{"id":2456,"date":"2008-03-13T22:34:37","date_gmt":"2008-03-14T06:34:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2456"},"modified":"2011-07-19T02:30:24","modified_gmt":"2011-07-19T10:30:24","slug":"i-make-love-out-of-nothing-at-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2456","title":{"rendered":"I Make Love Out Of Nothing At All"},"content":{"rendered":"

I came home from a long night at the LA Press Club and find a crowd growing in my cam chat room<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Due to popular demand, I sing Air Supply’s "Making Love out of Nothing at all<\/a>" and then dance the disco chicken before going to bed.<\/p>\n

It was a big hit.<\/p>\n

User YourMoralLeader entered the room.
\nYourMoralLeader:  welcome<\/p>\n

RonJeremy:  hi Luke
\nRonJeremy:  I’m a big fan of yours
\nRonJeremy:  you have some similarities to me
\nLukeFordsAntiPornCrusader:  How are you?
\nYourMoralLeader:  good, u?
\nLukeFordsAntiPornCrusader:  good……..thanks. I have up to the usual: spreading cheer and incurable diseases.
\nAirSupplyLuva:  Hey there
\nAirSupplyLuva:  Why so glum?
\nAirSupplyLuva:  And serious.
\nLindaRonstandtsVoice:  Dude, who are you listening to?
\nLindaRonstandtsVoice:  Dude, why do you look so down?<\/p>\n

AirSupplyLuva:  Ah, I saw a bit of a smile there.
\nLindaRonstandtsVoice:  Where’s your ever present smile? How are you going to charm the ladies with that smile?>
\nAirSupplyLuva:  Is that Moral or Oral Leader?
\nYourMoralLeader:  yo
\nLindaRonstandtsVoice:  Luke………….Levi………………………………….respond, belch………sing……………grunt……..sing………
\nLindaRonstandtsVoice:  HOw are you?
\nYourMoralLeader:  good, workin, listening to dennis prager
\nAirSupplyLuva:  Ah… There’s that famous smile
\nLindaRonstandtsVoice:  Is he the voice of West Hollywood?
\nRonJeremy:  Luke please confirm that your site is staying exactly as is
\nAirSupplyLuva:  And look he has teeth too.
\nYourMoralLeader:  yes, is
\nRonJeremy:  with the only difference being the moral leader title
\nLindaRonstandtsVoice:  He does have teeth.
\nYourMoralLeader:  not even that will change
\nAirSupplyLuva:  Do you know that from personal experience Linda?
\nAirSupplyLuva:  I mean that he has teeth.
\nRonJeremy:  why did SW tell you to change that
\nYourMoralLeader:  he did not, it was only a joke from the spitzer speech
\nUser guest104 left the room.
\nYourMoralLeader:  do you guys need a song?
\nAirSupplyLuva:  Yes we do. Please sing for us oh Moral Leader.
\nYourMoralLeader:  which one?
\nAirSupplyLuva:  AIR SUPPLY PLEASE
\nLindaRonstandtsVoice:  Do people in Australia sing before they throw bumerrangs?
\nLindaRonstandtsVoice:  Yes…………..AIR SUPPLY…………..
\nYourMoralLeader:  yes
\nLindaRonstandtsVoice:  I second that.
\nUser guest111 changed their name to Matt.
\nMatt:  hi Luke
\nLindaRonstandtsVoice:  Luke……………………………
\nAirSupplyLuva:  Lost in Love… Please
\nAirSupplyLuva:  Oooo… he is so excited.
\nLindaRonstandtsVoice:  Is that the famous Matt who runs the bakery on 4th street?
\nUser maven left the room.
\nLindaRonstandtsVoice:  yes
\nAirSupplyLuva:  I am.
\nMatt:  Luke, what’s up
\nLindaRonstandtsVoice:  You should have been a rock star!
\nAirSupplyLuva:  Chazan you are not.
\nAirSupplyLuva:  LOL
\nAirSupplyLuva:  I feel hungry
\nMatt:  better then avshalom katz could do
\nLindaRonstandtsVoice:  With a voice like that……………you could put Pavorotti out of business!
\nAirSupplyLuva:  A successor to David Hung, of American Idol infamy.
\nYourMoralLeader:  yo dude
\nYourMoralLeader:  matt
\nMatt:  are you gonig to the jconnect party on purim
\nAirSupplyLuva:   Now you look 11 years old.
\nYourMoralLeader:  too expensive
\nLindaRonstandtsVoice:  The jconnect party is bogus Matt.
\nMatt:  what’s bogus about it?
\nAirSupplyLuva:  Aish is where it’s at guys.
\nLindaRonstandtsVoice:  Same people as last year; just as boring.
\nAirSupplyLuva:  Or Ba Ba Sally.
\nMatt:  Linda, I guess you didn’t get laid as a result of gonig ot that party last year
\nAirSupplyLuva:  Or Ram Das’ place.
\nguest112:  Rock dog
\nAirSupplyLuva:  He dances too.
\nAirSupplyLuva:  Dude, we have no lives.
\nLindaRonstandtsVoice:  ohhhhhhhhh………..yes
\nguest112:  I don’t like to mince words but you shouldn’t sing. HA!
\nAirSupplyLuva:  Yes please.
\nLindaRonstandtsVoice:  This definitely makes him our moral leader
\nMatt:  linda, what’s your real name
\nMatt:  do you know me by the way
\nLindaRonstandtsVoice:  I am nameless…………
\nguest112:  He is drunk or in love
\nYourMoralLeader:  I luve you guys!
\nLindaRonstandtsVoice:  This morning, a lady asked me, "may I have your name?" So, I gave it to her….<\/p>\n

