It only takes one jerk to destroy a party or a Torah class. One loudmouth who goes on and on and you’re held hostage to some jerk who just loves to himself speak but imparts nothing. I’ve stopped going to various Torah classes because there would always be one guy, and it is always a man, who feels compelled to interrupt the class to give over his empty teachings. Twenty people at a class can be well behaved and one jerk drones on and on and wrecks it for everybody. I’m sick of it! If you don’t see me at your Torah class anymore, that’s why!<\/p>\n
From my live cam Monday night<\/a>:<\/p>\n smilingarab: you look surprisingly emo with the beard YourMoralLeader: I’m glad you’ve stayed in touch <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" It only takes one jerk to destroy a party or a Torah class. One loudmouth who goes on and on and you’re held hostage to some jerk who just loves to himself speak but imparts nothing. I’ve stopped going to … Continue reading
\nsmilingarab: you’re one of the few people that a beard makes look younger
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\nsmilingarab: guest5, we are discussing Luke’s facial hair
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\nsmilingarab: I personally think he’s pretty close to getting the Howard Hughes look down
\nsmilingarab: he already wears kleenex boxes for shoes out of poverty
\nsmilingarab: Luke, if I were to convert to judaism would i have to wear a salt and pepper beard too?
\nsmilingarab: because i’m not sure trading the 7 wives for a beard is really such a great move
\nsmilingarab: I mean, I’ve seen jewish women — that can’t possibly be the reason to convert
\nYourMoralLeader: yo
\nsmilingarab: LUKE!
\nsmilingarab: I finally baited you
\nYourMoralLeader: good to hear from you
\nsmilingarab: how’s the SEO business?
\nYourMoralLeader: you need to give me an email address
\nYourMoralLeader: i wanted to email you
\nYourMoralLeader: it’s OK
\nsmilingarab: uh oh
\nYourMoralLeader: drips and drabs
\nsmilingarab: that usually means someone’s suing you
\nYourMoralLeader: made $10 off adsense today
\nsmilingarab: there’s a universe of horrible startups getting serious cash right now
\nsmilingarab: throw some buzzwords like "Luke Ford’s Crowdsourcing Enterprise Solutions" together and you could be rolling in the dough<\/p>\n
\nYourMoralLeader: together we can make a better world
\nsmilingarab: we cannot!
\nsmilingarab: the best we can do is record a new version of Ebony and Ivory
\nOldCarny: that is almost beyond hope
\nsmilingarab: nothing is beyond hope, if Jeff Beck and Rod Stewart can record a record, Luke and I can
\nYourMoralLeader: air supply forever<\/p>\n