{"id":2164,"date":"2008-02-07T12:13:09","date_gmt":"2008-02-07T20:13:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2164"},"modified":"2008-02-07T21:24:17","modified_gmt":"2008-02-08T05:24:17","slug":"cathy-seipp-for-surgeon-general","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2164","title":{"rendered":"Cathy Seipp For Surgeon General"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lewis Fein IMs: &quot;I voted for change. In fact, I was so excited that, seconds after casting my ballot for America&#8217;s next president (campaign slogan: I&#8217;m not the only First Spouse with a pearl necklace), I ripped the pink voting sheet from the machine, joined arms with my fellow citizens and did a can-can, filled with joyous song. That&#8217;s right &#8212; we can take back this country! <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/David_Ehrenstein\">E-H-R-E-N-S-T-E-I-N<\/a>!&quot;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/festeringswamp.journalspace.com\/?entryid=304\">David Ehrenstein&#8217;s Erection Diaries<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>Erection Day. November 1977 <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s finally happened! Ed Koch is mayor of New York. Lady Liberty light my torch!!! I stole a few seconds with Ed (&quot;Hizzoner&quot;) and, our bodies covered in confetti and flash bulbs blinding my ability to pinch his beautiful tuchas, whispered: &quot;Fuck Bess Meyerson. I mean fuck her. You know, screw her. Bottom line: we don&#8217;t need her anymore.&quot; Ed smiled and responded, &quot;Davey, I can&#8217;t wait for you to enter Gracie Mansion.&quot; <\/p>\n<p>Primary Day. Virgin Islands. February 1988 <\/p>\n<p>Gary Hart makes my heart flutter. I&#8217;d like to monkey with his business, thank you very much, Ms. Donna Rice.<\/p>\n<p>Democratic National Convention. July 1992 <\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s only one thing more wooden than Al Gore. I plan to find out tonight at 9:30 in room 069.<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lewis Fein IMs: &quot;I voted for change. In fact, I was so excited that, seconds after casting my ballot for America&#8217;s next president (campaign slogan: I&#8217;m not the only First Spouse with a pearl necklace), I ripped the pink voting &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2164\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[592],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2164","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-articles"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2164","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2164"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2164\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}