2462,"date":"2008-03-14T11:28:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-14T19:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2462"},"modified":"2008-03-15T19:58:09","modified_gmt":"2008-03-16T03:58:09","slug":"booty-calls-in-picorobertson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2462","title":{"rendered":"Booty Mixers In Pico\/Robertson"},"content":{"rendered":"

I found a new store called "Booty" at 8591 Pico Blvd. It advertises: "The Booty Mixer is every Wed nite 8 – 11p, enjoy the wine, champagne, music and art & couture fashions priced at a steal! 15% off everything in the boutique! 21 & up (employed preferred). 310 358 0204."<\/p>\n

Does this store owner know something about my neighborhood that I don’t? Will real estate prices plunge soon?<\/p>\n

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Here’s a picture of the Magdelen church nearby:<\/p>\n

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From my live cam chat<\/a>:<\/p>\n

UrlTurner:  Eliot Spitzer shouold have fought on
\nUrlTurner:  He gained so little by quitting.  Is this what wimps Jewish lawyers have become?
\nUrlTurner:  Bill Clinton toughed it out.
\nUrlTurner:  Spitzer might have as well.
\nUrlTurner:  Luke, where will this Passover find you?
\nYourMoralLeader:  dunno’
\nYourMoralLeader:  please pray for me
\nYourMoralLeader:  not in the hovel
\nUrlTurner:  If you had to guess, how many years will it be before you move out of the hovel?
\nUrlTurner:  Do you expect to die there?
\nUrlTurner:  Will some Mexican day laborer find you there, stuck to your chair?
\nUrlTurner:  Let’s do business.
\nYourMoralLeader:  I expect to die here live on cam<\/p>\n

\nIhateZealots:  cute little clip in your hair
\nATandT:  hit 1.22 litre today here
\nYourMoralLeader:  I’m installinmg semiologic pro wordpress
\npalestine4ever:  what will that do, lukey?
\npalestine4ever:  Luke Ford Cam: fewer visitors than the Scotland Haggis Cam
\nYourMoralLeader:  It’s a Jew thing: http:\/\/maccabeebaseballla.com\/blog\/
\npalestine4ever:  maccabee baseball?
\npalestine4ever:  sigh
\npalestine4ever:  is there a pressing demand for more info on Israeli athletes in Los Angeles?
\npalestine4ever:  how will you make money from this venture?
\nYourMoralLeader:  I was paid $100
\npalestine4ever:  for the video?
\nYourMoralLeader:  for the website
\npalestine4ever:  oh
\nYourMoralLeader:  what do you think I am good at that I could make money at?
\npalestine4ever:  you’d be great at the hardboiled reporter schtick
\npalestine4ever:  the problem is that you rarely write for other publications
\npalestine4ever:  so to introduce themselves to the Luke Ford brand
\nCommanderK:  OHMTGOG what was that?
\nCommanderK:  Luke, you using a lamp cord for a belt?
\npalestine4ever:  woo hoo lukey
\npalestine4ever:  back from phone call and luke is going out on the TAWN
\nYourMoralLeader:  shabbatt shalom
\nYourMoralLeader:  shul
\npalestine4ever:  oh that jewish thing
\nCommanderK:  My wife just asked "what he do" I had no answer
\npalestine4ever:  do you guys have fun at shul or is it a lot of feeling miserable?
\nYourMoralLeader:  fun
\npalestine4ever:  if you say so
\npalestine4ever:  I imagine getting a room full of Chosen together would be a strange experience
\nCommanderK:  after being cooped up in the Hovel all day shul must feel like Buckingham Palace
\npalestine4ever:  but we can at least rest easy in our knowledge of ethical monotheism
\npalestine4ever:  okay, have a good shabbos Luke
\npalestine4ever:  we’ll talk about the other stuff later
\nCommanderK:   ethical monotheismis what Spitzel needed more of..either that or a body double<\/p>\n

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