{"id":23166,"date":"2010-09-01T13:58:35","date_gmt":"2010-09-01T21:58:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=23166"},"modified":"2010-09-01T13:58:35","modified_gmt":"2010-09-01T21:58:35","slug":"why-i-love-orthodox-judaism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=23166","title":{"rendered":"Why I Love Orthodox Judaism"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.frumsatire.net\/2010\/01\/13\/why-i-love-being-an-orthodox-jew\/\">Heshy Fried blogs<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>Hot Chani: I like the fact that frum people can\u2019t escape the evil of sexiness, I love the fact that you can be frum tznius and sexy. Although tznius is definitely a relative term in this case as is hot \u2013 since we haven\u2019t found a term for the ugly hot chani\u2019s as of yet.<\/p>\n<p>Shomer Negiah: Sure it\u2019s tough and no one really keeps it anymore, but the concept is awesome and if you could hold out, more power to ya. 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