{"id":22744,"date":"2010-08-24T15:54:59","date_gmt":"2010-08-24T23:54:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=22744"},"modified":"2010-08-24T15:56:50","modified_gmt":"2010-08-24T23:56:50","slug":"whats-the-best-outfit-to-crown-god-king-and-to-still-feel-like-a-queen-inside","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=22744","title":{"rendered":"What&#8217;s the best outfit to crown God king while still feeling like a queen inside?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s almost Rosh Hashanah. What will the Zionists of the hot young female variety be wearing to shul on the days of awe?<\/p>\n<p>I need to know.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s say you are a 16-year old Jewish princess seeking your third boyfriend. What will you wear to your Conservative synagogue?<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s say you are a 44-year old cougar looking for a younger man. You want the spiritual meaning of the holidays as well as a love connection at your Reconstructionist synagogue. What to wear?<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s say you are 19 and Orthodox from birth and you want a husband this new year. What will you wear to shul to give off just the right vibe?<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s say you are going to go straight from your Reform temple on erev Rosh Hashanah to a disco? What to wear?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s almost Rosh Hashanah. What will the Zionists of the hot young female variety be wearing to shul on the days of awe? I need to know. Let&#8217;s say you are a 16-year old Jewish princess seeking your third boyfriend. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=22744\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[11962,12955,23452,19043,9394,23453,2477],"class_list":["post-22744","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jews","tag-conservative-synagogue","tag-days-of-awe","tag-female-variety","tag-god-king","tag-jewish-princess","tag-reconstructionist-synagogue","tag-reform-temple"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22744","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22744"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22744\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22744"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22744"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22744"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}