{"id":2437,"date":"2008-03-12T17:21:31","date_gmt":"2008-03-13T01:21:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2437"},"modified":"2008-03-12T21:55:50","modified_gmt":"2008-03-13T05:55:50","slug":"what-better-way-to-get-back-at-eliot-than-to-be-with-luke-at-the-hovel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2437","title":{"rendered":"What Better Way To Get Back At Eliot Than To Hook Up With Luke At The Hovel?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Click here for my live cam and live chat with today’s leading thinkers<\/a>:<\/p>\n

Client9:  Larry King is devoting the "full hour" to guys who boff Hookers
\nClient9:  the poor poor wife looks sad and confused…she’s ready for Luke
\nClient9:  what better way to get back at Eliot than to boff Luke at the Hovel..
\nClient9:  Air Supply on the CD player…sipping Green Tea
\nClient9:  from a gallon jug
\nClient9:  tell Amalek that Spritzer’s galfriend lives on 22nd St and came to New York to become a singer<\/p>\n

\nClient9:  wonder if the poor confused child likes Air Supply?
\nClient9:  I can hang in here for awhile because my wife is chatting with her mother in T-land..if she sees me "wasting time" with Luke she yells at me ahahaaaa
\nDiscoDuck:  luke is sending her his "lap" cam shots
\nClient9:  right there in the Air Supply camp
\nClient9:  Luke you changed your shirt…is this EVENING WEAR?
\nDiscoDuck:  he doesn’t look so high at this point kind of mello and slightly listless
\nClient9:  If we see that black tee again tomorrow morning I’ll call the Health Dept.
\nDiscoDuck:  send him a bar of soap
\nClient9:  next trip to the market don’t forget to pick up some TIDE with the Green Tea Bags
\nClient9:  did the landlord turn off the hot water?
\nClient9:  you look rather spiffy
\nYourMoralLeader:  hot date tonight!
\nYourMoralLeader:  or two
\nClient9:  HOT DATE tonight…Leave the CAMERA ON
\nDiscoDuck:  The mohel is coming over
\nClient9:  we wanna see your ass bobbing around
\nClient9:  Camera ON…don’t forget to take a few Lavitra
\nClient9:  take Cialis, viagra and Lavitra..plenty of Green Tea
\nClient9:  the only guy still listening to Brian Adams..even Brian Adams doesn’t listen to himself
\nFEARLESSLEADER:  play something crazy and wild
\nClient9:  I am deeply sorry I did not live up to what was expected of me…Gov Spritzer…Luke do you ever feel like you are not living up to what is expected of you? Not that we expect much but…..
\nFEARLESSLEADER:  uh, oh breaking out some crazy s**t
\npalestine4ever:  is he recording sound effects now?
\nClient9:  he’s off his meds again
\nFEARLESSLEADER:  why all the r’s
\nDisturbed:  what is this for?
\nClient9:  If Gov Shwitzer had coneholed the Gay Governor from New Jersey instead of the Hooker he wouldn’t have been busted
\npalestine4ever:  "Right Really" (Luke Ford Kosher Remix)
\nYourMoralLeader:  I’m about to make an important video
\npalestine4ever:  Luke, the mainstream needs  your talents in this case
\nDisturbed:  hope its on cd
\nFEARLESSLEADER:  he would be the perfect presidential candidate then, eh?
\npalestine4ever:  no one is better qualified to comment on this salacious case in a tasteful way than you
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