{"id":2422,"date":"2008-03-10T12:46:37","date_gmt":"2008-03-10T20:46:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2422"},"modified":"2008-03-10T21:54:10","modified_gmt":"2008-03-11T05:54:10","slug":"im-starting-a-fair-play-for-eliot-committee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2422","title":{"rendered":"I’m Starting A ‘Fair Play For Eliot’ Committee"},"content":{"rendered":"

The Learned Elders of Zion are talking discretely in my chatroom with Client #9<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Due to the severe threat this shanda poses to Jews, I’m not allowing goyim into my chatroom today. You have to show your circumsicion on the way in.<\/p>\n

ClientNo9:  I got a raw deal
\nClientNo9:  Damn b**ch set me up
\nBrad:  wots up client
\nClientNo9:  You’d think that for $5,500\/hour, my name would not have entered into this.
\nClientNo9:  I’ll bet none of you has ever laid out that kind of dough for a hooker<\/p>\n

nicolletista:  yes, eliot–you’re the VICTIM here
\nnicolletista:  i’m outraged for you
\nBrad:  was she worth it
\nnicolletista:  you’re damn right i haven’t
\nnicolletista:  impressed, though
\nClientNo9:  I AM the victim, and so too are the poepole of ny state, if I resign in favor of that ignorant shvartze who I picked to be lt governor
\nguest25:  good point
\nguest52:  for 5500 wot she have? golden flaps?
\nClientNo9:  Seriously, I can’t even remember this guys name.  Only that he was black
\nBrad:  good point and well made but ive no idea wot u r talking about
\nClientNo9:  She was ok, thinner than Monica, but who isn’t?
\nClientNo9:  If and when I leave office, my replacement will be New York Lt Governor David Paterson, who is a crazy shvarzte
\nBrad:  zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
\nClientNo9:  Oy, this is not good for the Jews
\nYourMoralLeader:  Pg. 30 of the sealed complaint :   TEMEKA RACHELLE LEWIS, a\/k\/a "Rachelle," continued that from what she had been told "he" (believed to be a reference to Client-9) "would ask you to do things that, like, you might not think were safe – you know – I mean
\nClientNo9:  Also, it is bad for that other shvarze, Obama.  Too many shvartzes in charge of one state is not a good thing
\nClientNo9:  What was I supposed to do, answer personal ads on Craigslist?
\nnicolletista:  this is great stuff
\nnicolletista:  you would have been better off to do that, yes
\nBrad:  if only u explained it to me
\nClientNo9:  Show me a man who does that, and I will show you a man who is beneath me
\nUser guest56 left the room.
\nUser guest57 entered the room.
\nnicolletista:  cheaper, and in the end just as private
\nnicolletista:  for you anyway
\nClientNo9:  If I had done this with another man, people would be rushing to my defense.
\nClientNo9:  Moral is: no woman is worth $5,500\/hour
\nnicolletista:  you’re quite right–you should call mcgreevey right now
\nClientNo9:  Who knew?
\nUser guest57 left the room.
\nguest54:  TEMEKA RACHELLE LEWIS, a\/k\/a "Rachelle" continued that from what she had been told "he" (believed to be a reference to Client-9) "would ask you to do things that, like, you might not think were safe – you know – I mean that . . . very basic things. . . "
\nUser guest58 entered the room.
\nClientNo9:  Moral Leader, I want you to get in touch with the right people to start a Fair Play for Elliott Committee
\nUser guest26 left the room.
\nClientNo9:  OK, so I had a bleu job
\nUser guest10 left the room.
\nClientNo9:  What man has not?
\nguest54:  what’s "not safe" about that?
\nClientNo9:  What’s not safe is getting caught
\nYourMoralLeader:  Let us pray
\nClientNo9:  On a federal wiretap.  Of all the bad luck
\nnicolletista:  luke you could be the new rabbi baruch korff
\nClientNo9:  I was set up by Wall Street, of that I am certain
\nUser guest54 left the room.
\nUser marlene entered the room.
\nClientNo9:  Good thing daddy is loaded
\nClientNo9:  I am the total victim here
\nClientNo9:  Who is this yutz eating here?
\nmarlene:  hello
\nClientNo9:  He seems very pale.
\nClientNo9:  Drained
\nmarlene:  he doesnt speak
\nClientNo9:  Mr. Ford, you look drained of vital life force<\/p>\n

