{"id":2262,"date":"2008-02-14T22:32:16","date_gmt":"2008-02-15T06:32:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2262"},"modified":"2008-02-15T00:35:07","modified_gmt":"2008-02-15T08:35:07","slug":"i-have-more-friends-in-porn-than-in-torah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2262","title":{"rendered":"I Have More Friends In Porn Than In Torah"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Whenever I wanted to catch a ride to Las Vegas for the Adult Entertainment Expo, it was never a problem. I always had several rides to choose from. There were always people I could stay with at various hotels on the strip for the convention. There were even attractive young women who wanted to sleep with me.<\/p>\n<p>But I can&#8217;t find anyone who wants to give me a ride to LimmudLA.<\/p>\n<p>I am truly a loser.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=GBYDlZBYkw0\">I have a bad case of Premature LimmudLA Anxiety<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Make it a crime to be lonely or sad.<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whenever I wanted to catch a ride to Las Vegas for the Adult Entertainment Expo, it was never a problem. I always had several rides to choose from. There were always people I could stay with at various hotels on &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2262\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[592],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2262","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-articles"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2262","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2262"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2262\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2262"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2262"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2262"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}