{"id":2391,"date":"2008-03-05T09:12:04","date_gmt":"2008-03-05T17:12:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2391"},"modified":"2008-03-05T09:15:35","modified_gmt":"2008-03-05T17:15:35","slug":"the-texas-dildo-massacre-nsfw","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2391","title":{"rendered":"The Texas Dildo Massacre (NSFW)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.slate.com\/id\/2185623\/\">Bonnie Goldstein writes for Slate<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p xmlns:control=\"control\">On Feb. 13, <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.chron.com\/CDA\/archives\/archive.mpl?id=2008_4513615\">sex-toy retailers<\/a> in Texas rejoiced when a federal appeals court <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.ca5.uscourts.gov\/opinions\/pub\/06\/06-51067-CV0.wpd.pdf\">ruled<\/a>&mdash;just in time for Valentine&#8217;s Day&mdash;that a Texas prohibition against the sale of <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.discreet-romance.com\/dildos-c-13.html\">dildos<\/a> and <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.pocketpussies.com\/Pocket-Pussies.htm\">pocket pussies<\/a> violated the <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/caselaw.lp.findlaw.com\/data\/constitution\/amendment14\/\">14<sup>th<\/sup> Amendment<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p xmlns:control=\"control\">According to the Texas (<em>ahem<\/em>) <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/tlo2.tlc.state.tx.us\/statutes\/docs\/PE\/content\/htm\/pe.009.00.000043.00.htm\">penal code<\/a>, it is forbidden to sell or to advertise an <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=TYXUUsDGxkU\">artificial penis or vagina<\/a> &quot;primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs.&quot; The statute makes an exception for instances in which the purchase meets a &quot;medical, psychiatric, judicial, legislative, or law enforcement&quot; need. Even so, in <em>Reliable Consultants v. <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Ronnie_Earle#Investigations_conducted_by_Earle\">Ronnie Earle<\/a>,<\/em> the normally <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/content\/article\/2005\/07\/18\/AR2005071801251.html\">conservative<\/a> <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.ca5.uscourts.gov\/\">5<sup>th<\/sup> Circuit<\/a> Court of Appeals <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/randazza.wordpress.com\/2008\/02\/13\/texas-dildo-law-struck-down\/\">struck down<\/a> the ban on the grounds that it violated the right of ordinary citizens &quot;to engage in private intimate conduct in the home without government intrusion.&quot;<\/p>\n<p xmlns:control=\"control\">One of only four states banning sexual doodads (the other three are Virginia, <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/freestudents.blogspot.com\/2007\/07\/dildo-police-strike-again-what-is-wrong.html\">Mississippi<\/a>, and Alabama), Texas is not about to take this insult lying down. Last week, state<a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oag.state.tx.us\/agency\/agga_bio.shtml\"> Attorney General Greg Abbott<\/a> petitioned the appellate court to reconsider the matter <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/En_banc_rehearing\">en banc<\/a> (see exerpts below and on the following three pages). Abbott wrote that, if permitted to stand, the court&#8217;s decision may &quot;invite &hellip; challenges to previously-uncontroversial criminal prohibitions&quot; on sexual practices such as &quot;consensual adult incest or bigamy&quot; (Page 4).<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bonnie Goldstein writes for Slate: On Feb. 13, sex-toy retailers in Texas rejoiced when a federal appeals court ruled&mdash;just in time for Valentine&#8217;s Day&mdash;that a Texas prohibition against the sale of dildos and pocket pussies violated the 14th Amendment. 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