{"id":23166,"date":"2010-09-01T13:58:35","date_gmt":"2010-09-01T21:58:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=23166"},"modified":"2010-09-01T13:58:35","modified_gmt":"2010-09-01T21:58:35","slug":"why-i-love-orthodox-judaism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=23166","title":{"rendered":"Why I Love Orthodox Judaism"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.frumsatire.net\/2010\/01\/13\/why-i-love-being-an-orthodox-jew\/\">Heshy Fried blogs<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>Hot Chani: I like the fact that frum people can\u2019t escape the evil of sexiness, I love the fact that you can be frum tznius and sexy. Although tznius is definitely a relative term in this case as is hot \u2013 since we haven\u2019t found a term for the ugly hot chani\u2019s as of yet.<\/p>\n<p>Shomer Negiah: Sure it\u2019s tough and no one really keeps it anymore, but the concept is awesome and if you could hold out, more power to ya. Think about special you\u2019re wedding night will be if you kept shomer negiah.<\/p>\n<p>Nidah: So you mean to tell me that even after I get married I can still sleep in my own bed? Wow, where do I sign up?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Heshy Fried blogs: Hot Chani: I like the fact that frum people can\u2019t escape the evil of sexiness, I love the fact that you can be frum tznius and sexy. Although tznius is definitely a relative term in this case &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=23166\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21436],"tags":[21444,23605,1132,23606,7543],"class_list":["post-23166","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-heshy-fried","tag-heshy","tag-nidah","tag-orthodox-judaism","tag-relative-term","tag-sexiness"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23166","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23166"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23166\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}