{"id":2429,"date":"2008-03-11T12:31:06","date_gmt":"2008-03-11T20:31:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2429"},"modified":"2008-03-12T08:53:24","modified_gmt":"2008-03-12T16:53:24","slug":"losing-my-religion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2429","title":{"rendered":"Losing My Religion"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’ve made a cool new video to REM’s song "Losing My Religion<\/a>."<\/p>\n

I’m live on my cam in chat. Click here<\/a>. Journalist Evan Gahr is in my chat room, Curious, Smiling Arab, Chaim Amalek, Khunrum and Governor Spritzer! We’re analyzing the MIssissippi election returns.<\/p>\n

YourMoralLeader:  i build a pawn defense
\nYourMoralLeader:  center of board
\nRussianDragon:  so you probably prefer closed games
\nRussianDragon:  queens pawn or kings pawn openings?
\nRussianDragon:  any new ideas for your hovel cam?
\nRussianDragon:  cabaret act?
\nRussianDragon:  burlesk?
\nRussianDragon:  punch and judy
\nRussianDragon:  uhm guest shows?
\nRussianDragon:  a Cheryl Shuman show?
\nRussianDragon:  shalom 2 all
\npalestine4ever:  allahu akbar to you too, my good Russian Satan
\nYourMoralLeader:  praise allah!
\nRussianDragon:  especially the galls and the guys in the settlements
\npalestine4ever:  Ethical Montheism ftw!
\nRussianDragon:  yes i am satan for sure
\nRussianDragon:  good to see you luke
\nRussianDragon:  great
\nRussianDragon:  yes
\nRussianDragon:  don’t sing
\npalestine4ever:  hey, a little genocide and suicide bombings doesn’t mean we can’t be friends
\nRussianDragon:  you’ll lose people :p
\nRussianDragon:  yeah right
\npalestine4ever:  what can we do to lose your religion that Kendra didn’t already?
\npalestine4ever:  \ud83d\ude00
\npalestine4ever:  we need more mouthguard
\nYourMoralLeader:  check out my new video!
\npalestine4ever:  just as long as you’re aware that Michael Stipe is trying to pull you off to the other team
\nRussianDragon:  ok
\npalestine4ever:  mullet luke for the win!
\nRussianDragon:  i like you with the bondage mask
\npalestine4ever:  the smile with the lawsuits rules
\npalestine4ever:  I love that shot
\npalestine4ever:  could that be… Holly?
\nRussianDragon:  actually i like the petshop boys 2
\nRussianDragon:  holly ratball
\nRussianDragon:  i like her
\nRussianDragon:  she’s HOT
\npalestine4ever:  we <3 holly
\nRussianDragon:  yes we are HUGE fans
\npalestine4ever:  sure she makes her living in sin but so did that Jesus guy preach to the wicked
\nRussianDragon:  praise to the gov
\npalestine4ever:  you’re supposed to get the virgins after you die, guv, not the whores while you live
\npalestine4ever:  bad guv! bad!
\nRussianDragon:  he can’t wait
\nRussianDragon:  gov there are cheaper galls
\nRussianDragon:  did you know
\npalestine4ever:  do not forsake the orgies in heaven for the tawdry sluts on earth
\nGovSpritzel:  Luke which Jewess are you chatting with?
\nYourMoralLeader:  evan gahr
\nRussianDragon:  cherry
\nRussianDragon:  :p
\npalestine4ever:  that’s not a Jewess
\nGovSpritzel:  Do you think he’s swallowed a couple of Lavitra yet
\npalestine4ever:  I feel cheated
\nCurious:  For real or is it a shiksa?
\nYourMoralLeader:  I feel love
\nGovSpritzel:  a Shiksa G-D Forbid
\nCurious:  again the still frame?  why?
\npalestine4ever:  hehe
\nGovSpritzel:  Love or Lust
\nUser guest55 left the room.
\npalestine4ever:  "G-D"
\npalestine4ever:  he knows his name you know
\nRussianDragon:  yes we are VERY cool
\nCurious:  luke looks like e beatnik
\npalestine4ever:  that’s why we’re all like "Allah up in this yo"
\nGovSpritzel:  G-D never take the Lord’s name in vain Goddamnit!
\npalestine4ever:  POLLS CLOSE IN A MINUTE THIRTY SECONDS IN MUZZSIPPEE
\npalestine4ever:  How long before CNN calls it?
\nCurious:  he’s looking very unsavory.  where’s is that nice jewish boy of yesteryear
\nGovSpritzel:  Who is coming over tonight ?
\npalestine4ever:  we all get older, Curious
\nGovSpritzel:  Mary Carey should be out of Rehab by now
\npalestine4ever:  I think Lucas looks more distinguished with his scraggly beard
\nCurious:  Yes, who?  And is this a cash transaction?
\npalestine4ever:  cash’n’carry?
\nGovSpritzel:  Luke have you phoned Spritzer’s wife for a date yet…she’ll be worth trillions after the settlement
\nCurious:  Mary Carey needs to go on Celebrity Fit Club.  Lots of calories in all that alcohol.
\nGovSpritzel:  Kinda cute for an old gal..
\npalestine4ever:  Mary is a sensitive soul
\nCurious:  Sensitive and chubby
\nYourMoralLeader:  I do not look chubby
\nYourMoralLeader:  I have not been taking my lithium
\nGovSpritzel:  the beard hides thosr jowls
\npalestine4ever:  did no one ever think to tell her she doesn’t look remotely like Mariah Carey?
\nCurious:  No Mary Carey, well, actually, you do look chubby
\npalestine4ever:  Luke is looking quite wan and strapping<\/p>\n

\nGovSpritzel:  Luke have you taken Lavitra yet…the evening is coming up soon…Jewess’ will be arriving
\nCurious:  I see moobs (man boobos) on Luke
\nRussianDragon:  mm he’s having a good day i bet
\nCurious:  Luke is riding high from Monday’s Levitra
\nGovSpritzel:  Hey I liked your Video..
\npalestine4ever:  just as long as he doesn’t start carrying a murse
\npalestine4ever:  then i gotta step in
\nGovSpritzel:  and that Roger Jacobs..he went from Skid Row to Green Acres..what a comeback
\nRussianDragon:  he shouldn’t sing aswell
\nCurious:  He needs an image consultant for sure
\nRussianDragon:  yeah great vid luke
\npalestine4ever:  Rodger Jacobs? Wasn’t he begging for pennies a few months ago?
\nGovSpritzel:  Luke is that the same T shirt you were wearing yesterday…?
\nGovSpritzel:  Roger is on the comeback trail…has a new boring site
\nCurious:  Saving shekles by skipping laundry
\nGovSpritzel:  but at least he ain’t dead
\nRussianDragon:  thank god we don’t have smellyvision
\nUser Curious left the room.
\nGovSpritzel:  I wonder if the Hovel contains an iron?
\npalestine4ever:  oh jeez, he retires and has more quasi illnesses than Luke<\/p>\n

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