{"id":2127,"date":"2008-02-01T08:54:56","date_gmt":"2008-02-01T16:54:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2127"},"modified":"2008-02-03T14:30:54","modified_gmt":"2008-02-03T22:30:54","slug":"shiksa-or-shabbos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2127","title":{"rendered":"Shiksa Or Shabbos?"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m interviewing a beautiful gentile actress this afternoon. What happens if it is almost Shabbos and I’ve still got questions for her? Please pray for me to be strong. Please pray for me to remember my highest values. Please pray for me to use my powers for good and not for evil.<\/p>\n

"Oh Lord, oooh you are so big. So absolutely huge. Gosh, we’re all really impressed down here I can tell you. Forgive us, O Lord, for this dreadful toadying and barefaced flattery. But you are so strong and, well, just so super. Fantastic. Amen."<\/p>\n

Khunrum emails: "Will you be using any of your Third Reich pick-up lines on her? Those Hermann Goering impersonations gets ’em every time." <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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