{"id":2404,"date":"2008-03-06T13:02:29","date_gmt":"2008-03-06T21:02:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2404"},"modified":"2008-03-06T23:04:48","modified_gmt":"2008-03-07T07:04:48","slug":"live-cam-chat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2404","title":{"rendered":"Chaim Amalek Live In My Chat Room!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/yourmoralleader.camstreams.com\/\">YourMoralLeader<\/a>:&nbsp; yo<\/p>\n<p>My mom (despite having the flu) reflects on her experience March 6 in my chat room: &quot;One thing about your contacts, I can rarely understand what they are on about, but sex is in there somewhere. What&#8217;s the goddamit bit about? Sorry about the Lukey. I think they got shy with me on.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>DSVN:&nbsp; Is that the Jerusalem sun shining in your room?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yes<br \/>\nDSVN:&nbsp; Do you ever get any real interesting conversations in this chatroom?<\/p>\n<p>User rum&nbsp; entered the room.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; sometimes<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yo rum<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; my man<br \/>\nDSVN:&nbsp; Hey rum, how are you?<br \/>\nrum:&nbsp; Great<br \/>\nDSVN:&nbsp; Has YML holiness elevated your day today?<br \/>\nrum:&nbsp; hanging out with the misus<br \/>\nrum:&nbsp; Luke did you take the air today&#8230;any exercise?<br \/>\nrum:&nbsp; you look a bit pasty in the face<br \/>\nDSVN:&nbsp; Rum, you in the hood?<br \/>\nrum:&nbsp; go outside and take a brisk walk around The Hovel&#8230;get the blood surging<br \/>\nrum:&nbsp; I&#8217;m in MY hood<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; must get some nourishment first<br \/>\nDSVN:&nbsp; What is your hood?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; who art thou DSVN?<br \/>\nrum:&nbsp; Texas<br \/>\nDSVN:&nbsp; You are in Texas?<br \/>\nrum:&nbsp; what you eating Luke?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; granola<br \/>\nrum:&nbsp; Houston to be exact<br \/>\nDSVN:&nbsp; I thought our moral leader was above eating&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\nrum:&nbsp; my wife always feeds me veggies although I hate them<br \/>\nDSVN:&nbsp; How could he do something so mundane?<br \/>\nrum:&nbsp; any good gossip?<br \/>\nDSVN:&nbsp; He must be doing it to feel what the average plight of those in search of moral leadership&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\nDSVN:&nbsp; is like.<br \/>\nrum:&nbsp; how are the Jewess&#8217; treating you?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; exactly<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; they are confusing and confounding me<br \/>\nrum:&nbsp; business as usual<br \/>\nDSVN:&nbsp; Does eating imply that there is a digestive track or is it that the food vanishes into a black hole once it passes the mouth?<br \/>\nrum:&nbsp; 8 to 10 Jews killed in Israel<br \/>\nDSVN:&nbsp; Rumor has it he&#8217;s at the apex of the mundane and the supernal&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<br \/>\nrum:&nbsp; terrorist attack<br \/>\nrum:&nbsp; market down again<br \/>\nDSVN:&nbsp; Story still unclear. 8-10 dead on some reports. And exact number of terrorist still unknown.<br \/>\nrum:&nbsp; the dollar dropping&#8230;more costly to visit thailand<br \/>\nrum:&nbsp; Luke appears to be safe and sound in his Hovel<br \/>\nUser DSVN changed their name to PacoimaRebbe.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I want some scoop<br \/>\nPacoimaRebbe:&nbsp; The gematria of hovel and sinai are the same. So, this is what Sinai must have been like.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; what&#8217;s it like in pacoima? sounds goyish<br \/>\nrum:&nbsp; Is Goyish a derogotory word for christian<br \/>\nguest1:&nbsp; sorta<br \/>\nPacoimaRebbe:&nbsp; It&#8217;s ripe with gangster, drugs, prostitution and other sorts of vices. It&#8217;s prime terittory for YML.<br \/>\nguest1:&nbsp; gimmmme scooooooooooooooooop<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; where are you from?<br \/>\nguest3:&nbsp; What is this place?<br \/>\nguest4:&nbsp; hola<br \/>\nguest1:&nbsp; olam haba<br \/>\nrum:&nbsp; how about goyishcup?<br \/>\nPacoimaRebbe:&nbsp; Rum, de donde eres?<br \/>\nUser guest3 changed their name to Lilithena.<br \/>\nrum:&nbsp; aqui here in Tejas<br \/>\nPacoimaRebbe:&nbsp; Talvez tienes una bomba en tu culo.<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Is this an eating cam?<br \/>\nguest1:&nbsp; yes<br \/>\nrum:&nbsp; why do people change their names?<br \/>\nguest1:&nbsp; teaching<br \/>\nPacoimaRebbe:&nbsp; He exudes morality by sharing his munching.<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; I was told I could find a Jewish husband through this blog<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; what is your strange english?