{"id":2260,"date":"2008-02-14T17:19:38","date_gmt":"2008-02-15T01:19:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2260"},"modified":"2010-04-09T09:32:08","modified_gmt":"2010-04-09T17:32:08","slug":"i-want-to-rescue-orit-arfa-from-spinsterhood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2260","title":{"rendered":"Orit Arfa: They"},"content":{"rendered":"

Orit Arfa writes this singles column for the Feb. 14, 2008 issue of the Jewish Journal<\/a>:<\/p>\n

\nNote to men: Flattery always works. He got my full attention. He introduced himself as Guy, and, with my full blessing, began to psychoanalyze me. He told me that I looked out of place and that my demeanor was unapproachable, intimidating, even condescending. I agreed that at times I can be snobby, so he advised me to start giving people a chance, to stop judging people superficially. He announced that he has special intuitive powers — it runs in his Tunisian family — and that he could foresee that if I didn’t lower my dating standards, I’d end up very alone. He took his forecast a step further by telling me that if he were to take me out to dinner, he’d have to put on "boxing gloves" — for I’m not easy — but he’s ready for the challenge. I’m not necessarily his physical type, but I intrigued him. \n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Hmm, maybe I should put on a disguise and fly to Jerusalem and rescue Orit Arfa from spinsterhood.<\/p>\n

I think my only chance with Orit is to cozy up to her parents, loyal Luke Ford readers (Carmalith Arfa worked at Harkham Hillel for 25 years<\/a>).<\/p>\n

Many rabbis wonder how I can make love to so many different women on my website.<\/p>\n

Well, the Torah helped me overcome my fears of intimacy to the point where I can now court two women at once, Baruch HaShem!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Orit Arfa writes this singles column for the Feb. 14, 2008 issue of the Jewish Journal: Note to men: Flattery always works. He got my full attention. He introduced himself as Guy, and, with my full blessing, began to psychoanalyze … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[215],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2260","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-orit-arfa"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t