ClientNo9:  Marlene, who are you?  How do you happen to come here?  Do I know you from that other place?
\nmarlene:  what other place?
\nClientNo9:  How many diamonds are you?
\nClientNo9:  You know
\nmarlene:  i really dont
\nnicolletista:  don’t put anything on the record–very clever eliot
\nmarlene:  diamonds?
\nBrad:  are you available for hire client no 9
\nClientNo9:  Let me put it this way, IF you were a prostitute, what would men pay to have sex with you?
\nnicolletista:  he is not hired–he hires–that was his problem
\nUser Brad changed their name to ClientNo10.
\nClientNo10:  ahhh that was good
\nClientNo9:  Even Luke, I will wager, has hired a prostitute every now and then. MAybe he spent $4,000 instead of $5,000, but the idea is the same
\nmarlene:  are you all hookers?
\nClientNo10:  not all of us
\nClientNo9:  Marlene, what would you have charged me?
\nmarlene:  okeydokey
\nClientNo10:  just most
\nYourMoralLeader:  never
\nmarlene:  im not a hooker you pervert
\nClientNo10:  leader is our pimp
\nClientNo9:  You look like a man who goes to hookers
\nmarlene:  there not very good morals cant you get a girl without paying them!
\nUser guest61 changed their name to boredperson.
\nClientNo9:  No, I need to pay
\nboredperson:  hello
\nmarlene:  why are you ugly?
\nboredperson:  are you luke
\nYourMoralLeader:  yo
\nYourMoralLeader:  yes
\nClientNo9:  Is who luke?
\nboredperson:  who is the person  on the video
\nguest60:  luke ,i enjoy your blog
\nmarlene:  someone who is too ugly to get a girl so has to pay them instead
\nYourMoralLeader:  thank you
\nmarlene:  you eat a lot man!
\nboredperson:  luke are you jewish
\nYourMoralLeader:  y
\nClientNo9:  If I were some holy roller Christian fundie wingnut I could apologize declare myself a sinner, and this would be a one day story
\nmarlene:  because you have one of those hat things
\nboredperson:  because it looks like there is a yamaca on your head
\nYourMoralLeader:  always
\nnicolletista:  luke you really ought to use this beautiful double portrait on your blog
\nClientNo9:  They are called yarmuekeys
\nboredperson:  so are you jewish
\nnicolletista:  http:\/\/www.startribune.com\/photos\/?c=y&img=spit1.JPG
\nmarlene:  do you approve of prostitutes moral leader
\nYourMoralLeader:  no
\nClientNo9:  Prostitutes preserve marriages
\nClientNo9:  And that is a fact
\nUser boredperson left the room.
\nmarlene:  me neither but of your desperate……….
\nnicolletista:  hm, i doubt they will preserve YOURs eliot
\nUser guest62 entered the room.
\nClientNo9:  I should’ve kept things local
\nClientNo9:  No use of wires, no out of state transportation of hookers
\nmarlene:  do you have hookers moral leader?
\nYourMoralLeader:  no
\nmarlene:  why?
\nClientNo9:  This looks like a man who used to be a hooker, before he lost his youthful charms
\nYourMoralLeader:  $
\nmarlene:  i wouldnt pay it!
\nClientNo9:  I don’t trust a man who has never used a professional
\nmarlene:  i dont trust a man with a beard
\nClientNo9:  Like a man who cuts his own hair
\nYourMoralLeader:  i do
\nClientNo9:  not to be trusted.
\nUser guest60 left the room.
\nnicolletista:  judaism is a good religion for a man who cuts his own hair
\nClientNo9:  I WILL STEAMROLL OVER ALL OF YOU
\nLiteratePervert:  Okay, so we’re talking about Spitzer, are we?
\nguest25:  y
\nmarlene:  whats spitzer?
\nClientNo9:  No comment
\nmarlene:  isnt it a type of drink?
\nClientNo9:  yes
\nmarlene:  hmmm yum
\nClientNo9:  like selzer water
\nUser guest19 left the room.
\nmarlene:  what no like alcohol
\nnicolletista:  yes, seltzer with spit in it
\nClientNo9:  The sheer VOLUME of food that this guy eats is astounding
\nmarlene:  errrrrrr thats gross man
\nmarlene:  i know hes off now to get more
\nClientNo9:  I would not let him eat at my table at the club
\nnicolletista:  i bet "rachelle" knows a lot about gross stuff
\nUser guest63 left the room.
\nClientNo9:  That being the Harvard Club
\nClientNo9:  Look!
\nmarlene:  oo eating again
\nmarlene:  id cut down, no one likes a man with a beer belly
\nClientNo9:  What on earth is he putting into his mouth?
\nmarlene:  or 4  chins
\nClientNo9:  Mr Ford, show us your stomach
\nmarlene:  slow down man were not going to take it off you
\nmarlene:  thats a bit dangerous
\nmarlene:  you could choke which is a serious matter
\nmarlene:  put it away some of us are eating you know
\nmarlene:  dont want to see your man boobs
\nClientNo9:  You would be far better off eating salmon.  Lots of protein per bite
\nmarlene:  maybe you should go for a walk rather than sitting here, looks like you could use the exercise to be honest mate
\nmarlene:  see bet youve got indigestion eating that fast
\nmarlene:  go get some anti acids
\nguest64:   its only oranges dudes and dudetts
\nmarlene:  still too much isnt good for you
\nguest64:    he maybe did two
\nguest64:   same as in a glass of orange juice
\nmarlene:  i knew someone who once went orange because they ate too many
\nguest64:   he justsaved himself a trip to the blender
\nmarlene:  bet hes gone to get more
\nguest64:   let’s see
\nmarlene:  ok bet he does
\nguest64:  or he may never come back and we will have no more, your moral leader<\/p>\n