<br \/>\nPacoimaRebbe:&nbsp; But there is no belch to signify the end of the meal&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\nrum:&nbsp; Denver airport restricting airport website access&#8230;porno I think<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; But maybe not.<br \/>\nPacoimaRebbe:&nbsp; californiaattorneygroup.com<br \/>\nUser guest4 left the room.<br \/>\nPacoimaRebbe:&nbsp; Yes.<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; I do not want to marry a lawyer.&nbsp; Doctor yes, but lawyer no<br \/>\nPacoimaRebbe:&nbsp; Greps.<br \/>\nUser guest5 left the room.<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; do you speack russian?<br \/>\nPacoimaRebbe:&nbsp; geppu suru.<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; thank you)<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;m gonna find out<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I cammed for 12 hours yesterday<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Do you ever turn it off?&nbsp; What about when lady friends come to visit?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; what did you guys do?<br \/>\nrum:&nbsp; 12 hours..I can&#8217;t imagine doing something I enjoy for 12 hours<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Do you get paid for this?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;m trying to figure out how to monetize this<br \/>\nrum:&nbsp; what lady friends?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I happen to be macking on a high level at moment<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Do you sell drugs?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; no<br \/>\nrum:&nbsp; monotize..you think people would actually pay to watch you eat granola?<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; where are you from<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Where is this?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Brisbane?<br \/>\nrum:&nbsp; you can&#8217;t<br \/>\nrum:&nbsp; get a job&nbsp; a real one<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Are yu Jewish?&nbsp; You don&#8217;t look Jewish<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; But you are wearing a yarmulke<br \/>\nrum:&nbsp; instead of wasting time you could be delivering mail&#8230;keeping fit&#8230;.401K&#8230;<br \/>\nrum:&nbsp; holidays off<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Hey, show us your tzizits<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Who is this man?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; He sounds sickly<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; I can hear bodily noises<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; TB?<br \/>\nrum:&nbsp; Jesus Christ&nbsp; call a Medic<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; people!!!!!!!!!!what are you doing here&amp; Have you any time&amp;<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; 000<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Most Jewish women want a doctor, but not a man who needs a doctor<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; How did you catch it?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Needles?<br \/>\nrum:&nbsp; an Asian Man?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; I will guess that you are a convert to Judaism, and reformed.<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Maybe the mohel used a dirty knife?<br \/>\nrum:&nbsp; need to quaranteen the Hovel..call the Health Dept<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Everything here screams goy<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; So why doyou wear the yarmulke?<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; by)<br \/>\nrum:&nbsp; Luke you look a bit errrr! scruffy&#8230;have you showered today?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; I do not see a yiddishe punim<br \/>\nrum:&nbsp; did you loose your comb and razor?<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; good buy<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Did you go to Hebrew school?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; No<br \/>\nrum:&nbsp; hahaaaa<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; But I imagne there have been many screams in that room<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Ex-Catholic?<br \/>\nUser guest2 left the room.<br \/>\nrum:&nbsp; the screams begin as soon as he turns the lights on<br \/>\nPacoimaRebbe:&nbsp; Can&#8217;t hear you.<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; How big is your home?<br \/>\nPacoimaRebbe:&nbsp; Still can&#8217;t hear you.<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Are you on disability?<br \/>\nrum:&nbsp; BIG ahahaaaa<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; I can hear you<br \/>\nPacoimaRebbe:&nbsp; His hovel has a secret door that leads into a mansion&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; very loud<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Nice size study<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; How big is the home?