{"id":2383,"date":"2008-03-04T17:35:30","date_gmt":"2008-03-05T01:35:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2383"},"modified":"2008-03-05T03:32:28","modified_gmt":"2008-03-05T11:32:28","slug":"im-not-doing-anything-obscene-on-my-webcam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2383","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Not Doing Anything Obscene On My Webcam"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/yourmoralleader.camstreams.com\/\">I was just checking myself out on my webcam<\/a>. My face was strained and all screwed up before a happy release. I was rocking in my chair. It looked obscene because you couldn&#8217;t see the weights I was working out just below the camera line. That&#8217;s all it is, folks. Just a healthy manly workout like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0080487\/\">Bill Murray washing golf balls in Caddyshack<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I have My Moral Leader, a very great sage from the East, in my chat room now.<\/p>\n<p>guest135:&nbsp; Um, I&#8217;m new here. But I like it &#8211; it&#8217;s like a candlelight dinner at your place, without the candlelight or dinner.<br \/>\nAt least the Valley Village chabad rabbi is interesting to listen to. The new guy at Shaarey Zedek is a standard issue frummie, not very learned or much of a thinker. The shul is dull.<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was just checking myself out on my webcam. My face was strained and all screwed up before a happy release. I was rocking in my chair. It looked obscene because you couldn&#8217;t see the weights I was working out &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2383\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[672,670,637,667,676,669,668,677,671,673,678,674,675],"class_list":["post-2383","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-bill-murray","tag-caddyshack","tag-candlelight-dinner","tag-chabad-rabbi","tag-chat-room","tag-golf-balls","tag-moral-leader","tag-sage","tag-shul","tag-thinker","tag-webcam","tag-weights","tag-workout"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2383","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2383"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2383\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2383"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2383"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2383"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}