{"id":24151,"date":"2010-09-27T14:41:49","date_gmt":"2010-09-27T22:41:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=24151"},"modified":"2010-09-27T16:32:13","modified_gmt":"2010-09-28T00:32:13","slug":"the-remains-of-a-bat-mitzvah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=24151","title":{"rendered":"The Remains Of A Bat Mitzvah"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am told:  I went yesterday to <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.slhotel.com\/\">Sportsmen&#8217;s Lodge<\/a> and I found the the remains of a <A HREF=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Bar_and_Bat_Mitzvah\">bat mitzvah<\/a> from this past Saturday. Approximately 500 copies of a pink pamphlet were scattered all over floor. Each booklet had on the cover a quite provocative picture of the bat mitzvah girl and contained several pages of holy writings and prayers with G-d&#8217;s name. The papers say that the bat mitzvah was officiated by <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.sftpa.com\/Clergy.htm\">cantor Judy Fox<\/a>. It seems like the bat mitzvah girl grew up in a lesbian family, both parents names were female names. The girl&#8217;s name was &#8220;Jordan Kass Ellison&#8221; and her parents signed their names as &#8220;Jane and Carrie.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am told: I went yesterday to Sportsmen&#8217;s Lodge and I found the the remains of a bat mitzvah from this past Saturday. Approximately 500 copies of a pink pamphlet were scattered all over floor. Each booklet had on the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=24151\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[2481,23882,23881,23885,23883,23884],"class_list":["post-24151","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jews","tag-bat-mitzvah","tag-holy-writings","tag-judy-fox","tag-kass","tag-lesbian-family","tag-parents-names"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24151","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24151"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24151\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}