<br \/>\nrum:&nbsp; excuse me but the market is down 215 today&#8230;I have to find a gas pipe&#8230;or a 13th floor. You you fine people later<br \/>\nPacoimaRebbe:&nbsp; He pretends to be a mild-manored hovel dweller, while he actually keeps his cape next to his Talis.<br \/>\nUser rum left the room.<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Dated?&nbsp; noooooo<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Why?<br \/>\nPacoimaRebbe:&nbsp; He actually leads his life as a super hero whose disguise is an orthodox jew.<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Do you have a day job?<br \/>\nPacoimaRebbe:&nbsp; Call it, Clark Kent who keeps kosher.<br \/>\nPacoimaRebbe:&nbsp; californiaattorneygroup.com<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; the sound is weird<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; what do you do to earn a living?<br \/>\nPacoimaRebbe:&nbsp; http:\/\/www.desford.org.au\/home\/index.php<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; No<br \/>\nguest6:&nbsp; eats cottage cheese and oranges<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; you blog?&nbsp; Who pays you?<br \/>\nPacoimaRebbe:&nbsp; http:\/\/www.desford.org.au\/home\/index.php<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; How much do you make?<br \/>\nPacoimaRebbe:&nbsp; The same amount you take.<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; what kind of car do you drive?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; I will never marry a lawyer<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; $200\/week?<br \/>\nPacoimaRebbe:&nbsp; Lilithena. I see you have no greater aspiration than to be a well-taken of womb.<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; You cannot afford a wife.<br \/>\nUser PacoimaRebbe left the room.<br \/>\nUser PacoimaRebbe (69.237.40.34) entered the room.<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; A Jewish woman stays home to raise the kids<br \/>\nUser PacoimaRebbe left the room.<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; You need a bigger house<br \/>\nUser PacoimaRebbe (69.237.40.34) entered the room.<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Are you divorced?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Alimony?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; I am a sturdy woman.<br \/>\nUser PacoimaRebbe left the room<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Do you have alcohol problems?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Drugs?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; I think there is someone for everyone.<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; but you did do them all in the past, right?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Let mesee those tests<br \/>\nUser guest7 left the room.<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Then why are you like thsi?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Chaverim, I don&#8217;t think Luke is the marrying kind<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Such coughing!<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Disorder<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Messiness<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; A man cannot live like this<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; no<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; just tests<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; date?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; when is this test?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; but when taken?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; how old were these tests?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; WHAT ABOUT HERPES?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; What about HPV?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Why did you feelthe need for those tests but not for HIV or Herpes?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Many Herpes people have no symptoms<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; and give it to others<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; you could have it and not knmow<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; why?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; what happened to that girlfriend?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; we broke up<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Where did she go?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Why?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Why didn&#8217;t you marry her?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Something is wrong with you to live lke this <br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; I can tell<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; no you<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; I live in Boston<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Back Bay<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; I visit every few months<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; well cool, you should call me 310-274-9723<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; what do you do for a living?