{"id":2386,"date":"2008-03-04T22:42:21","date_gmt":"2008-03-05T06:42:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2386"},"modified":"2008-08-19T20:32:33","modified_gmt":"2008-08-20T04:32:33","slug":"holly-randalls-live-in-my-chatroom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2386","title":{"rendered":"Holly Randall Was Live In My Chatroom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/yourmoralleader.camstreams.com\/\">Click here for my live cam and watch me sleep. It&#8217;s purifying and edifying and sanctifying<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>135: But I like it &#8211; it&#8217;s like a candlelight dinner at your place, without the candlelight or dinner.<br \/>\nguest135:&nbsp; Why do you sigh? Is this camera in real time or a few sec delay?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; 15 second delay appx<br \/>\nguest135:&nbsp; Okay. So what do you want to know? Make it quick, because you look like you may go to sleep.<br \/>\nguest135:&nbsp; I think you know too much already.<br \/>\nguest135:&nbsp; Luke, I will not be the one to feed your fantasies. This time. You invited me and so here I am. Will you pls speak up, 95? <br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; oy ve, a lot has happened since I invited you&#8230;<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i&#8217;m a different man now<br \/>\nguest135:&nbsp; Oh, I see I was on a big list. Okay! I like different men&#8230;<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; hi donna<br \/>\nguest135:&nbsp; Ok, lol yourself.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; we were a livelier room a couple of hours ago<br \/>\nguest135:&nbsp; Well, hopefully you<br \/>\nguest135:&nbsp; will post excerpts on the blog<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i&#8217;m learning al lthis<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; what&#8217;s new with you?<br \/>\nguest135:&nbsp; Yet you remain the master of multi-tasking&#8230;<br \/>\nguest135:&nbsp; Hurry, I see there is a Catholic Priest on the cam I may want to catch..<br \/>\nguest135:&nbsp; I had an interesting dinner with some people you know the other night&#8230;<br \/>\nguest135:&nbsp; Your name may have come up once or twice. But who knows, maybe one of them is one of the other guests here&#8230;<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; \ud83d\ude42 i&#8217;m going to bed, gnight<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; jesus Luke you look like you&#8217;ve been lost in the wild for months<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; thanks for coming<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i have been<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; no kidding<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; how long have you been on here?<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; i just got your email<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; a week<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; do you know who this is?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; no<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; you can&#8217;t tell by the insulting tone\/<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; ?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; no<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; it&#8217;s holly<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; no way<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; darling<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i had all these people calling for you<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; did you get new shelving<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; oh boy<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; no<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; sorry i was taking a bath<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; just organized diff<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; rereading my memoir?<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; i thought all your furniture consisted of cardboard boxes<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; piled on top of each other<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; i guess i remember the hovel differently<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; no sorry i wasn&#8217;t<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; i&#8217;ve read that so many times i&#8217;ve memorized it \ud83d\ude09<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; it was you who piled on top of in here<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; was<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yeah, i&#8217;ve done it up real nice here, you should come check it out<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; if you are willing to risk your honor<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; hahahahahahahahahaha<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; i have honor?<br \/>\nguest135:&nbsp; OOh, this is getting intimate. Good night, Luke!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; she offered her honor<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i honored her offer<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; and all night i was on her and off her<br \/>\nUser guest135 left the room.<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; oh the bad jokes just keep coming and coming don&#8217;t they<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; we drove out my 135 friend<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; no kidding<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; and i didn&#8217;t even start talking dirty yet<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; sheesh<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; is there anything of mine that you&#8217;d like to see?<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; i was going to make a really bad joek<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; joke<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; but i won&#8217;t b\/c i&#8217;m not mean like you<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; you make me want to be a better man<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; thanks for the newsweek article<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; what&#8217;s new with you?