{"id":2401,"date":"2008-03-06T07:33:06","date_gmt":"2008-03-06T15:33:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2401"},"modified":"2008-03-06T10:37:59","modified_gmt":"2008-03-06T18:37:59","slug":"i-need-a-virtual-minyan-to-complete-my-morning-prayers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2401","title":{"rendered":"I Need A Virtual Minyan To Complete My Morning Prayers"},"content":{"rendered":"

Whether you are a Torah Jew or a righteous Gentile, please join me<\/a>.<\/p>\n

I feel like one of those Pharisees in the Gospels who Jesus condemned for praying too loudly on his cam.<\/p>\n

This morning we will discuss what does it really mean to talk to G-d.<\/p>\n

I need ten men so I can read from the Torah.<\/p>\n

I need ten women to replenish the Jewish people.<\/p>\n

User AaronBiston [Luke: Is this an imposter or the real Aaron?] entered the room.
\nUser guest31 entered the room.
\nYourMoralLeader:  yo aaron
\nhappy:  hmmmm
\nhappy:  hi aaron
\nAaronBiston:  you are the best Luke
\nYourMoralLeader:  how are you?
\nAaronBiston:  do you think I will win my case?
\nYourMoralLeader:  you’d know better than I
\nAaronBiston:  we should invade BJ and make our own break away
\nAaronBiston:  and over power the forces that run that place
\nYourMoralLeader:  lol
\nAaronBiston:  we should make you the rabbi
\nUser guest32 entered the room.
\nYourMoralLeader:  lol
\nguest32:  hi
\nguest32:  is this live?
\nAaronBiston:  Harav Ford, Sr. Rav of BJ
\nYourMoralLeader:  yes
\nYourMoralLeader:  i love it
\nguest32:  ok.. send me a kiss
\nAaronBiston:  you cna bring in Rabbi Ron Jeremy who is a nice Jewish boy to be a scholar in residence
\nYourMoralLeader:  lol
\nguest32:  `wow
\nguest32:  thanqqqqq
\nYourMoralLeader:  liked that ?
\nguest32:  yeahh
\nAaronBiston:  he is decended from a big famihe is decended of rabbis many generations back
\nUser guest33 entered the room.
\nhappy:  jey where’s my kiss
\nAaronBiston:  his great grandparents are big rabbis
\nAaronBiston:  can you get more dirt on viligrosa to get him impeached this week
\nguest35:  cum on ill
\nguest35:  will*
\nYourMoralLeader:  why dont you like the mayor?
\nAaronBiston:  he is destroying our parking
\nguest35:  shut u up ni
\nAaronBiston:  this entire community will get screwed over by his crap
\nAaronBiston:  it won’t speed up traffic either
\nAaronBiston:  it will only slow it down
\nguest35:  well all u r gay
\nAaronBiston:  and cause every business on pico to shut down except ofr ralphs and office depot
\nYourMoralLeader:  yeah
\nYourMoralLeader:  it could be a mess
\nguest35:  fukin gimp
\nUser guest35 was banned by broadcaster\/admin.
\nUser guest35 left the room.
\nAaronBiston:  only you have the ability to stop him in his tracks
\nAaronBiston:  no one else is msart enough to write a story to stop the mayor
\nAaronBiston:  you should go or it and be the hero of this town
\nYourMoralLeader:  hmm
\nYourMoralLeader:  why dont you think it will speed up traffic?
\nAaronBiston:  it will cause more cars to enter pico, it’s such a short distance that it won’t have an impact, even if it were from santa monica till downtown it would only save 2 minutes
\nAaronBiston:  this shorter route from centinella till fairfax is no distance at all and is only gonna ruin our area
\nAaronBiston:  not help anything
\nAaronBiston:  Luke Ford for Mayror of LA!!!, lets ave a new election
\nYourMoralLeader:  !<\/p>\n

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