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; I stay near the Kodak Theatre<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Is this real?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Are you in some other field you don&#8217;t want to talk about?<br \/>\nguest9:&nbsp; He is real. A good typist, too.<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Pico sounds Spanish<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; but millions blog<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; How do you pay forgas?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; $4\/gallon i read<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; how tall are you?<br \/>\nguest9:&nbsp; Luke, if you make a copy o f this conversation you can give it to every woman who asks you<\/p>\n<p>Lilithena:&nbsp; Describe your first date<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; if we had a date, what would we do?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; So you are picking me up at Kodak theater on Hollywod where the Oscars are<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; What do we do?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Do you like fine dining?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; What sort of woman do youseek?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; This date is on Saturday night<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; hovel?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; what sort of woman do you find attractive?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; what is your type?<br \/>\nguest9:&nbsp; Don&#8217;t tell her about the grasshoppers<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Team Angelina or Team Jennifer: which are you?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; yes<br \/>\nUser guest11 entered the room.<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; grasshoppers?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; do you eat them?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; What is your sign?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; What do you drive?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; You seem smart, so why aren&#8217;t you doing better in life?<br \/>\nguest9:&nbsp; lilith, you&#8217;re asking all the right questions<br \/>\nUser guest11 left the room.<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; I know so many stupid men who have so much, and you seem tohave nothing.&nbsp; Why?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; My questions have made you pensive<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; I can see it in your face<br \/>\nUser nicolletista&nbsp; entered the room.<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Cares of a lifetime<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; air man<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; You need a woman of means to take care of you<br \/>\nguest9:&nbsp; true again<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; How many books have you sold?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; five is impressive<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; my mom might come in here<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; 4000 x $4\/book divied by effort = not much<br \/>\nUser guest12entered the room.<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; I want to meet mom<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; eeemah<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Do youlike european women?<br \/>\nguest12:&nbsp; what is the subject of the books<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Why aren&#8217;t you married?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; You look like a man who was married, but had a hard divorce and AA <br \/>\nUser guest9 left the room.<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Do you have any close kiddush friends?<br \/>\nUser PacoimaRebbe entered the room.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; hey rebbe<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; why did you keep flashing me that caattorneys group?<br \/>\nPacoimaRebbe:&nbsp; for the hell of it&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;no reason.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; ok<br \/>\nUser guest13entered the room.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; bless you<br \/>\nUser PacoimaRebbe left the room.<br \/>\nUser guest12 left the room.<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Are there any women n your life?<br \/>\nguest13:&nbsp; i lika to soaka the corks<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Do you exercise?&nbsp; Do you belong to a health club?<br \/>\nguest13:&nbsp; do you too soaka da corks&nbsp; immortal leadershipness?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Why aren&#8217;t youmore than you are?