<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; you&#8217;re welcome<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; i tried a new toothpaste<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; do you have your own cam?<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; and i think it gave me a stomachace<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; hell no<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; i&#8217;m not a pervert like you<br \/>\nguest139:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; have you undressed in front of your cam yet?<br \/>\nguest139:&nbsp; rofl<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; that would be against the torah<br \/>\nguest139:&nbsp; hey sup ML<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; c&#8217;mon you know you hit up unsuspecting jewish singles <br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; and flash them <br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; i know you do<br \/>\nguest139:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; gently gently<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; nothing on but your black socks, right\/<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; you know every time i see a guy naked except for his&nbsp; black socks i think of you<br \/>\nguest139:&nbsp; my eyes!!!<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; hey man, you haven&#8217;t seen it in person <br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; i have<br \/>\nguest139:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; MY eyes<br \/>\nguest139:&nbsp; *wears blindfold*<br \/>\n:&nbsp; so&#8230; ML what is your cam thingie on here for?<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; what do you think?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I was a different man then Holly, I&#8217;ve changed<br \/>\nUser guest140 left the room.<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; yeah rigth<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; right<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; to pick up chix?<br \/>\nguest139:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; how often do you see naked men in black sox these days?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; ho<br \/>\nguest139:&nbsp; well im going bye \ud83d\ude1b<br \/>\nUser guest139 left the room.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; we frightened &#8217;em<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; well not often<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; because they usually wear white socks<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; have you cast any of your movies to model the scenes we did in your bedroom?<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; yeah well they&#8217;re a bunch of sissies<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; not really<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; good, i&#8217;d feel violtaed<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; violated<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; i can&#8217;t find a man to play the role as well as you did \ud83d\ude09<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; u never will<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; i&#8217;m sure i won&#8217;t<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; the chix i meet at temple don&#8217;t dig it when i tell &#8217;em i&#8217;m gonna f&#8212; &#8217;em like a whore<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; do you have this link up on your site or something?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yes<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; lukeford.net<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; oh<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; no wonder i scared them all off<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; what u reading these days?<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; a heartbreaking work of staggering genius<br \/>\nguest95:&nbsp; yeah, u think he&#8217;s luke ford-lite?<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; no seriously that&#8217;s the name of the book<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; he was a pulitzer prize finalist<br \/>\nguest95:&nbsp; i know, dave eggers is a wanna be luke ford <br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; oh<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; lol that&#8217;s funny <br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; that you&#8217;d think that<br \/>\nguest95:&nbsp; have you seen ATONEMENT? good film, also JUNO loved them<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; hated atonement<br \/>\nguest95:&nbsp; why?<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; liked juno<br \/>\nguest95:&nbsp; u have no heart<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; it dragged on and on<br \/>\nguest95:&nbsp; no wonder I dumped you<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; it was a pretentious film<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; ha!<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; you wish you could say that<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; u like my beard?<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; it makes you look like you might be active<br \/>\nguest141:&nbsp; i sthis live?<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; like maybe you rock climb<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; or just hang out under freeway bridges and flash people<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yeah, kinda studly<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; either way<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i&#8217;m all alpha male holly<br \/>\nguest141:&nbsp; one word .. razor .. <br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; against my religion<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; he&#8217;s trying to look more jewish<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; i think it just makes him look more homelss<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; does it work?