{"id":2324,"date":"2008-02-24T18:47:26","date_gmt":"2008-02-25T02:47:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2324"},"modified":"2008-02-27T18:39:01","modified_gmt":"2008-02-28T02:39:01","slug":"silent-night-holy-night-at-mamash-restaurant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2324","title":{"rendered":"Silent Night, Holy Night At Mamash Restaurant"},"content":{"rendered":"

I heard there were going to be protesters but there was nobody but a few silent diners. Video<\/a><\/p>\n

What a shame. Torah scholars and bloggers have a lot in common — they both equally increase peace in the world.<\/p>\n

The RCC has postponed its dinner from tonight to March 30<\/a>.<\/p>\n

I was assured there’d be protesters anyway but I was disappointed. I hoped they’d be chanting something catchy such as "Hey, hey, ho, ho, Rabbi Union’s got to go," or "The RCC’s a bunch of feminists."<\/p>\n

No such luck.<\/p>\n

I wanted some hot Jew-on-Jew action but all I got was some tender Asian fusion drifting by like April’s blossoms.<\/p>\n

I’ve constructed my whole life in opposition to the RCC. What now shall I do? If the RCC did not exist, I would have to invent it. I cannot experience my self, let alone my manhood, except in opposition to Rabbi Union.<\/p>\n

So on my walk home, I made a couple of videos mewling about my feelings. I’m sick of being the cub in my relationships. From now on I’ll be fierce Papa Bear Levi.<\/p>\n

My Pico streetwalking business has taken a severe hit from the subprime crisis.<\/p>\n

There, that’s something you’re not going to read on Brad A. Greenberg’s G-d blog.<\/p>\n

I did my taxes this afternoon. I made $36,000 last year. Once that news leaks, the ladies are going to be all over me. How will I maintain my commitment to shomer negila? Something’s gotta give.<\/p>\n

My problem is that I’ve got too much love and too few ethics. I’m very Pauline.<\/p>\n

I’ve made $243 with AdSense this month. And $18 today.<\/p>\n

Prior to last October, I was making a dollar a day. My traffic is up 50% from then, but the primary reason my income is way up from Lukeford.net is that I’ve worked hard on monetizing it.<\/p>\n

Join my Make Money Online Email List<\/a> and I’ll tell you how I’m doing it.<\/p>\n

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