ragon:  oooooh noooooooooo
\nRussianDragon:  why
\nguest104:  he has a hat on
\nRussianDragon:  that’s his jewish thinking cap
\nUser ClientNo10 entered the room.
\nRussianDragon:  it doesn’t work
\nguest104:  yeh i can see thht
\nBrad:  the scarlet pimpernel
\nguest111:  now i see luke
\nguest104:  thats not him
\nguest111:  hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
\nguest111:  luke
\nguest111:  I’m your biggest fan
\nguest111:  probably only fan
\nguest111:  it was fun in the darkness
\nguest111:  i felt your presence
\nguest111:  but did not see you
\nguest104:  i didnt
\nguest104:  feel you
\nguest111:  he looks soo serious
\nguest104:  ohhtell me
\nguest111:  we are observing "the master"
\nBrad:  of
\nguest111:  some call him furryface
\nguest111:  some call him leader
\nguest104:  no fur face
\nBrad:  of
\nguest111:  some call him the spacecowboy
\nguest111:  or even maurice
\nBrad:  i think he has kidnapped your brain
\nguest111:  and he speaks of the pompetous of love
\nguest104:   i think MR NOBODY!!
\nguest111:  i really love your peaches
\nguest111:  i wanna shake your tree
\nguest104:  me have no peaches
\nguest111:  is there someone with peaches in the room?
\nguest104:  i anna………….
\nguest111:  any peaches in the room
\nguest104:  i wanna……….
\nguest104:   no pears
\nguest111:  chaim called them ovulating females
\nguest111:  but i guess he’s only into little cute jewish girls
\nguest104:  what pears??
\nguest111:  especially when the are from THE VALLEY
\nguest104:  were you then 111
\nguest111:  you mean region of the world
\nguest104:  yes
\nguest111:  europe
\nguest111:  belgium to be exact
\nUser guest112 left the room.
\nguest104:  gives a lot of scope
\nUser guest110 left the room.
\nguest104:  ohh hes moving
\nUser lumus left the room.
\nguest111:  he is phoning someone
\nguest111:  i wonder who it is
\nguest111:  his mom?
\nguest104:  moaning about us to mummy
\nguest111:  "the boys on the chat were mean to me mummy!!!"
\nguest111:  "sniff sniff"
\nguest111:  "plz punish them"
\nguest111:  "spank them plz on their bottoms"
\nguest104:  oh dear son go to bed
\nguest111:  i bet she said
\nguest111:  GET A LIFE
\nguest111:  luke
\nguest111:  get a serious job
\nguest104:  ohh a smile
\nguest111:  he rarely smiles
\nUser ClientNo9 entered the room.
\nguest104:  gathered that
\nUser ClientNo9 changed their name to ChaimAmalek.
\nguest111:  i think he thinks smiling renders him more human
\nguest104:  HUMAN??
\nguest111:  and human is not what he aspires to
\nguest104:  be yes
\nChaimAmalek:  This Spitzer thing is not good for the Jews.  Another shvartze in power, perhaps soon to be joined by a mischelung in the White House with a Muslim father.
\nguest111:  ah ah yes
\nguest104:  god thats heavy
\nguest111:  prostitutes and stuff
\nChaimAmalek:  The colored I was referring to is our black lt governor
\nguest111:  wonderfull
\nChaimAmalek:  who might soon become Governor of the Jews of New York.  And later to be joined by Husseain Obama as Prosident of the Jews of America
\nguest104:  he never awnsers us
\nChaimAmalek:  Gentlemen, the skies are darkening all across America
\nguest104:  just looks
\nguest111:  yes they even darken here in europe
\nChaimAmalek:  Luke loves this.  He has a God-like perch from which to look down with disdain on his lessers
\nguest111:  yes yes
\nguest111:  exactly
\nChaimAmalek:  What we cannot see is that he is not wearing any underpants.
\nguest104:  who is chaim 11?
\nChaimAmalek:  Nor can we see the houseguest.
\nguest111:  he does not interact with us mere mortals
\nYourMoralLeader:  hi
\nYourMoralLeader:  i am here for you guys
\nguest104:  oh hi
\nguest111:  we are just the dandruf he brushes of his shoulders
\nYourMoralLeader:  sorry, i was just earning a living
\nguest111:  lol
\nguest111:  ROFL
\nChaimAmalek:  Because of Luke I have to pay women $$$$ for sex
\nguest104:  he spoke to us
\nguest111:  earning a living
\nChaimAmalek:  There’s that drained look<\/p>\n

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