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; do I look holier?<br \/>\nguest141:&nbsp; word two ..&nbsp; clean up young laddie .. <br \/>\nguest141:&nbsp; this is the mayor of LA .. the babes like it clean and smooth .. trust me<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; girls like the way this tickles &#8217;em<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; well there&#8217;s no fun when you get pubic hair in your teeth<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; oh wait, we&#8217;re talking about his face, sorry i forgot<br \/>\nguest141:&nbsp; mirthala taught me .. clean and smooth . repeat and rinse .. and again and again<br \/>\nguest141:&nbsp; hi ca-rumba!&nbsp; .. aribba! .. el grizzly ford adams<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; ever make it with a bearded man, Holly?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; under a freeway off-ramp?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; over a shopping cart?<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; no but i&#8217;m always up for new experiences<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; that&#8217;s my girl, how about the 405\/101<br \/>\nguest143:&nbsp; anyone seen outlawrocker??<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; is that a special underpass?<br \/>\nguest141:&nbsp; you call that beard &#8230; thats no beard .. that&#8217;s the OJ beard bought down at the Cinema Secrets in Burbank &#8230; gas up the bronco Luke its time to RUN! <br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yeah, biggest in nation, holly<br \/>\nguest141:&nbsp; edge or foamy .. u decide? .. <br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i&#8217;ve lost weight, holly, not taking my lithium<br \/>\nguest141:&nbsp; sit the hell down boy &#8230; and quit drinking that moonshine! <br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i&#8217;m off the hook, macking at a high level, using my herman goerring impressions to deadly effect<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; wonderful, so that means you&#8217;re crazy<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; totally<br \/>\nUser guest143 left the room.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i&#8217;m drinking whiskey<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; i&#8217;ve lost weight too, down from the 150 you so kindly put me at on one of your taped midnight ramblings<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; u carry it well<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; yeah yeah<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i hardly even noticed when it was on top of me, crushing me, driving out my breath<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; making me feel like i was gonna die<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; f**k off sock man<br \/>\nguest141:&nbsp; Luke are famous enough to get a gig on the HAKALM TO LIFE telethon!&nbsp; .. lalalalalalaalalalalala<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; what you weigh now?<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; you felt like you were gonna die because you were getting the best sex of your life<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nguest141:&nbsp; I luv that show .. its a seasonal classic.. kind like santa claus is coming to town .. <br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; i&#8217;m down to 140<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; trying to drop another 7-10 lbs<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; but i like food<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; i had to give up dairy, which helped<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; what can i say, i&#8217;m a heavy girl<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; nothing wrong with that, more cushion for the pushin<br \/>\nguest141:&nbsp; Luke .. this is your father &#8230; use the force Luke &#8230;&nbsp;&nbsp; Luke U R My son &#8230; you must come to the dark side! \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; when I can no longer carry you over the threshhold is when i&#8217;ll worry<br \/>\nUser guest142 left the room.<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; uh huh<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; ur part of history, holly<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; this is my biggest chat ever<br \/>\nguest145:&nbsp; Hi luke , long time reader, first time poster, just a quick question was wondering why you have me on your no list?&nbsp; you are an intelligent man and it seems like a really ignorant decision on your part, expected more from you<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; what no list? who are you?<br \/>\nguest141:&nbsp; Luke &#8230;&nbsp; where did you go .. LUKE SIT YOUR ASS DOWN &#8230; THIS OBI WAN f&#8212;&#8212;ING kaaa-nooooo-beee<br \/>\nguest141:&nbsp; I am the egg man .. koo koo ka choo! <br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; hahaha i know who that is<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; who?<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; i&#8217;m not saying<br \/>\nguest145:&nbsp; i was all set to do a scene with you when the director called and said you had me on your no list, been trying to reach you for some time<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; must&#8217;ve been a misunderstanding<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; actually i don&#8217;t know him\/her personally<br \/>\nguest141:&nbsp; what is this porn chat? &#8230; come on .. keep it clean kiddies<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; luke just can&#8217;t escape his past<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; 145, ur stage name?<br \/>\nguest145:&nbsp; c x<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; you know what they say, porn is like the black hole<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; when you get in you can never get ooooout&#8230;.