{"id":24151,"date":"2010-09-27T14:41:49","date_gmt":"2010-09-27T22:41:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=24151"},"modified":"2010-09-27T16:32:13","modified_gmt":"2010-09-28T00:32:13","slug":"the-remains-of-a-bat-mitzvah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=24151","title":{"rendered":"The Remains Of A Bat Mitzvah"},"content":{"rendered":"

I am told: I went yesterday to Sportsmen’s Lodge<\/a> and I found the the remains of a bat mitzvah<\/a> from this past Saturday. Approximately 500 copies of a pink pamphlet were scattered all over floor. Each booklet had on the cover a quite provocative picture of the bat mitzvah girl and contained several pages of holy writings and prayers with G-d’s name. The papers say that the bat mitzvah was officiated by cantor Judy Fox<\/a>. It seems like the bat mitzvah girl grew up in a lesbian family, both parents names were female names. The girl’s name was “Jordan Kass Ellison” and her parents signed their names as “Jane and Carrie.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I am told: I went yesterday to Sportsmen’s Lodge and I found the the remains of a bat mitzvah from this past Saturday. Approximately 500 copies of a pink pamphlet were scattered all over floor. Each booklet had on the … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[2481,23882,23881,23885,23883,23884],"class_list":["post-24151","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jews","tag-bat-mitzvah","tag-holy-writings","tag-judy-fox","tag-kass","tag-lesbian-family","tag-parents-names"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t