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; What causes this?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; ok<br \/>\nUser Toronto entered the room.<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Toronto is a good city<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; You might find a wife there<br \/>\nToronto:&nbsp; lol&nbsp;&nbsp; thanks<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Many nice Jewish boys in Toronto<br \/>\nguest13:&nbsp; women make the best cork soakers<br \/>\nToronto:&nbsp; hahah and everything else on the planet<br \/>\nguest13:&nbsp; especially in toronto<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; That space needle makes every manseem potent<br \/>\nUser guest14 entered the room.<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Masculine, successful<br \/>\nToronto:&nbsp; space needle?<br \/>\nUser guest15 entered the room.<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; that tower in Toronto like in seattle<br \/>\nToronto:&nbsp; hahah the CN tower&nbsp;<br \/>\nToronto:&nbsp; space needle?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; that tower in Toronto like in seattle<br \/>\nToronto:&nbsp; hahah the CN tower&nbsp; <br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; do you r friends ever fix you up?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; yes, cnn<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; you need a matchmaker<br \/>\nUser guest16 left the room.<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; I need a man who appreciates real women<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Maybe you havedated too many women?<br \/>\nToronto:&nbsp; real?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Maybe yuo are too picky?<br \/>\nguest13:&nbsp; sometimes one can soak two corks at the one time<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Real women have real curves and do not look like boys<br \/>\nguest13:&nbsp; cork soakers are born and not made they say<br \/>\nguest17:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nToronto:&nbsp; you mean fat chicks<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; NO<br \/>\nToronto:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nUser guest15 left the room.<br \/>\nUser Toronto left the room.<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; I am height weight proportionate<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; How about YOU Toronot?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Hey guys<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; My mom is in here<br \/>\nguest19:&nbsp; hi<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; So watch your language<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; hi mom<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Hello Mrs. Ford<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; this is exciting<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Why isn&#8217;t your son married?<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; Hallo all<br \/>\nguest19:&nbsp; ur loock like a artits<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Why don&#8217;t you talk to him about need of a better home<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; Hi LUke<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; hi<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; It&#8217;s going grey luv<br \/>\nguest19:&nbsp; like edit murphy lolll<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; hey mom, if you click on &quot;change name&quot; you can be any name you want<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Mrs. Ford, your boy needs a good shave<br \/>\nguest13:&nbsp; http:\/\/www.infectiousvideos.com\/index.php?p=showvid&amp;sid=0754&amp;a=playvid<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; And a bath<br \/>\nUser guest14 changed their name to mum.<br \/>\nguest13:&nbsp; cork soakers<br \/>\nmum:&nbsp; I did<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Artists&#8230;.hipsters!<br \/>\nguest18:&nbsp; what are &#8216;cork soakers?&#8217;<br \/>\nguest19:&nbsp; where you live<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Maynard G. Krebs<br \/>\nmum:&nbsp; OK what do you all want to know about Luke<br \/>\nmum:&nbsp; Mind you, there&#8217;s a lot I don&#8217;t know<br \/>\nguest18:&nbsp; whats his worst habbit?<br \/>\nguest19:&nbsp; i am french<br \/>\nguest18:&nbsp; scratching?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; What are his siblings like?<br \/>\nguest19:&nbsp; phone<br \/>\nmum:&nbsp; He&#8217;ll have to tell you his worst habits.<br \/>\nUser guest18 left the room.<br \/>\nmum:&nbsp; He hasn&#8217;t told me<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; You should intervene to find him a wife<br \/>\nguest8:&nbsp; Sons dont tell their mothers their habits<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; A man must have his mate, as this man proves<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; As his mother,&nbsp; you should see this as job 1<br \/>\nUser guest13 left the room.