{"id":2092,"date":"2008-01-28T16:13:29","date_gmt":"2008-01-29T00:13:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2092"},"modified":"2008-01-29T13:37:26","modified_gmt":"2008-01-29T21:37:26","slug":"your-moral-leader-gets-in-shape-for-the-super-bowl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2092","title":{"rendered":"Your Moral Leader Gets In Shape For The Super Bowl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/archives\/updates\/080128a.htm\">I&#8217;ve put aside the sacred texts to produce this Jane Fonda-style workout video to the theme of Rocky<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Chaim Amalek writes:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>If you were more entrepreneurial, you would be rich!<br \/>\nThink: baseball trading  cards but with rabbis instead of sportsmen.<br \/>\nThink: a series of photos of  homeless men.<br \/>\nThink: a table book with photos of the homeless mixed in with  photos of the rabbinate. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Khunrum emails:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p> Luke, I believe we all applaud your new fitness regimen. 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