{"id":22631,"date":"2010-08-20T15:30:11","date_gmt":"2010-08-20T23:30:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=22631"},"modified":"2010-08-20T15:33:59","modified_gmt":"2010-08-20T23:33:59","slug":"you-have-30-days-to-say-something-nice-to-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=22631","title":{"rendered":"You Have 30 Days To Say Something Nice To Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I loved some of the calls to Dennis Prager&#8217;s happiness hour today.<\/p>\n<p>Tim from Van Nuys: &#8220;I dated a woman for about 13 years.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I was trying to make her happy. I was in love with her.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;She didn&#8217;t want to be married.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Dennis: &#8220;Boy, are you lucky.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Tim: &#8220;The reward that she was getting was that I was constantly buying her things. I was constantly taking her out to dinner. She would see me as a happy person and see my friends as happy people and she&#8217;d say they&#8217;re just phonies.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I am married now to a happy person. What finally ended the relationship with the other person was that I gave her an ultimatum &#8212; she had 30 days to say something nice to me. And she couldn&#8217;t.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I loved some of the calls to Dennis Prager&#8217;s happiness hour today. Tim from Van Nuys: &#8220;I dated a woman for about 13 years.&#8221; &#8220;I was trying to make her happy. I was in love with her.&#8221; &#8220;She didn&#8217;t want &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=22631\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,5769],"tags":[23376,29761,5985,23375,4134],"class_list":["post-22631","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dennis-prager","category-happiness","tag-13-years","tag-dennis-prager","tag-phonies","tag-ultimatum","tag-van-nuys"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22631","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22631"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22631\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22635,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22631\/revisions\/22635"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22631"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22631"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22631"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}