<br \/>\nmum:&nbsp; His sister is a lawyer, his brother has a garden nursery and is married with two children. Luke&#8217;s voice is dropping out.<br \/>\nguest19:&nbsp; u speack bizarzly<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; I told him<br \/>\nguest19:&nbsp; dark vador lolllll<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Mum , find luke a wife<br \/>\nmum:&nbsp; I liked Limly who was 20 years ago<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; He should have married her<br \/>\nmum:&nbsp; Yes, I think so<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; this is not working for him<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; is it too late for him to marry?<br \/>\nmum:&nbsp; He&#8217;s not that old, is he?<br \/>\nPacoimaRebbe:&nbsp; Luke, there&#8217;s lots of background noise and your voice sounds like it is going through some of disguising<br \/>\nPacoimaRebbe:&nbsp; machine.<br \/>\nmum:&nbsp; Luke, I&#8217;ve got to go and have breakfast. <br \/>\nPacoimaRebbe:&nbsp; Luke, you should have your techincal department look into this.<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; well, yes if you have a nice setup in life<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; bye mom<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; thanks mom!<br \/>\nPacoimaRebbe:&nbsp; yes.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; good to see you!<br \/>\nmum:&nbsp; Bye Lukey<br \/>\nmum:&nbsp; Voice is better now<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; XOXO<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; nice to meetyou <br \/>\nPacoimaRebbe:&nbsp; Who&#8217;s in your techinical department?<br \/>\nUser mum left the room.<br \/>\nguest19:&nbsp; May the force be with you dark vador<br \/>\nPacoimaRebbe:&nbsp; Yes.<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; What sort of man goes into a chat room with his mother?<br \/>\nPacoimaRebbe:&nbsp; Still background noise.<br \/>\nPacoimaRebbe:&nbsp; Who is your Mom?<br \/>\nPacoimaRebbe:&nbsp; Ask one of them&#8230;&#8230;..<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; yes, sounds good<br \/>\nguest19:&nbsp; whas uuuuupppppppp<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Who was your last girlfriend?<br \/>\nPacoimaRebbe:&nbsp; What is her screen name here?<br \/>\nguest19:&nbsp; you are in autralia<\/p>\n<p>Lilithena:&nbsp; Do you own cats?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Iguess yes<br \/>\nguest19:&nbsp; i am in france<br \/>\nguest19:&nbsp; ok los angeles<br \/>\nPacoimaRebbe:&nbsp; How did you get from AU to LA so fast?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; So you dothis all day long every day?<br \/>\nguest19:&nbsp; it&#8217;s you the coop of beverly hills ? lollll<br \/>\nUser guest17 left the room.<br \/>\nguest19:&nbsp; hi Edith<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; What does he really do for a living? Drugs?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; sound off<br \/>\nguest19:&nbsp; drink a beer is better<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; nobody blogs for a living<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; My mom says: One thing about your contacts, I can rarely understand what they are on about, but sex is in there somewhere. <br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; What&#8217;s the goddamit bit about?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; drugs or sex or something<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Sorry about the Lukey. I think they got shy with me on. <br \/>\nguest19:&nbsp; for sex french lover are better<br \/>\nguest19:&nbsp; lolllll<br \/>\nUser nicolletista left the room.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; my mom is the best<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; This is depessing<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; I feel sorry for you<br \/>\nguest19:&nbsp; hoooooooo<br \/>\nguest19:&nbsp; ty for cam i go bye<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; You should immediately start to call up all of your ex girfleinds and see who you can get back together with and marry her<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; why?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Have you ever been with a man?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; no<br \/>\nUser guest19 left the room.<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; ok,have you ever slept with a man;<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; no<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; why not?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Maybe your problem is that you are closed minded<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; A man might be what youneed until you get a woman<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; Call all your exes<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; what sort of neighborhood do you live in? Black?