<br \/>\nguest145:&nbsp; nice cough you got going there, it rivals your beard<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; muahahahaha<br \/>\nguest141:&nbsp; DIRK DIGGLER .. aka LUKES FATHER<br \/>\nguest145:&nbsp; how many of those books do you think lukes read, im guessing less then 3<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; i can guarantee you he&#8217;s read them all<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; but trust me they&#8217;re all incredibly boring<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Holly, I been with chix who weighed close to 200, so you&#8217;re nothing, I was lucky to have you when you were vulnerable.<br \/>\nguest141:&nbsp; Luke I see your promoting BRITA water filters . r they paying you!&nbsp; .. drink the tap water its better for u<br \/>\nguest145:&nbsp; ok hhow many does he understand im guessing less then 3 \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; most of them SHOULD be self help books<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; oh well thanks Luke<br \/>\nguest138:&nbsp; i guess that&#8217;s a compliment<br \/>\nguest145:&nbsp; im just bitter he cost me $600<br \/>\nguest145:&nbsp; sexy<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; 145, i was in a dark period of my life then<br \/>\nguest141:&nbsp; LUKE .. RU LISTENING .. this is MIRTHALA .. I want u Luke .. TONY V .. said u r THE MAN ..<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Please, 141, you&#8217;ll make Holly jealous, she rages<br \/>\nguest145:&nbsp; haha hes still doing the whole jewish thing?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; very jealous girl<br \/>\nguest145:&nbsp; luke what are your thoughts on th current state of lukeisback?<br \/>\nguest141:&nbsp; COME OVER TO MY CONDO IN STUDIO CITY .. WE ARE HAVING SOME CHIMMY CHUNGAS!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; 0<br \/>\nguest141:&nbsp; THIS IS THE ATF .. YOU R IN BIG TROUBLE SONNY BOY!!!!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Holly loved it when I made love to her with a gun to her head<br \/>\nguest141:&nbsp; r u barricading your self .. should I call SWAT?<br \/>\nguest141:&nbsp; whats the address again?<br \/>\nguest145:&nbsp; why do i feel like im watching deleted scenes from the big lebowski?<br \/>\nguest141:&nbsp; more moonshine! <br \/>\nguest145:&nbsp; am i the only person who finds this depressing?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; will you guys vote for me in 2010 when I run for US Senate?<br \/>\nguest145:&nbsp; luke thoughts on the current state of lukeisback?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; 0 thoughts<br \/>\nguest145:&nbsp; thats a shame<br \/>\nguest141:&nbsp; no I already told Villar he&#8217;s got my vote&nbsp; .. sorry .. <br \/>\nguest145:&nbsp; thoughts on mary carey?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; 0<br \/>\nguest145:&nbsp; thoughts on jim carey?<br \/>\nguest141:&nbsp; mary carey .. sister to drew? &#8230; AH HAAAA<br \/>\nlaSalinasNunez.<br \/>\nbornyo:&nbsp; hi<br \/>\nbornyo:&nbsp; is that yogurt?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; dude<br \/>\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:&nbsp; what the hell .. im gonna puke! <br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; long time<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; good to see ya<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; chapped nose, been blowing it harder than holly randall with a professor<br \/>\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:&nbsp; dont turn you back on me B&#8212;&#8212;tch! <br \/>\nbornyo:&nbsp; snap, jew smack <br \/>\nHollyRandall:&nbsp; hey luke we miss your COD<br \/>\nHollyRandall:&nbsp; we really do<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; thank you, it&#8217;s made zero impact on hollywood,<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; it&#8217;s better suited for porn<br \/>\nHollyRandall:&nbsp; pornstars have been looking too good in photographs recently<br \/>\nHollyRandall:&nbsp; it&#8217;s unnatural<br \/>\nbornyo:&nbsp; mary misses you \ud83d\ude41<br \/>\nbornyo:&nbsp; she has no one to talk to when she sleeps with nba players, shes lost without you<br \/>\nUser guest149 left the room.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Among the most scary parts of life are when you lean in for the first time to kiss a girl. I&rsquo;ll be thinking about it for hours or days sometimes. Other times I&rsquo;m feeling real strong and smooth and I just swoop in.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; About a fifth of the time, the girl has been the first one to kiss me. Much of the time the girl says, &quot;I thought you were never going to do that.&quot;<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Holly had to make the first move on me.<br \/>\nbornyo:&nbsp; hot<br \/>\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:&nbsp; Lukester ..&nbsp; just imagine michael moore and you&#8217;ll be ok .. that will keep from worrying about it<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp;&nbsp; I&rsquo;m slow. I&rsquo;m so verbal I&rsquo;ve usually talked everything out and through with her before I make my first move.Once this grad student 15 years younger said to me as I was leaning in the first time, &quot;I heard you were in a porno.&quot;<br \/>\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:&nbsp; or tony and one of lapd security babes .. you know what I mean .. I YI YI YI YI \ud83d\ude42 <br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; There&rsquo;s no predicting how she&rsquo;s going to react. Getting rejected here puts your relationship in a very awkward state. She&rsquo;ll likely come out with the &quot;I just want to be friends&quot; line and you&rsquo;re condemned to purgatory.According to the book &quot;The Game,&quot; you<br \/>\nbornyo:&nbsp; what a lovely story, one to share with the family over christmas<br \/>\nHollyRandall:&nbsp; LOL<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; you let the conversation trail off and then look her in the eye. If she stares back at you for three seconds, she&rsquo;s ready to kiss.