I love pussycats but sometimes I like to run with the tigers.<\/p>\n
The problem with tigers is that they sometimes claw you and often turn out to be quite deranged. That’s kinda cool in small contained doses — hey, live your dreams — but they can turn your life chaotic and that’s not the Torah’s way.<\/p>\n
A frum life is about order.<\/p>\n
Write that down, kids.<\/p>\n
Some women who act like tigers turn out to be pussycats and vice versa.<\/p>\n
My normal preference is for demure women who turn out to be tigers, but only tigers in the zoo, not running wild on the streets, if you get my drift.<\/p>\n
That’s why frum chicks are the coolest. The mehitza creates desire.<\/p>\n
As our sages remind us, the longer the skirt, the quicker it comes off.<\/p>\n
Many years ago, before I moved to L.A., I met this woman through a Jews for Jesus singles service. Don’t ask. I was trying everything at the time to meet chix (I had no belief in Jesus but I had a strong belief in the transformative effect of a good woman, and even that of a bad woman can be cool).<\/p>\n
This woman’s mom placed the ad. They were both shiksas.<\/p>\n
I took the daughter (nine years older than me) out to dinner. On Shabbat, I took her to shul. Motzi Shabbos, she took me home.<\/p>\n
It’s the way things should be.<\/p>\n
She was living with her mom after her third divorce. <\/p>\n
In the morning the mom says to me, "She’s a tiger, isn’t she?"<\/p>\n
I about died.<\/p>\n
I’m very demure.<\/p>\n
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