&nbsp; Mexican? Hollywood?<br \/>\nPacoimaRebbe:&nbsp; Where did you get the photo of Bar Refaeli?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; They say that the average manhas three genders<br \/>\nUser guest8 left the room.<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; the man he says he is, the man he is, the man he wants to be<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; What are youlooking forward to most this year?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; finding a wife<br \/>\nPacoimaRebbe:&nbsp; Does she have to eat books too?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; what do you&nbsp; find attractive?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; weight range?<br \/>\nPacoimaRebbe:&nbsp; Lilithlena&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.you intested in Luke?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; He needs a wife<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; How do you feel about a woman who has all that you want, plus&nbsp; wee bit moe?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; more?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i&#8217;m open to that<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; I mean down there<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; give me a height and weight<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; I&#8217;ve heard of &quot;chix with dix&quot;.&nbsp; How wouldyoufeel aboutthat?<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; soyou are open to that? I just heard yousay that<br \/>\nLilithena:&nbsp; If you can handle that little bit extra, I think we&#8217;d get along<br \/>\nguest33:&nbsp; so how&#8217;s the narcissim doing?<\/p>\n<p>UncleDason:&nbsp; i read XXX-Communicated. Interesting <br \/>\nUncleDason:&nbsp; how r u?<br \/>\nUncleDason:&nbsp; You ever get bored doing this kind of work?<br \/>\nUncleDason:&nbsp; lol.&nbsp; Watching you chew gum is hilarious.<br \/>\nUser guest50 (68.190.179.125) entered the room.<br \/>\nUser guest50 left the room.<br \/>\nUncleDason:&nbsp; lol.&nbsp; your not making that face at me i hope<br \/>\nUser guest51 (85.207.40.216) entered the room.<br \/>\nUser guest51 left the room.<br \/>\nUser AMALEK (66.108.241.114) entered the room.<br \/>\nUser UncleDason left the room.<br \/>\nAMALEK:&nbsp; Man, this room is depressing.<br \/>\nAMALEK:&nbsp; Both this chat room and the room it comes to us from<br \/>\nguest42:&nbsp; yo<br \/>\nUser guest52 (220.253.23.129) entered the room.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; welcome<br \/>\nUser guest52 left the room.<br \/>\nUser guest53 (209.30.215.106) entered the room.<br \/>\nAMALEK:&nbsp; I don&#8217;t know how you do it.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; thank you<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;m blessed<br \/>\nAMALEK:&nbsp; You must get a lot of *** on the side from your old contacts in *orn<br \/>\nAMALEK:&nbsp; This is not otherwise sustainable.<br \/>\nguest53:&nbsp; get a haircut dude<br \/>\nAMALEK:&nbsp; I call upon Holly to get into her car, drive over to the hovel, and beat you until you marry her.&nbsp; Then she will carry you, bodily, into your new car, and make you drive her to your new life with her <br \/>\nAMALEK:&nbsp; You need a fertile woman with an income to beat you into manhood<br \/>\nAMALEK:&nbsp; Holly is the one.<\/p>\n<p>CaptainKirksHairPiece:&nbsp; The beard makes you look more rabbinic&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<br \/>\nCARLINO:&nbsp; shalom!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; shalom<br \/>\nUser guest70 left the room.<br \/>\nCARLINO:&nbsp; wassup?<br \/>\nUser CaptainKirksHairPiece left the room.<br \/>\nguest62:&nbsp; kirks been beamed up<br \/>\nCARLINO:&nbsp; Hey YML stop jerkin around willya?<br \/>\nUser MidrashicGirl (98.223.67.246) entered the room.<br \/>\nCARLINO:&nbsp; What is your message?<br \/>\nguest62:&nbsp; is this some kind of cult thing going on here??<br \/>\nguest62:&nbsp; scaring me!!<br \/>\nCARLINO:&nbsp; I am tryin to find out dudes<br \/>\nfredvun:&nbsp; u are hot are you gay too?<br \/>\nCARLINO:&nbsp; stick with me<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; the revolution will not be televised!<br \/>\nCARLINO:&nbsp; who u talkin to fred?<br \/>\nfredvun:&nbsp; hey m girl that sounds like a good porn name<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; it&#8217;s live on luke.tv<br \/>\nMidrashicGirl:&nbsp; How did you know?<br \/>\nfredvun:&nbsp; the homo with the beard<br \/>\nCARLINO:&nbsp; that is a little rude fred<br \/>\nfredvun:&nbsp; you have a whore like charm&#8212;its all in the name<br \/>\nCARLINO:&nbsp; give the dude a chance<br \/>\nMidrashicGirl:&nbsp; Luke is a whore?<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; more or less<br \/>\nfredvun:&nbsp; he has a 1970 snatch on his face<br \/>\nMidrashicGirl:&nbsp; How do you know, Fred?