\nMatt:  Linda, if a guest porn star shows up to the jocnnect, will that entice you to go
\nLindaRonstandtsVoice:  Naw…………..
\nAirSupplyLuva:  A guest starlet???
\nMatt:  make luke can lighten up the party with his connection and bring in a guest
\nLindaRonstandtsVoice:  I need more than that……..
\nAirSupplyLuva:  Some YULA girl in drag
\nLindaRonstandtsVoice:  That would work. If it’s one of luke’s porn babes, I’ll go.
\nMatt:  or the theme of a nudist colony
\nLindaRonstandtsVoice:  I like a YULA girl……….
\nMatt:  everyone there nude
\nMatt:  in the story of purim everyone was nude in achashveyrosh’s palace
\nAirSupplyLuva:  We could play hide the hamentashin
\nLindaRonstandtsVoice:  lol
\nAirSupplyLuva:  I mean hamen tush en
\nMatt:  don’t hide the popy seed ones
\nguest112:  Love is a strange nd curious thing….makes you crazy and sing like a mad man
\nMatt:  of the plain ones
\nLindaRonstandtsVoice:  Luke, have you been bathing your spirit in legalisms on Shabbos lately?
\nMatt:  humantasin look very much like vaginas
\nAirSupplyLuva:  You’re not a mikva boy are you Luke?
\nLindaRonstandtsVoice:  Or am I justified by faith alone?
\nAirSupplyLuva:  LOL Matt
\nAirSupplyLuva:  Very funny, you are right<\/p>\n

\nLindaRonstandtsVoice:  Luke, ever done an aborigine?
\nYourMoralLeader:  no
\nguest112:  So you know other music? What is an aborginne? Is it dirty?
\nLindaRonstandtsVoice:  Does that make your feel deprived?
\nAirSupplyLuva:  I  hear they have a chabad rabbi in aborgine land.
\nAirSupplyLuva:  Don’t we all.
\nAirSupplyLuva:  Blow my digireedu.
\nguest112:  Oh wait I knew that and you have never had some woobla(sp?)? What is your vice
\nAirSupplyLuva:  I don’t know how to spell.
\nguest112:  Why Are you so giddy then?
\nMatt:  Luke when will you start gonig back to Yicc, Chabad and BJ?
\nAirSupplyLuva:  He’s sitting on Hamen’s nose.
\nMatt:  you need to take a stand and show up to all of them  and show them whose boss
\nLindaRonstandtsVoice:  Luke, what language do indigenous people of Australia speak?
\nMatt:  they speak Aw-See
\nAirSupplyLuva:  Google that Linda.
\nYourMoralLeader:  Matt, when they let me in
\nAirSupplyLuva:  Our moral leader’s mind is far too precious.
\nMatt:  they won’t just let you in
\nMatt:  you have to take charge
\nMatt:  you got to force your way in
\nYourMoralLeader:  how?
\nYourMoralLeader:  with my big bad blog?
\nAirSupplyLuva:  Forcing is never a good idea.
\nMatt:  your blog is accurate and only means well
\nAirSupplyLuva:  Our leader is a peaceful man.
\nLindaRonstandtsVoice:  Matt, who is the prettiest chick in the hood? You have been there for a long time.
\nMatt:  if these people running the shows are pussys that’s their problem, not yours
\nAirSupplyLuva:  Rebbitzin…
\nYourMoralLeader:  I’m a lover not a fighter
\nAirSupplyLuva:  That’s my man
\nLindaRonstandtsVoice:  Like Rodney Dangerfied?
\nLindaRonstandtsVoice:  Your Moral LeaderI’m Luke Ford and I want to be Your Moral Leader. Watch me wrap tefillin, study Torah and engineer sweeping moral change. I write the website Lukeford.net.
\nAirSupplyLuva:  Is sweeping moral change allowed on Shabbat?
\nAirSupplyLuva:  sweeping is one of the malachas
\nYourMoralLeader:  no it is not
\nYourMoralLeader:  just be
\nAirSupplyLuva:  How about oogaling? Is that allowed on Shabbat?
\nYourMoralLeader:  yes discretely
\nAirSupplyLuva:  What about if there’s a machitza involved?
\nAirSupplyLuva:  At kiddush though?
\nYourMoralLeader:  ok if discrete
\nAirSupplyLuva:  What about before saying kiddush at kiddush?
\nAirSupplyLuva:  So do you have any opinions on the Spitzer affair?
\nAirSupplyLuva:  ML is enjoying himself.
\nYourMoralLeader:  yeah, it’s hilarious
\nAirSupplyLuva:  Have a Good Shabbos Luke?
\nYourMoralLeader:  and u too
\nAirSupplyLuva:  Any future plans for that beard? Trimming perhaps?
\nAirSupplyLuva:  A little manicuring never hurt.
\nAirSupplyLuva:  I trim.
\nAirSupplyLuva:  Perplexed?<\/p>\n

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