{"id":2246,"date":"2008-02-13T15:38:05","date_gmt":"2008-02-13T23:38:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2246"},"modified":"2008-02-13T16:40:54","modified_gmt":"2008-02-14T00:40:54","slug":"like-on-a-pole-no-silly-ilyse-baker-has-a-hot-bod-and-you-can-check-it-out-at-sinai-temple","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2246","title":{"rendered":"Like On A Pole? No, Silly, Ilyse Baker Has A Hot Bod And You Can Check It Out Spiritually At Sinai Temple"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It is stories like these that remind me yet again that Pico-Robertson&#8217;s Orthodox shuls are falling behind the times with their Saturday morning programming. If you gave me a choice between watching Ilyse Baker dance and trying to talk to an invisible God, I know what I&#8217;d choose &#8212; I&#8217;d chose Ilyse and I&#8217;d choose life.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately for me, I live in a Torah corral and have no choice in these matters. I surrended my life to God a long time ago (yeah, I&#8217;ve fallen off the wagon a few times but at least I don&#8217;t have AIDS, unlike some people I know).<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jewishjournal.com\/thecalendargirls\/2008\/02\/dancers-dream.html\">Danielle Berrin writes<\/a>:<\/p>\n<div class=\"post-body\">\n<div><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/jewishjournal.com\/thecalendargirls\/uploaded_images\/funhat-722178.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" style=\"margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/jewishjournal.com\/thecalendargirls\/uploaded_images\/funhat-722176.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>Want a hot bod? Ilyse Baker has the secret and it&#8217;s got nothing to do with weight-lifting and treadmills. This is modern fitness for modern people, created by a gal who moved from New Jersey to Los Angeles to bring her beat to the entertainment capital of the world.<\/p>\n<p>Having danced for celebrities LeAnn Rimes, Elton John and Missy Elliot in addition to stints on television, Ilyse distinguishes herself with a self-styled physical workout. Her personalized creation, &quot;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.ibdancing.net\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\">I.B. Dancing<\/a>&quot; blends modern dance technique with rigorous fitness. True to form, her hot moves have set her star on the rise and she was recently nominated for Exercise TV&#8217;s &quot;top trainer,&quot; where she&#8217;ll compete with a host of dance instructors countrywide. So help a sista out and bag a mitzvah: <a href=\"http:\/\/exercisetv.cityvoter.com\/ilyse-baker\/biz\/65819\" target=\"_blank\">Vote for Ilyse<\/a> as she vies for the coveted title.<\/p>\n<p>Wanna see her groove in the flesh? 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