{"id":21272,"date":"2010-07-18T13:05:08","date_gmt":"2010-07-18T21:05:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=21272"},"modified":"2010-07-18T14:16:18","modified_gmt":"2010-07-18T22:16:18","slug":"tisha-bav-pick-up-lines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=21272","title":{"rendered":"Tisha B&#8217;Av Pick-Up Lines"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.frumsatire.net\/2010\/07\/18\/tisha-bav-pickup-lines\/\">Heshy Fried writes<\/a>: <\/p>\n<p>We can make our own live music together<\/p>\n<p>You smell great for someone who hasn\u2019t showered since Rosh Chodesh<\/p>\n<p>Want to try some of my milchig treats?<\/p>\n<p>We can use non-leather whips if you\u2019re machmir on Tisha B\u2019Av<\/p>\n<p>You can lay siege on me anytime<\/p>\n<p>I couldn\u2019t help but notice you during eicha<\/p>\n<p>We could do much more than sit on the floor<\/p>\n<p>Hey babe, you can lament on my shoulder anytime<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019d like to make your fast day go by that much faster<\/p>\n<p>You have room on that overturned milk crate for two?<\/p>\n<p>You\u2019re toes are looking real hot in those crocks<\/p>\n<p>8: hey luke, how about &#8220;you don&#8217;t need to fast baby, you lookin good&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>guest8:  you knock me out of my non-leather shoes<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Heshy Fried writes: We can make our own live music together You smell great for someone who hasn\u2019t showered since Rosh Chodesh Want to try some of my milchig treats? We can use non-leather whips if you\u2019re machmir on Tisha &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=21272\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[210],"tags":[22891,22889,22890,1016,22888],"class_list":["post-21272","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating","tag-crocks","tag-eicha","tag-milk-crate","tag-rosh-chodesh","tag-tisha-b-av"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21272","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21272"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21272\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21282,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21272\/revisions\/21282"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21272"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21272"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21272"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}