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i respect ur current relationship<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; he is selling himself<br \/>\nCARLINO:&nbsp; Hey YML put up or shut up you schmuck<br \/>\nguest73:&nbsp; what a load of b******s!<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; to the highest bidder<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; what do you guys want from me?<br \/>\nCARLINO:&nbsp; Your message?<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; he does playgirl shoots<br \/>\nMidrashicGirl:&nbsp; I came for action. And distraction.<br \/>\nfredvun:&nbsp; how much does the leader weigh<br \/>\nCARLINO:&nbsp; stick with me MG<br \/>\nfredvun:&nbsp; you look like 240<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; 170<br \/>\nfredvun:&nbsp; hey whore<br \/>\nMidrashicGirl:&nbsp; Who me?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; face is swollen from steroids<br \/>\nfredvun:&nbsp; what films you do<br \/>\nMidrashicGirl:&nbsp; Or Luke?<br \/>\nCARLINO:&nbsp; yea<br \/>\nguest73:&nbsp; and so rude<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; guess blogs don &#8216;t earn that much<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; please good people<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; this room is about ethical monotheism<br \/>\nCARLINO:&nbsp; I think he is a bah mitzva boy<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; let&#8217;s try to keep the discussion on a higher plane<br \/>\nguest73:&nbsp; whats this room about??<br \/>\nfredvun:&nbsp; what the hell is that i have a ged<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; anyone read any good books lately?<br \/>\nfredvun:&nbsp; dont laugh the beard does not make you look smart<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; had any good sex?<br \/>\nCARLINO:&nbsp; his camera technique stinks<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; talked to g-d?<br \/>\nMidrashicGirl:&nbsp; I have.<br \/>\nguest73:&nbsp; yes<br \/>\nfredvun:&nbsp; i love thane!!!<br \/>\nMidrashicGirl:&nbsp; On both counts.<br \/>\nMidrashicGirl:&nbsp; What the F?<br \/>\nfredvun:&nbsp; thats right he is the man<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; why did you change religion luke<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i love thane too<br \/>\nfredvun:&nbsp; thanw<br \/>\nCARLINO:&nbsp; frankly he is a bore<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; he rocks<br \/>\nfredvun:&nbsp; thane<br \/>\nfredvun:&nbsp; thane<br \/>\nfredvun:&nbsp; thane<br \/>\nguest73:&nbsp; planet earth&#8217;s a good read!<br \/>\nfredvun:&nbsp; thane<br \/>\nCARLINO:&nbsp; anyone want any real action?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; WTF?<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; who the f is thane<br \/>\nguest62:&nbsp; i&#8217;m not sure who&#8217;s the weirdest in this room!! theres so many<br \/>\nMidrashicGirl:&nbsp; thane is not a good read.<br \/>\nfredvun:&nbsp; this is my chat room now b**ches<br \/>\nfredvun:&nbsp; i own this sit<br \/>\nfredvun:&nbsp; s**t<br \/>\nCARLINO:&nbsp; fly me<br \/>\nfredvun:&nbsp; thane<br \/>\nguest73:&nbsp; b**ch yourself freddyboy!<br \/>\nfredvun:&nbsp; thane<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; this is like a nightmare<br \/>\nCARLINO:&nbsp; blow your noses on me<br \/>\nfredvun:&nbsp; f**k you ill <br \/>\nguest73:&nbsp; what a t***ER!<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; i am your amoral leader, follow ME<br \/>\nSahara:&nbsp; I&#8217;m not wierd!<br \/>\nfredvun:&nbsp; want to fight<br \/>\nMidrashicGirl:&nbsp; I always have nightmares. This must be my fault.<br \/>\nCARLINO:&nbsp; I am the ships hanchor chief<br \/>\nfredvun:&nbsp; you dream of my penis<br \/>\nCARLINO:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nguest73:&nbsp; he&#8217;s on something<br \/>\nfredvun:&nbsp; given you bad dreams b**ch<br \/>\nguest62:&nbsp; fred your a funny fella<br \/>\nguest73:&nbsp; yea right freddo, dream on!<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; higher plan he said mmm<br \/>\nfredvun:&nbsp; &#8216;thats right i need a cam<br \/>\nCARLINO:&nbsp; he has not talent<br \/>\nfredvun:&nbsp; lose the bearded f**k<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; just saw a piece of sleeping with luke ford<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; video clip<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; dawn that&#8217;s creepy<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; you could be norman bates<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; living with his mom<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; a lot of people say that<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>YourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yo My mom (despite having the flu) reflects on her experience March 6 in my chat room: &quot;One thing about your contacts, I can rarely understand what they are on about, but sex is in there somewhere. 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