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; would you agree, Holly?<br \/>\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:&nbsp; luke! <br \/>\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:&nbsp;&nbsp; where&#8217;s the moonshine!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Other suggestions:* Tell yourself you&rsquo;re a caveman and she&rsquo;s just practice.* Ask for a massage because you&rsquo;re sore from playing basketball. Then tell her she&rsquo;s doing it wrong and you&rsquo;ll show her how to do it right&hellip;<br \/>\nbornyo:&nbsp; god those books are complete crap theres no formula to it<br \/>\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:&nbsp; take a swag! <br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; u want me to bring back the gun?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; * Ask her to stick out her tongue. Then start sucking on it. If she protests, and slaps you, you&rsquo;ve got a great story.<br \/>\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:&nbsp; YOU MIGHT GET&nbsp; JACK DANIELS COMMERICAL! <br \/>\nguest151:&nbsp; Moral what?&nbsp; leader?<br \/>\nbornyo:&nbsp; i was expecting a nice clean chat, im disappointed<br \/>\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:&nbsp; YOU AUSSIE HILLBILLY!&nbsp; ..&nbsp; <br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; * Get her to focus on something else. I&rsquo;ve found watching a movie together rocks. You both lie down on the floor and you start watching the movie and you snuggle up and&hellip; This has never failed me. Point out the view or your puppets or the TV or something <br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; * Ask to show her something on your computer. Winamp visualizations etc. Kiss her on the cheek. If she turns to you, kiss her on the lips.<br \/>\nbornyo:&nbsp; god what movies do you enjoy watching luke?<br \/>\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:&nbsp; WHERES YOUR BANJO! DANCE BOY DANCE!<br \/>\nguest151:&nbsp; Moral&#8230;&#8230;..u have no MORALS<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; So why does any of this matter? &quot;A man has only one escape form his old self: to see a different self in the mirror of some woman&rsquo;s eyes.&quot; (Clare Boothe Luce)<br \/>\nguest151:&nbsp; u are a player<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; that&#8217;s how we roll in my &#8216;hood<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; respek<br \/>\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:&nbsp; MORE ORAL .. YEP i THING THATS THE WAY TO GO .. WHAT DO YOU SAY OH MORAL LEADER<br \/>\nguest151:&nbsp; yeah I see that MORAL<br \/>\nbornyo:&nbsp; ive been sober for 14 months<br \/>\nguest151:&nbsp; yes i DID<br \/>\nguest151:&nbsp; how can u say u are MORAL<br \/>\nHollyRandall:&nbsp; ok i&#8217;m sorry but MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez you are the MOST annoying person in a chatroom<br \/>\nbornyo:&nbsp; how long have you been straight for luke?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I feel honored to have you guys in my life<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; You complete me!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; eight months now<br \/>\nbornyo:&nbsp; got you beat<br \/>\nHollyRandall:&nbsp; does it not bother you that nobody is listening to you?<br \/>\nguest151:&nbsp; no u need saved MORAL LEADER<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; no<br \/>\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:&nbsp; IVE BEEN SOBER MY ENTIRE LIFE .. BUT IF I HAVE TO WATCH LUKE RUB MORE s**t ON HIS FACE .. IM GONNA GET A PINT OF VODKA AND DRINK IT TILL i PASS OUT!<br \/>\nHollyRandall:&nbsp; SHUT UP!<br \/>\nbornyo:&nbsp; haha<br \/>\nHollyRandall:&nbsp; f**kin hell<br \/>\nHollyRandall:&nbsp; what, are you 12?<br \/>\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:&nbsp; 11.5 <br \/>\nbornyo:&nbsp; da burg has his nightly webcam chat going on now, im so torn<br \/>\nHollyRandall:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nHollyRandall:&nbsp; ok kids i gotta go edit some dirty photos<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; what&#8217;s been going on in porn?<br \/>\nguest151:&nbsp; some THINK they are saved&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..some KNOW they are<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; gnight holly<br \/>\nbornyo:&nbsp; luke has face yogurt he has a stuffed bear, what should I do?<br \/>\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:&nbsp; WHOS YOUR DADDY .. HOLLY?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; humphry<br \/>\nHollyRandall:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nguest152:&nbsp; are those barretts in your hair<br \/>\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:&nbsp; COME TO PAPPA .. <br \/>\nUser guest153 left the room.<br \/>\nbornyo:&nbsp; it holds his jew cap in place<br \/>\nHollyRandall:&nbsp; ok i&#8217;m leaving before i virtually strangle this guy<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; we should<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; all do this again<br \/>\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:&nbsp; PAPPA DONT PREACH .. YOU KNOW THE REST OF THE SONG &#8230; <br \/>\nHollyRandall:&nbsp; you need to post a time and this link on XPT<br \/>\nHollyRandall:&nbsp; they all miss you<br \/>\nguest151:&nbsp; that aint goona wash away all your sins MORAL&nbsp; rubbing that face<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; ok will do<br \/>\nUser guest154 left the room.<br \/>\nbornyo:&nbsp; i dont miss you<br \/>\nHollyRandall:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nbornyo:&nbsp; you cost me $600<br \/>\nHollyRandall:&nbsp; hahahahaha<br \/>\nguest151:&nbsp; nor the hair growth<br \/>\nbornyo:&nbsp; with your ignorance<br \/>\nHollyRandall:&nbsp; nite guys<br \/>\nUser HollyRandall left the room.<br \/>\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:&nbsp; HOLLY .. YOU ME AND A BOTTLE OF MOONSHINE .. 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