{"id":2454,"date":"2008-03-13T10:51:45","date_gmt":"2008-03-13T18:51:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2454"},"modified":"2008-03-13T22:52:05","modified_gmt":"2008-03-14T06:52:05","slug":"eliot-spitzer-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2454","title":{"rendered":"Eliot Spitzer Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From the AP:<\/p>\n<p>New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer became the butt of jokes faster than, well, faster than it would take a prostitute to ride Amtrak from New York to Washington.<\/p>\n<p><strong>&quot;I sat next to the guy three times and I didn&#8217;t pick up on any of this,&quot; said Comedy Central&#8217;s Stephen Colbert, &quot;and I usually have excellent whore-dar.&quot;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&quot;It&#8217;s just mind-blowing that he spent $4,300 on a hooker,&quot; said New York comic Lisa Landry. &quot;<strong>It just shows how high the cost of living is in New York. That same hooker would cost $50 in Newark.&quot;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&quot;They&#8217;re talking about impeaching Eliot Spitzer if he doesn&#8217;t step down,&quot; David Letterman said, &quot;and I&#8217;m thinking, &#8216;Whoa, a Democrat being impeached for extramarital sex. Well, happy days are here again!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>For the second day in a row, Spitzer was the topic of <strong>Letterman&#8217;s top-10 list. This time, it was &quot;messages left on Eliot Spitzer&#8217;s answering machine.&quot;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>No. 1: &quot;It&#8217;s Arnold Schwarzenegger. Thanks. I&#8217;m no longer America&#8217;s creepiest governor.&quot;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Spitzer, accused of being the prostitution ring&#8217;s so-called Client 9, was Topic 1 again with late-night comics Tuesday. <strong>&quot;Not surprisingly, clients 1 through 8 were Charlie Sheen,&quot;<\/strong> NBC&#8217;s &quot;Late Night&quot; host Conan O&#8217;Brien cracked.<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From the AP: New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer became the butt of jokes faster than, well, faster than it would take a prostitute to ride Amtrak from New York to Washington. &quot;I sat next to the guy three times and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2454\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1280],"tags":[1835,1837,1829,1652,1832,1827,1839,1831,30187,1833,1272,1834,1343,1838,1830,1274,722,1836,1828,1484],"class_list":["post-2454","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-eliot-spitzer","tag-amtrak","tag-answering-machine","tag-arnold-schwarzenegger","tag-charlie-sheen","tag-comedy-central","tag-conan-o-brien","tag-cost-of-living","tag-david-letterman","tag-eliot-spitzer","tag-extramarital-sex","tag-gov-eliot-spitzer","tag-happy-days","tag-hooker","tag-late-night","tag-lisa-landry","tag-prostitution-ring","tag-quot","tag-step-down","tag-stephen-colbert","tag-york-gov"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2454","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2454"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2454\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2454"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2454"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2454"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}