{"id":2448,"date":"2008-03-13T08:47:16","date_gmt":"2008-03-13T16:47:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2448"},"modified":"2008-03-13T22:56:49","modified_gmt":"2008-03-14T06:56:49","slug":"im-a-disgrace","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2448","title":{"rendered":"I’m A Disgrace"},"content":{"rendered":"

From my live cam chat<\/a>:<\/p>\n

guest5:  he has not changed his clothes since yesterday
\nRACKoRIBS:  slept in them evidently
\nguest5:  frankly he looks a mess
\nguest5:  oi vey
\nguest5:  he is letting us down
\nRACKoRIBS:  its only 9:25 in the morning there
\nguest5:  no excuses please
\nRACKoRIBS:  ya, your righrt
\nguest5:  would you let your mother see you like that?
\nRACKoRIBS:  i would, cause i don’t give a s**t
\nguest5:  well you are not jewish
\nRACKoRIBS:  no, i am not
\nguest5:  it would bring shame on the family
\nguest6:  hello from ireland
\nRACKoRIBS:  shame shame on you moral leader
\nRACKoRIBS:  should get cleaned up
\nguest5:  he is not fit to lead
\nguest5:  I am sorry about this man
\nguest5:  he brings shame on us all
\nRACKoRIBS:  so is your video on the google top 100 today?
\nYourMoralLeader:  yep!
\nYourMoralLeader:  got a ton of hits
\nYourMoralLeader:  please bow down to me
\nRACKoRIBS:  where is the link..i don’t bow down
\nguest5:  you are a disgrace
\nYourMoralLeader:  google her name and then search "luke"
\nguest5:  peddling your trash here
\nguest5:  oi vey<\/p>\n

A teacher emails: "Hey man, it turns out your website is blocked by the filter at lausd.  Mazel tov!!!!!  I know this is a big mark of success for you.  Congratulations.  Keep up the good work."<\/p>\n

est58:  But why live in a room and chat all day and night when you could be home?
\nUser guest81 left the room.
\nRussianDragon:  he is home on cam
\nRussianDragon:  i think
\nYourMoralLeader:  online is my home
\nRussianDragon:  will you still be online in the future
\nguest58:  Oh I see you are an intravert
\nYourMoralLeader:  i’m about to leave for LA press club awards,
\nYourMoralLeader:  wanna beat traffic
\nYourMoralLeader:  will hang in starbucks for three hours
\nnicolletista:  how many will you win?
\nDiscoDuck:  what do you do on Shabbat?
\nguest58:  What type of press do you do in L.A.?
\nYourMoralLeader:  blog
\nguest58:  I would hope you would clean up before you go.
\nYourMoralLeader:  i’ll let you guys check me over before i leave
\nnicolletista:  all right luca
\nguest58:  That would be good
\nguest58:  Do they give awards for blogging?
\nRussianDragon:  ok bye luke
\nDiscoDuck:  what do you do on Shabbat?
\nYourMoralLeader:  go to shul
\nYourMoralLeader:  i misspoke, it is just a party, not awards
\nRussianDragon:  are you a rebel without a shul
\nYourMoralLeader:  no longer
\nguest58:  Party is a good way to meet people
\nRussianDragon:  wow
\nRussianDragon:  good on you
\nDiscoDuck:  with this time you have do you learn during the week
\nYourMoralLeader:  yes
\nYourMoralLeader:  i learn torah regualrly
\nDiscoDuck:  sounds good
\nRussianDragon:  do you speak hebrew very well?
\nYourMoralLeader:  no
\nDiscoDuck:  which email can I send the shul review to?
\nYourMoralLeader:  lukeisback@gmail.com you are the best!
\nYourMoralLeader:  together we can make a better world
\nYourMoralLeader:  tikkun olam
\nDiscoDuck:  that is true
\nDiscoDuck:  I see the biggest problem today with Judaism is inter-fighting
\nLukeFordsHairPiece:  YLM, do you speak Pig Latin very well?
\nLukeFordsHairPiece:  Discoduck…….you mean….intra-fighting……..as we are all in the same boat, thought some of us are closer to the latrine than others.
\nYourMoralLeader:  i think it’s apathy
\nYourMoralLeader:  yes
\nYourMoralLeader:  fighting means you care
\nDiscoDuck:  where will it be published on your blog?
\nDiscoDuck:  in fighting has always been a problem for the Jewish people
\nDiscoDuck:  the answer to bring moshiach is right there and yet we can’t all get along
\nDiscoDuck:  besides doing mitzvot what are you going to do to bring moshiach yml?
\nDiscoDuck:  I’m not getting audio
\nguest58:  He is doing a commercial
\nguest58:  There is no audio alot of the time
\nguest58:  He did this yesterday
\nDiscoDuck:  Especially with the scruffy beard I could see him dancing with Cunin at the Chabad Telethon
\nguest58:  hey HairPiece, how is it that the YML is answering questions but I dont see him on his key board?
\nUser guest85 entered the room.
\nguest58:  Is the guy on the screen the same as the guy in red letters?
\nDiscoDuck:  no that is his evil twin
\nLukeFordsHairPiece:  His moral leadership types in his stead…………..
\nLukeFordsHairPiece:  YLM is a master delegater; his next-door neighbor belches for him.
\nguest58:  Something is very strange
\nDiscoDuck:  his braided arm pit hair?
\nDiscoDuck:  or food particles in his beard?
\nLukeFordsHairPiece:  He keeps fit by having the owner of his hovel eat all the fattening foods he would like to
\nguest58:  I dont think he looks very fit
\nLukeFordsHairPiece:  His rabbi reads his siddur for him.
\nDiscoDuck:  have him do a bmi for you guest 58
\nguest58:  His rabbi must answer his blogs also
\nLukeFordsHairPiece:  His gentile neighbors eat all of his treif.
\nguest58:  what is a bmi?
\nDiscoDuck:  body mass index
\nDiscoDuck:  get out of your cave once in a while
\nguest58:  oh Lord help me
\nLukeFordsHairPiece:  When he passes gas, he blames the nearest dog.
\nguest58:  Which in CA has been eaten by now
\nDiscoDuck:  doesn’t it smell like rose petals?<\/p>\n

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