{"id":2383,"date":"2008-03-04T17:35:30","date_gmt":"2008-03-05T01:35:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2383"},"modified":"2008-03-05T03:32:28","modified_gmt":"2008-03-05T11:32:28","slug":"im-not-doing-anything-obscene-on-my-webcam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2383","title":{"rendered":"I’m Not Doing Anything Obscene On My Webcam"},"content":{"rendered":"

I was just checking myself out on my webcam<\/a>. My face was strained and all screwed up before a happy release. I was rocking in my chair. It looked obscene because you couldn’t see the weights I was working out just below the camera line. That’s all it is, folks. Just a healthy manly workout like Bill Murray washing golf balls in Caddyshack<\/a>.<\/p>\n

I have My Moral Leader, a very great sage from the East, in my chat room now.<\/p>\n

guest135:  Um, I’m new here. But I like it – it’s like a candlelight dinner at your place, without the candlelight or dinner.
\nAt least the Valley Village chabad rabbi is interesting to listen to. The new guy at Shaarey Zedek is a standard issue frummie, not very learned or much of a thinker. The shul is dull.<\/p>\n

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